How each sock puppet earned its beloved banhammer no one knows. Some argue that ED's search function got broken after he hacked in and made some new accounts. What is certain is that he wielded it like a monkey with a taser, and spent all day deleting any article funnier than his bible length games workshop article. And being a fake editor and banning people like mad. This has led to a great decrease in the amount of editing done on ED from a year ago. He is believed to be hiding in a basement somewhere south of Kentucky, painting barbie dolls to look like warhammer transvetites.
I'm going to go ahead and leave this open for interpretation. encyclopedia dramatica pwns!
