what the fuck smoth...
damn.. its a common mistake...
and frankly, I have trouble typing too, hell writing ANYTHING for that matter... my train of thought is usually about 2 sentances ahead of my ability to type and I end up mixing things up...
or leaving out huge chunks of info... For Example:
I'll be typing along and from time to time, I'll be thinking and typing something like: "I wonder what pissed smoth off so bad today and got his panties in a wad bla bla bla"...
(but .. this is true) what really happened to me when I wrote that:
I caught myself writing "... off so bad today and hot his.." instead of writing "... got his..." this was not a "type-o" it was a metal issue with me being dyslexic, I literally WANTED to type the h instead of the g. I do it ALL the time. ALL the time.
not to mention I editied just about everything in this post 4-5 times...
I should put you on VNC and let you peek over my fucking shoulder when I try to talk something, type something I'm thinking... its well... disturbing..
hell, I've done it now about 45 times in all throughout this bitch... sooo...
I have to constantly re-read everything I say over and over and over and over to make sure it is correct. I re-read it after its posted and 99% of the time I have about 4 errors to fix on every fucking post.
I'm not a "normal" smoth... to top it all off, I'm shunned by MOST people I know personally because my mental status is well... irritating to them.. why? because I talk everything through and end up explaining myself on everything I say, ... urgh... like if you asked me about something like, "I wonder why McDonalds hamburgers are bad.." I won't respond with "its bad meat.." I'll respond with "well most people assume its only the meat when in reality its a combination of issues, for starters the meat itself is low grade, second the slew of preservatives are not the best healthy choice, third, the heating/cooking methods bla bla bla and I go on and on and on" about pointless fucking shit I have stored in my head.
I was nicknamed the walking talking encyclopedia when I was in 3rd grade, I had an answer for everything.. "why?" my parents had an 24 volume encyclopedia and I read the entire thing. literally.
top that off, I'm diabetic. thats far from normal...
on top of that, I've got a disformed right hand, my first metacarpal bone in my hand is about 1.1 centimeters shorter than the one on my left hand, why? I broke it in highschool playing football... right across the grown plate.
my entire arm will fill with pain after I've been typing for about 20 mins.. I have to strain to make it fucking work.
now on you, why the fuck have you got to be an a-hole about a damn common error, alot and a lot...
they are both in the goddamn dictionary, pardon if I used the wrong one.. oops.
urgh... and Tombom, he fucked up, I fucked up... and you just pointing your nose in to say "you fucked up too!" is just shitty.... enough FUCKING UP!... SHUT UP!..
ugg....
I'm so sick of people asking like babies about every possible thing they can troll on. ITS IRRITATING... quit looking for mistakes and go do something productive... go masturbate or something...
hell, you doing that will just mean that when you are done, there is about 1.4 million less possibilities of someone like you walking around after you are dead.
fuck it, I'm tired of shit. I'm going away for awhile... gonna go back to REAL LIFE work, and I'll check back after I get off... I'm tired of getting pissed off over trivialities.
and the next guy who grammar checks my post, any post, is gonna be tracked, hunted, and kicked in the balls.
edit::
and just because I god damn can.
(see I even seperated god and damn lol)
The CORRECT form of the term meaning "a large amount" of something. "A lot" (as 2 words) means "a large empty piece of land" as in "a lot for used cars."
"I have alot of friends" means "I have a large number of friends," whereas "I have a lot of friends" means that your buddies are outside standing around in a big empty piece of land, looking like idiots!
that makes "alot" of sense to me.
