Whatever happend to Riker?

[aGorm]

In response to Alantai Firestar... I found thsi (by asking google the question...)

http://taspring.clan-sy.com/phpbb/viewtopic.php?t=1524

maybe it helps...

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On Board the Enterprise E


{Riker is leaving to go to a "conference" on Risa, if you know what I
mean}

Troi: Bye Will, don't forget to write!
Worf: Please kill someone for me!
Picard: Don't forget to never come back!
Crusher: I won't miss you!
Data: The U.S.S Stoned is ready to go.
Picard: Stoned? What the **** kind of name is that for a ship.
Is the Federation a bunch of drug dealers now? Oh well,
hurry up and beam him over.
Data: They have confirmed Commander Riker's transport.
Picard: Good, now blow them out of the sky, Mr Worf.
Worf: Serious?
Picard: Would it matter if I wasn't?
Worf: No. Torpedoes away. Target destroyed.
Picard: Very good. If anyone wants to question my orders, now is
the time to do it. No one? Good, I've trained you well.
Now, with Riker dead, I can maybe sing solo.
Troi: {muttered} Hopefully so low we can't hear you.
Data: Captain, I am detecting a life sign.
Picard: Drat, it better not be Riker. Beam him to the bridge.{Data
beams him to the bridge} Good gosh, it's Ben Schlegel!
Ben: I just flew in from the U.S.S Continental and boy are my
arms tired!

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Theres a lot more but it aint about riker no more...

you can read it here...

http://www.slightlywarped.com/stories/ben.html

aGorm

[cabbs]

Picard: Good, now blow them out of the sky, Mr Worf.
Worf: Serious?
Picard: Would it matter if I wasn't?
Worf: No.

[AF]

So thats what happened......

[BlackLiger]

I remember he dissapeared after his arguement with me over Christian Fanatics and Earthquake generating weapons....

[Zoombie]

wasent that the Death Ray? Thats the last thing i remeber from him, and it was about that stuipid DEATH RAY!!!

who wants to be remebered as "That guy who brought up that stuipid death ray"?

Well i sure wouldent.

<The next day>

"Well do you guy's remeber that guy who told us to not be remebered for brining up stuipid death ray idea's?"
"Yeah"
"Its a pity he was run over by a car. how ironic"

[AF]

Yah he took scalar weaponry and interpreted it totally wrong into some weaker more conventional twisted thing called the ray gun.

[Noruas]

OH MY GOD YOU KILLLED RIKKER NOOO RIKKER NOOO!!!! lol