Master Chief is a nub...

Snipawolf · Post by **Snipawolf** » 18 Oct 2006, 21:03

He has some sort of 1 to 2 ton armor.. He can't bitch slap elites why? I mean, it even says the suit moves as fast as he thinks.. Master Chief must be a retard if that is true.

1 to 2 tons of metal, like a plasma shot, or a bullet would go through that. And his Shield is made of phail, Samus would own him. Not to mention, he is supposed to be soo badass.. He can't even shoulder fire a Sub Machine gun without the recoil getting to him

If I weighed 1 - 2 tons I would be able to shoulder fire a MG42 for crying out loud, or fire two 6 gauge (if dey exist, I know 8 guage does) shotguns..

Anybody else ever put thought into this, or feel the same way?

hrmph · Post by **hrmph** » 18 Oct 2006, 21:04

Wtf are you talking about?

Guessmyname · Post by **Guessmyname** » 18 Oct 2006, 21:07

Drunken misbehaviour?

1v0ry_k1ng · Post by **1v0ry_k1ng** » 18 Oct 2006, 21:10

he's saying why halo suxx

mehere101 · Post by **mehere101** » 18 Oct 2006, 21:15

Halo is made of fail. Especially the PC versions. don't buy them, they aren't being optimized at all. Which is sad, because games like Tribes Vengeance look better and run better, and they were released before Halo 2.

Snipawolf · Post by **Snipawolf** » 18 Oct 2006, 21:23

Seriously, dig your handbook out and find that he weighs 1-2 tons, then go play some Halo, he should have so many more features, and be able to lift a warthog, over his head, and chuck it at something.. He can pretty easily flip them over.. And the scorpion tanks..

Hmm, throwing warthogs would be cool

Guessmyname · Post by **Guessmyname** » 18 Oct 2006, 21:26

*throws a warthog at Snipawolf, to see what happens*

*looks at the resultant squidgy mess*

Yep, I'd give that 7/10 cool

Snipawolf · Post by **Snipawolf** » 18 Oct 2006, 21:29

Ohh, not to mention.. Why is Master Chief so easy to kill, he can lift and chuck a warthog, and his suit of armor weighs 1-2 tons, yet he gets squashed by a warthog moving like, 25 m/p/h...

Weak..

Peet · Post by **Peet** » 18 Oct 2006, 21:49

Yeah, it's generally borked. Fun as hell to play around with though (HMT/HHT = godly modding tools of dewm).

Snipawolf · Post by **Snipawolf** » 18 Oct 2006, 21:56

Could I perhaps see where you got those from... I will make Master Chief a real man.. Hahahah..

Peet · Post by **Peet** » 18 Oct 2006, 22:05

http://www.halomods.com/forums/viewforum.php?f=18
http://halo2.filefront.com/file/Halo_Hacker_Tools;44736

Kixxe · Post by **Kixxe** » 18 Oct 2006, 22:28

Maybe the huge strengt of the armour is used to LIFT THE 2 TON ARMOUR?

Comp1337 · Post by **Comp1337** » 18 Oct 2006, 22:42

Read the fiction.
According to that he and his team were the only ones who oculd wield the suits, no one else could handle the massive power of it, they would twitch a muscle and that would break the limb that twitched. The pain from breaking the limb would cause the subject to twitch even more, effectiveely breaking every bone in the subjects body.
The spartans were trained from the age of four (i think it was) to be ruthless killing machines. They had superhuman strength due to the inhuman training program, and extreme body control.
This allowed them to eventally use the combat suits, and kinda kills any argument that he uses all of his force to lift the armor.
Also afaik it weighs like 200 kilos..

God im such a nerd.

(he can totally bitchslap a hunter flying in the books)
READ THE BOOKS, THEY ROCK

EDIT: oh and once the shield is down, a plasma shot can go through the hull of a spaceship, so dont count on the armor..

Fanger · Post by **Fanger** » 18 Oct 2006, 22:58

You realize of course that Gordan Freeman could own both Samus and the Masterchief at the same time...

Sheekel · Post by **Sheekel** » 18 Oct 2006, 23:03

Halo is a great example of Gameplay > realism.

This game is very unrealistic, but is one of the most fun FPS's ive ever played. GRAW, on the other hand, is boring as hell. It might be realistic (takes 5 minutes to reload/crouch, cant jump, 1 hit kills), but that takes the fun out of it.

Dont play video games to pretend to be in the real world, play because you can pretend to be Samus, or master chief, or a commander of a huge army, or a car with a massive shredder on the front (Cel Damage, game cube owners go get this game, its insanely fun)

Zoombie · Post by **Zoombie** » 18 Oct 2006, 23:14

The MC would be killed quite nicely with the super charged gravity gun. That would be funny, though, launching a Spartan at an enemy tank with the super charged gravity gun.

Caydr · Post by **Caydr** » 19 Oct 2006, 00:31

Hahaha! Oh that'd be great for a mod. 31 master chiefs, vs one gordon freeman with supercharged gravity gun. That would be an AWESOME multiplayer game.

Neddie · Post by **Neddie** » 19 Oct 2006, 01:29

Samus pretty much was better than the rest, but then she had to go Zero Suit, and she has lost pretty much all her coolness factor. Plus she stopped using purple hair dye.

Zoombie · Post by **Zoombie** » 19 Oct 2006, 02:20

The zero suit is that blue jump suit she wears under the power armor, right?

If its not, then I don't know what the hell tha Zero Armor suit is, but I do know that the level I played with Samus in the blue jump suit was my favoret level, cause its all jumpy and sneaky and, all in all, a very nice change of pace.

And I like blonds :)

Guessmyname · Post by **Guessmyname** » 19 Oct 2006, 08:52

The Metroid Prime series on the gamecube rock.

Spring RTS Engine

Master Chief is a nub...

Master Chief is a nub...