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See the prob with the Master Cheif...is that his equpiment SUCK! Just look at the assult rifle, for crying out loud! When you can beat a game with the pistol and NOTHING else, there is a problem with that game...
I only needed the rocket launcher for some enemy vehicals and the shot gun for the Floor. Everything else is a simple bang bang with the pistol and then they're dead. WTF, mate?
I only needed the rocket launcher for some enemy vehicals and the shot gun for the Floor. Everything else is a simple bang bang with the pistol and then they're dead. WTF, mate?
- BlackLiger
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For the floor? What game were you playing? The floor NEVER attacks you in HALO.Zoombie wrote:See the prob with the Master Cheif...is that his equpiment SUCK! Just look at the assult rifle, for crying out loud! When you can beat a game with the pistol and NOTHING else, there is a problem with that game...
I only needed the rocket launcher for some enemy vehicals and the shot gun for the Floor. Everything else is a simple bang bang with the pistol and then they're dead. WTF, mate?
I think you must mean the Flood.
The floor attacks me all the time. Mainly when I jump off a ledge. The floor is cruelBlackLiger wrote:For the floor? What game were you playing? The floor NEVER attacks you in HALO.Zoombie wrote:See the prob with the Master Cheif...is that his equpiment SUCK! Just look at the assult rifle, for crying out loud! When you can beat a game with the pistol and NOTHING else, there is a problem with that game...
I only needed the rocket launcher for some enemy vehicals and the shot gun for the Floor. Everything else is a simple bang bang with the pistol and then they're dead. WTF, mate?
I think you must mean the Flood.

- Guessmyname
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His assaultrifle is teh badassness, with three different ammo types, zoom and pinpoint accuracy.Zoombie wrote:See the prob with the Master Cheif...is that his equpiment SUCK! Just look at the assult rifle, for crying out loud! When you can beat a game with the pistol and NOTHING else, there is a problem with that game...
I only needed the rocket launcher for some enemy vehicals and the shot gun for the Floor. Everything else is a simple bang bang with the pistol and then they're dead. WTF, mate?
He rips them grunts to SHREDS laying the smackdown with shredder ammo.
He hasnt got equipment? hes got his AR, hes got his suit, hes got his Titanium-enhanced skeleton.
His team plants a nuke, hauls ass outta there in no time, utterly PWNS the covenant in like 3 hours.
Of course, im not talking about the game.
Of course you are not. Master chief's assault rifle sux, then try tried to make it better in Halo 2, which was totally retarded..Comp1337 wrote:His assaultrifle is teh badassness, with three different ammo types, zoom and pinpoint accuracy.Zoombie wrote:See the prob with the Master Cheif...is that his equpiment SUCK! Just look at the assult rifle, for crying out loud! When you can beat a game with the pistol and NOTHING else, there is a problem with that game...
I only needed the rocket launcher for some enemy vehicals and the shot gun for the Floor. Everything else is a simple bang bang with the pistol and then they're dead. WTF, mate?
He rips them grunts to SHREDS laying the smackdown with shredder ammo.
He hasnt got equipment? hes got his AR, hes got his suit, hes got his Titanium-enhanced skeleton.
His team plants a nuke, hauls ass outta there in no time, utterly PWNS the covenant in like 3 hours.
Of course, im not talking about the game.
"Ohh, uhmm, we fucked up his assault rifle in Halo 1, so uhmm, we made a better one for Halo 2.."
Halo books = nonsense.. NO one cares what he has in the books, because most people have not read them, dont intend to read them, and probably dont care that they havent..
Alot of people have played the game though.. alot.. and zoombie is right, the only 3 weapons you need to beat halo 1, are the shotgun, rocket launcher, and pistol, and its mainly the pistol..
The rifle sucks, it is more innaccurate than the shotgun, which makes less than no sense..
The sniper rifle only marginally outranges the pistol, and has a much slower fire rate, granted it can kill you in one head shot, as opposed to the 3 shots via the pistol to kill someone, it is far far far easier to get 3 shots off rapidly at somones head with the pistol..
And the covenant weapons.. WTF.. bunch of rubbish.. massive fail and rubbish.. only thing they had that was of any use was the plasma grenade.. There was one thing that always bugged me about the plasma weapons, for some reason they slowed you down when they hit you.. HOW.. and WHY.. that made absolutely no sense..
So yeah, given the uberness of the pistol, im surprised the covenent managed to even put up a fight, cause even on the ultra baddass legendary mode you could still pwn hardcore with a pistol...
Alot of people have played the game though.. alot.. and zoombie is right, the only 3 weapons you need to beat halo 1, are the shotgun, rocket launcher, and pistol, and its mainly the pistol..
The rifle sucks, it is more innaccurate than the shotgun, which makes less than no sense..
The sniper rifle only marginally outranges the pistol, and has a much slower fire rate, granted it can kill you in one head shot, as opposed to the 3 shots via the pistol to kill someone, it is far far far easier to get 3 shots off rapidly at somones head with the pistol..
And the covenant weapons.. WTF.. bunch of rubbish.. massive fail and rubbish.. only thing they had that was of any use was the plasma grenade.. There was one thing that always bugged me about the plasma weapons, for some reason they slowed you down when they hit you.. HOW.. and WHY.. that made absolutely no sense..
So yeah, given the uberness of the pistol, im surprised the covenent managed to even put up a fight, cause even on the ultra baddass legendary mode you could still pwn hardcore with a pistol...
The point man from F.E.A.R.?Zoombie wrote:I personally can think of ten game hero's that can beat the MC, ranging from the obscure, like Jack Walters (Call of Cthulu), Dogmeat (Fallout), to the more well known, like Gordon Freeman and...er...that guy from that other well known shooter line... you all know who I'm talking about, right?
I know, elite vs. elite..Zoombie wrote:Dude! Don't diss the Space Pirates.
We have Master Chief in this Corner, Aannnddd we have the Omega Space Pirate in this corner. Get a load of this guy's arms gentlemen, we know who's going to win, huh!
"Ding, Ding, Ding!"
Master Chief switches to his plasma grenades and hurls them at Omega.
Omega takes them to the chest. Didn't even feel it. Keeps walking forward.
Master Chief switches to his rocket launcher and blows one shell of armor off.
Omega charges at MC and MC gets smashed into the crowd.
MC comes back by shooting Omega in the nuts with the shotgun.
Due to phazon "steroid abuse" his were so small they got missed.
Omega uses the shockwave attack and "accidently" kills about 60 civilians, while bringing MC down to 2 bars of health left.
MC drops his weapons, screams like a girl, and runs like the devil is on his tail.
Omega pops his artillery weapon up and launches two shots at MC.
MC feels the suit ripped open after the first shot, after the second, it all blacks out.
*The End*