Machete

[Gota]

Machete,Is coming
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I16020r--oM

[luckywaldo7]

Wait what?

Isn't he a character from Spy Kids? I loved that movie when I saw it in the theater I was 11...

Soo, wait what?

[Bender The Offender]

Hahaha yes! I saw a trailer for this before the start of Planet Terror on dvd but I thought it was fake. man this movie is going to kick ass.

[AF]

It was a fake, all the trailers inbetween planet terror and death proof are jokes, it just looks like someones decided to follow through

[Bender The Offender]

this makes bender a sad bender

[KaiserJ]

i think that werewolf women of the SS would make a far better movie, but i'll watch this one anyways

edit : LOL steven seagal! clearly not to be taken seriously.

[knorke]

why not hobo with a shotgun?
but this will do too.

[Sucky_Lord]

lol @ ana lucia and captain lapidus from lost

[Machete234]

Its a new trailer so they will really do it.
I chose my nick after seeing planet terror, I was playing fps games at that time.

[SwiftSpear]

i think that werewolf women of the SS would make a far better movie, but i'll watch this one anyways

edit : LOL steven seagal! clearly not to be taken seriously.

Steven Seagal is no joke man, he was training Anderson Silva. He's the real deal for sure.

[zwzsg]

The planet terror machete trailer was awesome, the full length movie can only ruin it. I'm also not sure about including all those babes, feels like a betrayal of the original concept.

[KaiserJ]

Steven Seagal is no joke man, he was training Anderson Silva. He's the real deal for sure.

dont get me wrong, hes a badass, its just that most of his recently made movies have been disappointing to me (also that "lawman" show was pretty strange)

anderson silva... wtf was he doing in that fight in dubai, riddle me that? i doubt that steven seagal told him to act like an idiot...

on the topic of fighting.... pedro "the rock" hizzo vs ken shamrock later tonight :D p hizzle is one of my favourite fighters ever; i had heard that he had retired due to too much scar tissue on his face always busting open after a single punch... maybe he's had surgery

[KaiserJ]

zwzsg : its inspired by mexican narco cinema... expect lots of babes, lots of shooting, and lots of 4x4 trucks. "acting" may not be included.

[zwzsg]

You don't understand. That kind of female character is from the 00ies, while the Machete movie was supposed to have a seventies feeling. Also the hot babes are going to steal viewer's attention from the Machete dude.