Makes a good christmas present...

rattle · Post by **rattle** » 04 Jul 2007, 20:38

...for your male friends/relatives.

AF · Post by AF » 04 Jul 2007, 20:53

possible fertility risk

smoth · Post by **smoth** » 04 Jul 2007, 21:09

my girlfriend has her own way of warming me up in the winter...

Muzic · Post by **Muzic** » 05 Jul 2007, 01:11

smoth wrote:my girlfriend has her own way of warming me up in the winter...

A hot cup of chocolate with whipcream and marshmellows <3?

LOrDo · Post by **LOrDo** » 05 Jul 2007, 02:22

Muzic wrote:
smoth wrote:my girlfriend has her own way of warming me up in the winter...
A hot cup of chocolate with whipcream and marshmellows <3?

Metaphoricly I suppose.

smoth · Post by **smoth** » 05 Jul 2007, 02:23

if you guys cannot figure out how to keep off a winter chill with a woman then I'll not give you any hints.

Panda · Post by **Panda** » 05 Jul 2007, 04:17

smoth wrote:if you guys cannot figure out how to keep off a winter chill with a woman then I'll not give you any hints.

It's done happily.

Snipawolf · Post by **Snipawolf** » 05 Jul 2007, 04:49

How to keep "warm" in the water xD

Zoombie · Post by **Zoombie** » 05 Jul 2007, 04:51

Well that was completely...unnecessary, Snipai. Unnecessary and...gross.

Panda · Post by **Panda** » 05 Jul 2007, 05:34

Snipawolf wrote:How to keep "warm" in the water xD

Ah, eew, you have temporarily interrupted my fantisizing. Man, that and the ideas in this article are just wrong. Some dolphin lovers really do have to much time on their hands. They need to find some better quality porn or reading material. *Shakes head and goes back to thinking about Smoth and of more pleasant ways of keeping warm*

smoth · Post by **smoth** » 05 Jul 2007, 05:41

of by warm she means sitting around the minovsky reactor hoping the Earth federation does not discover us and my efreet.

Neddie · Post by **Neddie** » 05 Jul 2007, 05:59

smoth wrote:of by warm she means sitting around the minovsky reactor hoping the Earth federation does not discover us and my efreet.

I just stick with casting minor spells while my lass and I pore over forgotten scrolls.

AF · Post by AF » 05 Jul 2007, 12:38

so much for self sufficiency

KDR_11k · Post by **KDR_11k** » 05 Jul 2007, 17:57

Snipawolf wrote:How to keep "warm" in the water xD

Why don't we start talking about goats instead?

(Dolphinse.cx was a partner site of Goatse.cx)

Dragon45 · Post by **Dragon45** » 06 Jul 2007, 06:07

Smoth is SAYING that to keep WARM with a woman in the WINTER you have to FUCK.

That's right, I said it. You have to FUCK the woman and physically insert your PENIS into her VAGINA. You know, the stuff they taught you in grade school? Oh, but you didn't go you redneck bastard. Simply put? Engage in Sexual Fucking Congress (SFC) and let the HEAT keep you HOT.

smoth · Post by **smoth** » 06 Jul 2007, 06:16

AF · Post by AF » 06 Jul 2007, 15:19

not everyones warm and cosy on the inside....... 0_0

Neddie · Post by **Neddie** » 06 Jul 2007, 19:45

AF wrote:not everyones warm and cosy on the inside....... 0_0

This is the only revelation in this thread. Who could possibly be cold on the inside, and possibly considered living?

AF · Post by AF » 06 Jul 2007, 22:01

they do exist

TheRegisteredOne · Post by **TheRegisteredOne** » 06 Jul 2007, 22:16

neddiedrow wrote:
AF wrote:not everyones warm and cosy on the inside....... 0_0
This is the only revelation in this thread. Who could possibly be cold on the inside, and possibly considered living?

emos?

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Makes a good christmas present...

Makes a good christmas present...