Clans/lol

Thy Lethiferous Ophiophagus Lemures

Lemures that are lethiferous and ophiophagous? Its more likely than you think!

History

Once upon a time, Tribulex and Knobhead were smurfing in BA DSD games. They noticed that it was funny to do stupid things to piss of alot of noobs while still winning by using a combination of trick plays, skill, micro, and atlases. ChanServ, forseeing the future and in a sudden stroke of genious, magically renamed them both to smurfs using the [lol] tag. Not wanting to miss an opportunity to register another useful channel name, Tribulex registered #lol, and oped Knobhead, which resulted in numerous kicks, mutes, and general unfortunate events.

HOWEVER what resulted was a week of good times. Then the clan mysteriously disappeared for over a year. During this time Kiki, goddess of goddesses, secretly developed a crappy lobby bot using springlobby source code. However, the power which was harnessed included player simulation using biologically enhanced artificial intelligence. This was the start of player simulation technology.

After years of development, Kiki encountered the server god Aegis, who granted her 3 wishes. The first wish was the immediate mute of the meddling ChanServ in the lemures channel. The second wish was a new more flexible system with which to build a simulated spring player. The third was server admin rights. Upon the granting of these wishes, the simulated player was reborn. Through the use of proxy technology that empowered the original Lemures to smurf undetectably, the current simulated player is able to log in from various accounts from around the globe. It is watching over us all, tracking down smurfs, trolls, gnomes, lichos, and moderators. It is spamming flash in BA DSD, and running its boi. Occasionally it punishes beings considered undesirable to Kiki through the use of its automagic combomb.

IT IS CONSPIRING TO KILL US ALL!

No one knows from whence the new age biological lemures are originated. They simply appear. Below is an attempt at the documentation of all current lemures. It is hardly compleat.

Mission

The mission of the lemures is simply to take over the world, starting with the open source realtime strategy game community. So far, plans are running ahead of schedule.

Members

Players

• [lol]Tribulex: Founder
  
• [lol]Knobhead: Co-founder
• [lol]Geam (INACTIVE)
• [lol]Dot
• [lol]Noruas
• [lol]Smelly
• [lol]NotASmurf (INACTIVE)
• [lol]Shift
• [lol]Jools
• [lol]Pintle
• [lol]Grapefruit
• [lol]God

Smurfs

• [lol]
  
• [lol]lies
• [lol]lious
• [lol]ler
• [lol]ling_to_death
• [lol]mao
• [lol]NaughtyNinja
• [lol]SexySamurai
• [lol]PervertedPewee
• [lol][RoX][KnoX][CoX]
• [lol]DEATHRAY
• [lol]Epicock
• [lol]HappyCock
• [lol]COX
• [lol]footiefucker
• [lol]tooshielicker
• [lol]Gloruas
• [lol]Zoruas
• [lol]Qoruas

Robots

• ChanServ - serves our cause through convenient loopholes
• [lol]robot - Mysteriouse Deathe Angele

Gods

• kiki - actually a goddess