Strangest/Scariest creatures you've seen in person

[PicassoCT]

Picture name says is influenza, do not save its a viruz! Repeat this is not legit!

[Karl]

Picture name says is influenza, do not save its a viruz! Repeat this is not legit!

They are all in your HDD temporary

[SwiftSpear]

Picture name says is influenza, do not save its a viruz! Repeat this is not legit!

They are all in your HDD temporary

Oh noes! I have gotten a virus on my computars!

[PicassoCT]

If it shows no effect, immediatly turn off your AntiVirus Software. Just look at the bacteria in hospitals - who got resistant against every antibiotic- and you dont want your computer decay alive, do you, Swift?

[Teutooni]

If your computer starts sneezing, coughing or vomiting random data, it's probably influenza. Try wrapping it in warm blankets and put it on sleep mode. If the symptoms continue after 3 days call your machine doctor.

[PicassoCT]

The maschine doctor will put everything in order, he is a medicine man, a shaman, who know how to fix the little things if you have tips enough to calm the machine spirits.

PS: If you have a watercooling system inside your pc this is bad, because then your pc is constantly heatsick, and only artifically kept alive. If you want to do him a favour, spare him the apparatus cure, he is suffering. If there is nothing you can do for him, end it painless at last. BackingUp would be cruel.

[SinbadEV]

The maschine doctor will put everything in order, he is a medicine man, a shaman, who know how to fix the little things if you have tips enough to calm the machine spirits.

PS: If you have a watercooling system inside your pc this is bad, because then your pc is constantly heatsick, and only artifically kept alive. If you want to do him a favour, spare him the apparatus cure, he is suffering. If there is nothing you can do for him, end it painless at last. BackingUp would be cruel.

I'm told sacrificing some ram or old floppies to the machine spirits can help. Also scares the mischievousness internet pixies out of your tubes.

[PicassoCT]

Nevar forget that the old machine spirits of all your pcs gone before lurk on within your new maschine, and from tieme to tieme show up in form of blue screens if you dont show proper respect to the anciestry.
You do want to sacrifice incense sticks, you dont want to go home and rethink your life.

Do not touch system32.dll were all evil comes from, if you do, Microsoft gets angry on you and will refuse to reboot your pc from there headquaters in redmond- to which every computer is connected.

[Panda]

Beware of computer gremlins too.

[AF]

[PicassoCT]

Never forget the great plague of the millenia, when nearly every computer died, and the haxxors of the interwebs united to bring them back, without the users even noticing.


This is fun. :)

[Teutooni]

AF what is that thing? Resembles a giant sloth.

[TheEpicMang]

[Panda]

AF what is that thing? Resembles a giant sloth.

No way. Sloths are adorable:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pqio2G_Ra6g&NR=1

[Teutooni]

No way. Sloths are adorable

Giant sloths too?

[AF]

They look like pokemon

[Panda]

No way. Sloths are adorable

Giant sloths too?

Those are kind of freaky looking from the picture.

[SwiftSpear]