Avatar (spoilers in thread)
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oh and the 3d rocked too! excellent effect!
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d_b wrote: Also cool tech from humans too.
But they didnt win, hell what do i visit the footballstadium for, if i know my team wont win, although superior skillz, tech and torchships? Dramatic Plothole sucks movie beyond the Hollywoodschwarzschildradius. Otherwise i know the movie was pretty awesome, and you didnt have to be a furryluver like d_b to think that.
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Holy crap I seen it twice but I didn't notice Na'vi had actually 4 fingers :|
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Almost 3 hours of nonstop eye-sex.
Want extended edition now.
Want extended edition now.
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Yeah lol i didnt know until my genius little bro told me. Human/navi hybrids had 5 fingers. Other small details too lolRegret wrote:Holy crap I seen it twice but I didn't notice Na'vi had actually 4 fingers
DO IT!!!!luckywaldo7 wrote:Almost 3 hours of nonstop eye-sex.
Want extended edition now.
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Here you go,fanboi.
Now you can be part of the Naavi.
May Aiwa guide you.
Use this as your avatar or your not a real Avatar Fan.
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oh dear god, please ban him now.PicassoCT wrote:Yo dawg, we made a Avatar from your Avatar, so you can fanboi while you fanboi.
also basic, d_b avatar is juzza, and not a picture of himself.
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pure win, u are my hero
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Yeah,I'v already been informed about this failure,but it matters not he must change his avatar to the naabi version if he is a true follower.Spawn_Retard wrote:oh dear god, please ban him now.PicassoCT wrote:Yo dawg, we made a Avatar from your Avatar, so you can fanboi while you fanboi.
also basic, d_b avatar is juzza, and not a picture of himself.
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Just saw it for my first time. 3D, too.
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For the first time in a very long time, I feel renewed faith in humanity's storytelling capacity, and ability to create something impeccably... words fail me. Indeed I have renewed my faith in humanity itself as a whole. Loved the "movie" (it pains me to refer to it as something so demeaning) from the beginning to the end. An excellent story, told by masterful storytellers. As many have noted, Avatar bears a striking resemblance to Pocahontas/The New World/Whatever-came-first, and I just don't care. No work of "art" prior to this is even worth speaking of in the same lifetime.
For a fact, Avatar is too good to waste on comparisons to anything that came before it, and I am genuinely disappointed that Avatar-avatar-as-avatar was ever meme'd on this forum and undoubtedly elsewhere. Do not combine your worthless, insignificant self with something on such a higher level than anything you or anyone else here could ever hope to achieve. Undoubtedly your parents, if they had any sense, would say the same thing if they bore witness to the act of perversion you have committed. For shame, "people" if you can still be called that, for shame.
No sarcasm, no trolling: If anyone ever says or even implies something negative about this movie in my presence I will put their name on a list. If it takes the remainder of my days, I will find everyone on the list, and I will brutalize them with a ****ing machete. I will leave them only their eyes and ears intact so that they can experience the last fleeting days of their existence, slowly dying of thirst, strapped to a chair, experiencing Avatar on repeat-play for the remainder of their wretched existence, praying and begging for a forgiveness that will never come.
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For the first time in a very long time, I feel renewed faith in humanity's storytelling capacity, and ability to create something impeccably... words fail me. Indeed I have renewed my faith in humanity itself as a whole. Loved the "movie" (it pains me to refer to it as something so demeaning) from the beginning to the end. An excellent story, told by masterful storytellers. As many have noted, Avatar bears a striking resemblance to Pocahontas/The New World/Whatever-came-first, and I just don't care. No work of "art" prior to this is even worth speaking of in the same lifetime.
For a fact, Avatar is too good to waste on comparisons to anything that came before it, and I am genuinely disappointed that Avatar-avatar-as-avatar was ever meme'd on this forum and undoubtedly elsewhere. Do not combine your worthless, insignificant self with something on such a higher level than anything you or anyone else here could ever hope to achieve. Undoubtedly your parents, if they had any sense, would say the same thing if they bore witness to the act of perversion you have committed. For shame, "people" if you can still be called that, for shame.
No sarcasm, no trolling: If anyone ever says or even implies something negative about this movie in my presence I will put their name on a list. If it takes the remainder of my days, I will find everyone on the list, and I will brutalize them with a ****ing machete. I will leave them only their eyes and ears intact so that they can experience the last fleeting days of their existence, slowly dying of thirst, strapped to a chair, experiencing Avatar on repeat-play for the remainder of their wretched existence, praying and begging for a forgiveness that will never come.
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What am i suppose to do now?
How am i gonna avaterize your avatar?
This is gonna the the hardest one yet.
How am i gonna avaterize your avatar?
This is gonna the the hardest one yet.
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I know a Navi, it is beautifull and even talks to me in a soft, female voice,(guiding me through the djungle that is traffic.
"Next turn left, 300 meters. You arrived at your designated target!") and you could say i hold it slavery since i pulled it out of pandorras boxxy!
You dont believe me, i think you question me! I can see you dont believe me!
Enough, i will proove it to you! Comit Picturicide! See! I think now you believe me! Now i proofed it to you, ha?!
All dead, yet not one living, he is dead, she is dead, i tread on them, they are all dead, all dead good naive boys! But there names will live forever! Helmut, Johnny- the little guy, the other fat one! There names will eventually live forever! Oh, my Cock"
"Next turn left, 300 meters. You arrived at your designated target!") and you could say i hold it slavery since i pulled it out of pandorras boxxy!
You dont believe me, i think you question me! I can see you dont believe me!
Enough, i will proove it to you! Comit Picturicide! See! I think now you believe me! Now i proofed it to you, ha?!
All dead, yet not one living, he is dead, she is dead, i tread on them, they are all dead, all dead good naive boys! But there names will live forever! Helmut, Johnny- the little guy, the other fat one! There names will eventually live forever! Oh, my Cock"
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get it, NAVI-gator?
hilarious.
hilarious.
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AI-was way is our way, or we will be lost!
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http://www.avatar-forums.com/showthread.php?t=43Caydr wrote:Just saw it for my first time. 3D, too.
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For the first time in a very long time, I feel renewed faith in humanity's storytelling capacity, and ability to create something impeccably... words fail me. Indeed I have renewed my faith in humanity itself as a whole. Loved the "movie" (it pains me to refer to it as something so demeaning) from the beginning to the end. An excellent story, told by masterful storytellers. As many have noted, Avatar bears a striking resemblance to Pocahontas/The New World/Whatever-came-first, and I just don't care. No work of "art" prior to this is even worth speaking of in the same lifetime.
For a fact, Avatar is too good to waste on comparisons to anything that came before it, and I am genuinely disappointed that Avatar-avatar-as-avatar was ever meme'd on this forum and undoubtedly elsewhere. Do not combine your worthless, insignificant self with something on such a higher level than anything you or anyone else here could ever hope to achieve. Undoubtedly your parents, if they had any sense, would say the same thing if they bore witness to the act of perversion you have committed. For shame, "people" if you can still be called that, for shame.
No sarcasm, no trolling: If anyone ever says or even implies something negative about this movie in my presence I will put their name on a list. If it takes the remainder of my days, I will find everyone on the list, and I will brutalize them with a ****ing machete. I will leave them only their eyes and ears intact so that they can experience the last fleeting days of their existence, slowly dying of thirst, strapped to a chair, experiencing Avatar on repeat-play for the remainder of their wretched existence, praying and begging for a forgiveness that will never come.
We're witnessing the birth of a new phenomenon.
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they should add an 1800-avatar hot line for the most extreme cases.
Just think of the relationships in the tribe of the naabi..
It's like living in a commune...everybody eventually has secret hate towards different members and everyone knows everything about one another.
The whole fusions wiht mama nature is nice.
I wonder if they get some "medicine" from her to relax their nerves,after a long day of being chased by dinosaurs and wild dogs.
Just think of the relationships in the tribe of the naabi..
It's like living in a commune...everybody eventually has secret hate towards different members and everyone knows everything about one another.
The whole fusions wiht mama nature is nice.
I wonder if they get some "medicine" from her to relax their nerves,after a long day of being chased by dinosaurs and wild dogs.
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It was good. It's really, really obvious that the script was first hashed-out in the mid-'90s though - the whole "white guys big evil exploitative polluters" vs "spiritual earth-loving natives are awesome" thing got done to death a decade ago.
Still, the movie was worth it for the eye-sex, and I'm not normally one to put up with a crappy movie for eye-sex (the Star Wars prequels weren't worth it, nor was Bayformers 2, for example).
Sigourney Weaver was underused.
As an aside, did anybody else get eyestrain whenever there was anything closer than the focal length in the 3d? That is, whenever there was something "too close"? My eyes couldn't focus on those things and it just hurt.
Jim's already talking about sequels. I hope he tries to take it to some new directions, now that he's re-established himself as the awesomest action-movie-director ever.
Still, the movie was worth it for the eye-sex, and I'm not normally one to put up with a crappy movie for eye-sex (the Star Wars prequels weren't worth it, nor was Bayformers 2, for example).
Sigourney Weaver was underused.
As an aside, did anybody else get eyestrain whenever there was anything closer than the focal length in the 3d? That is, whenever there was something "too close"? My eyes couldn't focus on those things and it just hurt.
Jim's already talking about sequels. I hope he tries to take it to some new directions, now that he's re-established himself as the awesomest action-movie-director ever.
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I wonder what was the marketing budget on this movie.Probably phenomenal.
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i watched it yesterday twas pretty awesome probably the best film ive seen in a long time.
And it should become the biggest grossing film in movie history so marketting budget aside they will still be filthy rich
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And it should become the biggest grossing film in movie history so marketting budget aside they will still be filthy rich
