Postal!

Comp1337 · Post by **Comp1337** » 28 Mar 2007, 21:27

Uwe Boll has released the trailer to his latest blockbuster: Postal

It looks to be an testosteron-filled asskicking badass mofo of a film. Im seeing this on release day. Totally.

Praise Uwe, kaiser of gamemovies!

KDR_11k · Post by **KDR_11k** » 28 Mar 2007, 23:11

You are the reason he can continue to go postal on games.

PicassoCT · Post by **PicassoCT** » 28 Mar 2007, 23:24

Its the ultimate TrashTest - if a GameScenario Survives a Uwe Movie - the Second Movie Attempt will be done by a real Company, with real Actors and such stuff.

And maybe Uwe will get - through Tons of Trash - Tarantinostyle one Day!

Comp1337 · Post by **Comp1337** » 29 Mar 2007, 16:18

Damn sarcasm works bad over teh internets when you are tired. I thought 'blockbuster' would give it away, but just for clarification: </sarcasm>.
This movie looks like a shitfest of epic proportions.

Pxtl · Post by **Pxtl** » 29 Mar 2007, 16:29

Boll makes money. That's the sad part. He figured out a winning approach: make movies on dirt-cheap budgets tied to brands that are big-enough to get attention, but still small-enough to be cheap. Then market the films to the least-discriminating group in the history of culture: teenaged boys.

The fact that his movies are destructive to both games and movies in general (turning the movie theatre into a mine-field is not a good plan in the long-run) is irrelevant - his return-on-investment is better than most blockbusters.

KDR_11k · Post by **KDR_11k** » 29 Mar 2007, 16:57

Comp1337 wrote:This movie looks like a shitfest of epic proportions.

That's a given but people still watch them to see just HOW bad they are.

Machiosabre · Post by **Machiosabre** » 29 Mar 2007, 17:27

I'd have to say as Uwe Boll goes, this trailer isn't the worst thing he made

Caradhras · Post by **Caradhras** » 29 Mar 2007, 17:33

what the fuck is Uwe Boll????

tombom · Post by **tombom** » 29 Mar 2007, 18:02

Caradhras wrote:what the fuck is Uwe Boll????

An awful, awful movie director who makes movies out of games. They all suck and are hilariously bad.

Caradhras · Post by **Caradhras** » 29 Mar 2007, 18:18

he isnt german, is he?

tombom · Post by **tombom** » 29 Mar 2007, 18:39

Caradhras wrote:he isnt german, is he?

He is indeed.

Caradhras · Post by **Caradhras** » 29 Mar 2007, 18:51

a shame for my country

smoth · Post by **smoth** » 29 Mar 2007, 21:55

he is an underhanded dick.

read about his boxing match.

Caradhras · Post by **Caradhras** » 29 Mar 2007, 22:18

better not

rattle · Post by **rattle** » 29 Mar 2007, 22:52

Postal 2 was the win! Boll movies on the other hand are a waste of time...

MAXDDARK · Post by **MAXDDARK** » 30 Mar 2007, 22:00

yeah, I LOVE the postal games but when I saw the movie promo I thought "that's it, it will suck big time".
how could they sell HIM the rights to make a shitty movie out of a brilliant game ?
at least it's +18 not like Mortal Kombat movies that were made for children although the game was intended for the older ages.
and don't make me start talking about "the Alien Vs Predator" - THAT was real shit.
both previous movies of the series were for adults and they made the"VS" movie for children... Money Money and More Money... That the reason for making a bad movies.

Ishach · Post by **Ishach** » 31 Mar 2007, 07:22

Shh guys, Uwe Boll has had boxing matches with critics for making fun of his movies

http://youtube.com/watch?v=tqbVb-W7GqI

Candleman · Post by **Candleman** » 01 Apr 2007, 01:03

Yeah, but boxing =! moviemaking

Spring RTS Engine

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