Competition: Longest set of attributes in a sentence

[PauloMorfeo]

http://javascript.crockford.com/survey.html
(reference so everyone knows i am not just inventing something)

... JavaScript is a very nice dynamic object-oriented general-purpose programming language.

8 atributes to the word "language".

Marketing crap styles of expressing, bha...

[KDR_11k]

The first two of those attributes are total lies, too.

[AF]

No they're not, but they arent attributes, theyre opinions.

[LathanStanley]

cough, cough, adjectives, cough, cough... effin retards, go back to grammer school

[imbaczek]

JS in itself is pretty nice actually. It's the browsers that cause all the mess (and the sick DOM API.)

[PauloMorfeo]

I meant "atribute" as in words that add to the meaning of the target word. .. bah, you know what i meant.

I may have not been gramatically correct but, actually, i think that in pure linguistics i was correct. "Adjectives", is it!?

Since you brought up Javascript in itself, i may also say that, just like Java, the image of Javascript is full of misconceptions and errors. Now that i am learning it, it is quite interesting, it is not the evil monster that both Java and Javascript ended up fammed.