All groups will then proceed to sector Kappa, where our primary target will be found.
What I'm about to tell you has been classified level Phi. The primary target of this operation is... apparently... this tuft of grass:

We're not sure what the grass did, but HQ is apparently mighty pissed with it. We've been ordered to "fight" it, by command. I have requisitioned weedwackers from our number three supply depot, but all indications are that they may not arrive in time for us to re-equip.
Honestly gentlemen, I'm not sure how precisely one is supposed to "fight" grass, but I've never questioned Command's decisions, and I'm not about to start now. We ship out at 0400. May God have mercy on us all.
... can we have something besides "fight"? How about, "occupy"? "assault? "advance"? "invade"? "charge"? We have lots of talented linguists here, judging by the amount of fiction written in the Off-Topic forum. Ask em for a better word. "Fight"? We're ordered to "fight" this location? My units are ill-equipped for combating dirt buildup.