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When drunk...

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Acidd_UK
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[02:03:25] <[XHC]RedDragon> i haxed your mum last night and she loved it
[02:03:36] <[UoY]Acidd_UK> she told me you came too fast
[02:03:38] <Willeh> she isnt secure
[02:03:39] <Tired> He won't stop bragging about it. T.T
[02:03:41] <[UoY]Acidd_UK> her ass was too tight for you
[02:03:47] <[XHC]RedDragon> the 1st time i did :(
[02:03:55] <[UoY]Acidd_UK> oic
[02:03:56] <Willeh> yeah we video taped it
[02:03:57] <[XHC]RedDragon> nah, a little lubrication solved that
[02:03:59] <Tired> Oh, and Acidd discovered the joys of being a rentboy sometime recently.
[02:04:07] <[XHC]Peace> getting the map, darn 27 mb
[02:04:08] <[UoY]Acidd_UK> yeah ppl pay you for anal sex!!!
[02:04:12] <[UoY]Acidd_UK> can't believe it
[02:04:15] <DemolitioN> oh, you introduced him to your profession, tired?
[02:04:20] <[XHC]Peace> lmfao
[02:04:22] <Willeh> he's made 300 quid so far
[02:04:23] * [LCC]quantum goes on the other pavement
[02:04:26] <Tired> No - he can't pimp yet.
[02:04:29] <[LCC]quantum> i dont know these people
[02:04:30] <[UoY]Acidd_UK> yeah 300 guys, only 1 night
[02:04:32] <Exit_Wound> musta taken a while
[02:04:34] <[XHC]RedDragon> neither can't I, but then again, who's whining if you're living your dream
[02:04:36] <Tired> But he makes me $$s, so I can't complain.
[02:04:37] <[UoY]Acidd_UK> i walk a bit funny, but good £££
[02:04:43] Forcing [XHC]Peace's ally number ...
[02:04:45] <DemolitioN> you got da LIMP
[02:04:47] <Willeh> hostpital said they have never had to pump someones ass so much
[02:04:49] <[XHC]RedDragon> nah no guys, strictly females....
[02:04:57] <[UoY]Acidd_UK> you cant be a rent boy for females
[02:05:04] <[UoY]Acidd_UK> rent boy = ass for hire
[02:05:07] <[XHC]RedDragon> i love it when they have a big vibrator up their cunt.... you can feel it too
[02:05:32] <Willeh> feel it on your gooch bag
[02:05:35] <panopticon> steady
[02:05:38] <Willeh> reminding you of the pleasures of men
[02:05:44] <[XHC]RedDragon> O_o
[02:05:49] <Tired> Sounds like Willeh likes the kind that squirt.
[02:05:53] <Tired> Ready up!
[02:05:54] <[XHC]RedDragon> That's sick Willeh... go away
[02:05:58] <Willeh> i like it when they squirt
[02:06:03] <DemolitioN> SICK WILLEH
[02:06:05] <DemolitioN> not good
[02:06:05] <[XHC]RedDragon> nasty stuff...
[02:06:06] <[UoY]Acidd_UK> in your mouth?
[02:06:11] <Willeh> acidd likes the vom stuff tho
[02:06:16] <Exit_Wound> in the eye?
[02:06:18] * panopticon suggests settling this on the battlefield
[02:06:20] <Willeh> especially
[02:06:21] <[XHC]Peace> whats that smurfs command? only works with springie autohost?
[02:06:22] <[UoY]Acidd_UK> willeh likes the taste of man milk on his 'cornflakes'
[02:06:29] <Exit_Wound> lol
[02:06:33] <[UoY]ElCapitano> o.O
[02:06:34] <Tired> Only with autohosts, yes.
[02:06:39] <Willeh> better on sweetcorn
[02:06:39] <[XHC]Peace> aight
[02:06:40] <[LCC]quantum> you can pm springie, peace
[02:06:53] <[XHC]RedDragon> Acid.... don't share your fantasies please... you're just being gross....
[02:06:54] <[UoY]Acidd_UK> peace are you ready yet?
[02:06:56] <Tired> Or just type it in #main - plenty of bots.
[02:07:01] <[XHC]Peace> 56%
[02:07:07] <[XHC]Peace> 2min
[02:07:13] <[XHC]RedDragon> yeah... Sweden has crap connections
[02:07:18] <[UoY]Acidd_UK> Reddragon, I only charge £1 per sessino, want to fly me?!
[02:07:18] <[XHC]RedDragon> O_o
[02:07:18] <Tired> Ugh - I'm gonna pass out or run to the crapper before this game starts again. >>
[02:07:25] <Willeh> its all pre game mental warfare
[02:07:27] <[XHC]RedDragon> nah, i don't pay
[02:07:31] <[XHC]RedDragon> i get mine for free
[02:07:32] <[UoY]Acidd_UK> ok free for you
[02:07:35] <[XHC]RedDragon> or get payed
[02:07:37] <DemolitioN> Tired
[02:07:39] <[XHC]RedDragon> free is good
[02:07:40] <DemolitioN> dont get any ideas
[02:07:41] <[UoY]Acidd_UK> fps your viper into my silo
[02:07:54] <Exit_Wound> means you dont need to be a workin boy
[02:08:02] <[XHC]RedDragon> i was thinking along the way of shoving my penetrator up your big bertha
[02:08:05] <Tired> Ideas about what? You punks handed me 5,000 metal last time that I didn't get to capitalize on. =\
[02:08:07] <[UoY]Acidd_UK> oh baby
[02:08:13] <DemolitioN> the content of this game is NOT SUITABLE FOR HOME#
[02:08:22] <[XHC]RedDragon> and dominating your plants
[02:08:24] <[UoY]Acidd_UK> tired demo was gonna fly in on you anyway
[02:08:34] <[UoY]Acidd_UK> take my mex hard
[02:08:37] <[XHC]Peace> 85%
[02:08:45] <[UoY]Acidd_UK> upgrade my geos
[02:08:49] <Tired> Plants grow more readily in an environment filled with Heavy Metal music than people talking to them nicely.
[02:08:49] <Willeh> hard mex for the win
[02:08:53] <Tired> Studies have shown.
[02:08:59] <[XHC]RedDragon> did i wet your moho's yet?
[02:09:09] <[UoY]Acidd_UK> my moho is underwater now
[02:09:14] <Tired> Acidd, I was gonna sink your battleship.
[02:09:19] <Tired> With my Moho Bertha.
[02:09:24] <[XHC]RedDragon> ...
[02:09:24] <Willeh> in his mouth
[02:09:26] <[UoY]Acidd_UK> with a long range torpedo?
[02:09:30] <Tired> And then desynch - ah, such a pity.
[02:09:34] <panopticon> pink battle ship?
[02:09:36] <[XHC]RedDragon> Willeh, you stfu up, you don't get to share in this.
[02:09:44] <Tired> Probably a pink battleship.
[02:09:50] <[XHC]RedDragon> pink is good
[02:09:53] <DemolitioN> RD, are you swedish?
[02:10:00] <[XHC]RedDragon> don't insult me missy
[02:10:06] <Willeh> no he's a commy
[02:10:13] <DemolitioN> oh
[02:10:24] <Tired> Insult Red? Ok, who called Red British?
[02:10:30] <[XHC]Peace> im good to go
[02:10:34] <Tired> Go go!
[02:10:35] <Exit_Wound> gogogo
[02:10:38] <Willeh> tiysd
[02:10:38] <DemolitioN> NONONONO
[02:10:42] <[XHC]RedDragon> you're >THIS< close to getting your cheeks spanked.... again...
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Peet
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Post by Peet »

Uhhh...Thanks for sharing that...
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rattle
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Post by rattle »

300 quid is a lot of money to handle for you alone so hereby I offer you my managing services at a nice 80/20 share for me.
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=)
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Post by Acidd_UK »

Yay I got a Pimp!
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Post by LOrDo »

Rated M for Mature. :shock:
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