The Internetz: DeRailgun...

[PicassoCT]

Some odd Questions:
First for the Poll:
How many Percent of your Time spend in the Internetzs do you acutally work "aimed" towards a Target- for Example checking your Emails and how many Percent do you simply idle, just checking if spring still exists, just taking a look at youtube, visting oldmanmurray and so on...

So my Question: Ist there a Firefox, Opera Gadget to avoid getting derailed- some buy&wish&todolist with a reminder?

Second Thing: Do you have aged Tabs?
You know, that interesting Wall of Text you promised yourself to read, that Coment you would write, the news that are old, but you won´t give away... So if yes, how many of those aged Tabs do you carry usually with you ?

Third: What exactly makes the Internets so derailing? Links? Blogs? Google?

Fourth: Googles Expanded Search has the Line: Without the Words:
What Words do you copy&paste usually in there?
(Example: -amazon -ebay -buy -sell -penisenlargments -russianwarezwithTrojans)

Not that i wanted to post this.. just got sort of Derailed Thx for Answers... oh, one last Question:

What did you planned to do before you opened this Thread ? And is Boredom nessescary to get good Ideas or at least Initiative ? And is the Internetzs, which is the end of all Boredom therefore a Honeytrap?

Man Speed really gets you going...

[CarRepairer]

I like pie.

[PicassoCT]

I like pie.

GlaDos or Missis Lovetts Pies?

[lurker]

I have maybe 200 aged tabs, half closed right now, and maybe 500 junk tabs I need to clean out. Once I hit about 700 open tabs gui elements error out when trying to be created, even though I have many free gigs. Anyone have any idea what it could be? I think it's my running out of of the paged pool. But enough of that, caek!

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[CarRepairer]

I like pie.

GlaDos or Missis Lovetts Pies?

Type ctrl+advance to win the game!

[REVENGE]

FUCK YOU ALL IN SKY!

UNBAN EMMANUEL

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[PicassoCT]

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Trolldisease: SuicidebyBan

Diagnosis:
Foam on the Mouth
Sounds of despair for other long perished Trolls
Giving up any survivalstrategy
Running directly into the Ban
Derailing Threads over Derailing...


All your Brainz are belongs to us..

[REVENGE]

All your Brainz are belongs to us..

Speaking of which, I was playing Zero Wing for Genesis last night. I did not realize "For great justice" came from it as well.

[PicassoCT]

Legend
And Legendary Offtopic, like many funny Translations, which derail Games. So if you consider every derail as a Circle.. we are back on Topic

Proof..
this is the first underailable Thread! Muhahahaa

[JimmyJ]

All your Brainz are belongs to us..

Speaking of which, I was playing Zero Wing for Genesis last night. I did not realize "For great justice" came from it as well.

Take off every Zig.

[SwiftSpear]

If I derail this thread, is it really considered off topic?

[nemppu]

I LIKE TURTLES !

[BlackLiger]

This appropriately describes how the internet goes for me:

[PicassoCT]

Anybody a Idea how to solve the distractionproblem?

[CarRepairer]

Anybody a Idea how to solve the distractionproblem?

Make your time.

[SwiftSpear]

The "distraction problem" is the point of the internet

[JimmyJ]

See? No Derail for me

[Lupus]

PPL MST EAT!
"There will be cake and you'll be baked."

[rattle]

The internet is all porn and serious business.

[PicassoCT]

So we need a fully automatic porn searcher, porn downloader and sorter, to avoid prondistraction vom serious business...