My first attempt was this:

Looks.. well, kinda retarded. So I went with the good ol' radial type:

Gah! It looks like a green umbrella.
It actually doesn't look half bad from the back:

Unfortunately, with Spring's shading and shadowing it looks like absolute crap from any angle except the completely shaded side. Anyone have any ideas on how I could avoid this? is there a no-shade tag or something for features? Or am I just fucked?