Solid Wood -------

[PicassoCT]

Gentleman, which is the origin of spam? I want to advertise for spring there..

[FireStorm_]

It is the location below Knorke's avatar. The SuperUltraCulinaryIntiriorSpamBot3000HiveMind scans all the text on a forum page and strikes every time it reads it
But no worries. It is part of a secret plan to lure it into a trap.
Death to all spam bots!
Or maybe not, that's to harsh.
The plan is to cure it of it's OCD by providing the proper medication and therapy.

[PicassoCT]

I just want to spam the spammers with Join Zero-K!

[knorke]

The Best Part Of Coming Home From A Shopping Tour At Tigers Jersey Jewels Is Putting On Your Ugg Boats And Relax In Your Fine Cheap Solid Wood ------- And Buy Some Free WoW Gold To Enjoy The Gradual Weight Loss.

[FireStorm_]

Oh no! The plan seems to have back-fired. Knoke must have accidentally been contaminated, turning him into a spambot.

[PicassoCT]

Poor knorke. Forever bound to the green midget cafeteeria!

[Jools]

Spam is a product name by Hormel (note the capitalisation). Spiced Ham.

[PicassoCT]

Imagine spam- that is cooked only from porks morning wood -so you can eat wood cooked in your wood ------- while you get spammended by the hamhanded.

[Forboding Angel]

What spice is in spam other than a shitload of salt?