War is so awesome

[bobthedinosaur]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCAOlDwC ... re=related







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oh yeah if you are going to bitch, you lose credibility if you didn't bother to finish the fucking video series.

[Gota]

War is awesome

Yep,I like it.

[SwiftSpear]

I herd iran is gettin sum nukz.

[Machete234]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCAOlDwC ... re=related

Did you ask yourself too why the guys who sit at the red button have seatbelts?

But its a great documentary, you just have to think back in time when there was cold war
Or how he is traveling to russia and america just to have historic battlefields as background while speaking.

[Das Bruce]

I herd iran is gettin sum nukz.

Hilarity ensues.

[Gota]

I herd iran is gettin sum nukz.

This is like The cuba Missile crisis only the Iranians are even less rational than the Soviets.
If We don't grow some balls and attack their Nuclear facilities there is IMO a good chance for a regional nuclear war here.
I might not be around for much longer ^^
goodbye world,was fun.

[Pxtl]

Ahmedinnerjacket is crazy, but he's not _that_ crazy. This is more like the US and Russia, not Cuba. The Cuban missile crisis was worse in that Russia didn't give a shiat if somebody blew Havana off the map, which gave them relative impunity with the nukes set up in Cuba. Iran has got to be well aware of how many nukes are pointed at them right now. If Tel Aviv gets nuked, even if Iran has some wierd plausible deniability ("We didn't give those nukes to Hamas, it was Kim Jong Il!") the first reaction from Israel is going to be a long-distance re-paving of Tehran.

I mean, remember Kruschev shouting "We will bury you" and thumping the table with his shoe? If that man had enough restraint not to get his country eradicated, I think that the Ayatollahs can manage.

Mutually Assured Destruction is just that.

[AF]

and Mutually assured destruction is kind of nifty when your promised a tonne of virgins and heavenly bliss for your martyrdom against the zionist regime

[Pxtl]

and Mutually assured destruction is kind of nifty when your promised a tonne of virgins and heavenly bliss for your martyrdom against the zionist regime

That works just fine for individual terrorists, but martyrdom of a whole country is a little different. The Ayatollahs are old, cagey men. They'll look out for their own best interests, just like every sane person does.

[AF]

It only takes one finger to press the big red button

[PicassoCT]

That finger is currently trained in pakistan, Amerigos best ally evar. Iran, like it or not, is in this whole bunch of middle eastern countrys the one most resembling the US. Even that messianic lunatics are not so diffrent, and if you actually make the effort to look closer, you even spot the buds of creativity (selfinvented machinery, and such) that will one day, when it shakes of the military dicatorship, which replaced with amindshad the old man, lead to great success. The whole, rapture believing buisness of born again buttonmashers were a concern some here in europe had with bush.
But, look around, we are still there, makes you wonder, live is full of surprises.

If one dicatorship ever bam-goes-the-hood, its pakistanvsindia or northkorea vs any attempt to stabilize there collapsing nation. Iran is harmless, and that kill-Israel-Talk just the Madman-theory Israel has used (un?)sucessfully on its neighboors for years now.

On the other side, maybee believing in human rational thought, isnt quite rational. Push the button, DO IT!

[bobthedinosaur]

No, and No.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interconti ... dern_ICBMs

http://www.travelmath.com/flight-distan ... es/to/Iran


There is a reason the NATO and soviet forces had allies right next to enemies.


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Unless of course you are Israel. But you wouldn't really need an ICBM for that, just a pick up truck.

[Gota]

That finger is currently trained in pakistan, Amerigos best ally evar. Iran, like it or not, is in this whole bunch of middle eastern countrys the one most resembling the US. Even that messianic lunatics are not so diffrent, and if you actually make the effort to look closer, you even spot the buds of creativity (selfinvented machinery, and such) that will one day, when it shakes of the military dicatorship, which replaced with amindshad the old man, lead to great success. The whole, rapture believing buisness of born again buttonmashers were a concern some here in europe had with bush.
But, look around, we are still there, makes you wonder, live is full of surprises.

If one dicatorship ever bam-goes-the-hood, its pakistanvsindia or northkorea vs any attempt to stabilize there collapsing nation. Iran is harmless, and that kill-Israel-Talk just the Madman-theory Israel has used (un?)sucessfully on its neighboors for years now.

Wau....Enlightening..
Iran resembling the US?self invented machinery?What?

Messianic lunatics?You mean the US is also governed by Clerics that no one votes for?

Iran is not under a military dictatorship.
The riots that were in Iran in favor of the opposition would not have changed much.
The other guy is another extremist with very similar views(although more moderate) and is still under the clerics.

Europe threatened by BUSH?When did bush threaten Europe?

Mad man theory made up by Israel(jewish conspiracy much?)?I think your information comes mostly from youtube yes?so i dont understand why you didnt just type "Mahmoud Ahmadinejad" and see what he has to say in his speeches.
Not just Israel is threatened by Iran by the way but other countries in the region as well.
Current Iranian defense minister is one of the planners of a terrorist act against an Israeli embassy in Brazil..
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ahmad_Vahidi

Guess they are just kidding around though...This is probably just a big,silly joke...

[PicassoCT]

Wau....Enlightening..
Iran resembling the US?self invented machinery?What?

Doin your own little Manhattenproject, developin your own ships, your own technology, were it would be so much easier & better to buy it for oil money (embargos never worked). Yes, i would count that as beeing innovativ, especially under the anti-innovation atmosphere of a religious state.

Messianic lunatics?You mean the US is also governed by Clerics that no one votes for?

Bush basically stole a vote. And he was and still is a born-again-christian, a faith, that if you take the time to read its book, has a last chapter that is quite looking forward to armageddon, were God will punish all those sinners who had more fun in life then the believers.

Iran is not under a military dictatorship.

Not quite up to date, are you? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Army_of_th ... #Political
13 of 21 ministers today are ex-revguards, and yes, those are the real military, the other guys are just there for a good show, but were nearly disassembled as a military threat because they were the pets of the shaah before the revolution.

The riots that were in Iran in favor of the opposition would not have changed much.

People who are so fed up with things that they volunteer to get shot and killed in the street, wont change much? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_re ... rebellions Sure, rebellions often just break away for a social trend or development, that has grown over time, but some of them quite make a change.

The other guy is another extremist with very similar views(although more moderate) and is still under the clerics.

Gorbatschow was a Comunist, Deng Xiaoping was a Comunist, all evil, never changing enemys of humankind, i guess. Grow up, learn to accept that names do not automatically define realitys, and that somebody who has to Newspeak todays propaganda, but is a liberal at heart (risking his family& buisness by the way) maybee worth more than all those oh-so-democratic-moutheros-in-exile. On the other hand, you never know, before such a movement comes into contact with power. Still a swissy-neutral guy would be better than the Mamoth Ahmadinedschad.

Europe threatened by BUSH?When did bush threaten Europe?

The moment he started to listen to irrational advisors with privat interests only, and rushed into a war which set our whole neigborhood blazing aflame with violence and terrorism, which has a week car-travell to arrive at eastern europe?

Mad man theory made up by Israel(jewish conspiracy much?)?
[/guota]

Sorry, for you i dont dig through israels strategic principals. Shortened slightly, madman theory ment that your opponent would not attack you, even in small scales, because the size of the counterattack couldnt be meassured. Currently Israels maindefense against Hizbullys and Syria, not takin into account conspiracy barbwire, to defend against good reasoning.

I think your information comes mostly from youtube yes?so i dont understand why you didnt just type "Mahmoud Ahmadinejad" and see what he has to say in his speeches.

Speeches, in a dictatorship are always the same, we are the good ones, the other nations outside are against us, especially the arch-enemy, which is (Place-Random-Neighborhood-here) constantly sneaking in and trys to throw down our (god/freedom/peoples)choice goverment. Report Opposition, pay your taxes, we will build a mega-(dam/swiss-account/weapon/mosque) the length of our beloved leaders penis and that speach is diffrent from every other speach before because i added a random number of enemys. We will kill 6506782346 (Arch-enemys/opposits/typos)! May the revolution be victorious, as long as it is ours, and not the one of the opposition! Oh, those Idiots cheerin for money- turn that mic off..

Not just Israel is threatened by Iran by the way but other countries in the region as well.

And they buy weapons- which is sort of a coldwar game, we had all along. COLDWAR. COLDWAR IS OLD, COLDWAR IS COLD. Of course loads of Propaganda and patriotic Insanitys are part of the game. Historbook is your friend. Do never-what,never-no,never-what,never-well,harldy evar- forget that the babylonions attacked the sumerians, that evil night, 4000 years ago. Thos guys are capable of anything.

Current Iranian defense minister is one of the planners of a terrorist act against an Israeli embassy in Brazil..
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ahmad_Vahidi

Guess they are just kidding around though...This is probably just a big,silly joke...

No, they are not joking around, those bombing is a depraved and asshatattack, especially because we would never sink that low to assasinate or attack in the spy-war.
But a terrorist attack is one thing, a attempt to bomb the nuclear facilities (balls) of a country (whos leader constantly shiver in secret fear all night long, that another madman like bush comes marchin in, thx mr.bomberman-against-wmd) and start a war of attrition or even a local nuclear war (which would affect the whole earth) that is madness.

Ghadaffi did terror, and today his sons partys hard in evil old europe. Nothin is fixxed in stone, that realization comes with some age, once you grown over that youthfull "kill-the-enemy-tribesman"phase.

Cheerio

[SwiftSpear]

I herd iran is gettin sum nukz.

This is like The cuba Missile crisis only the Iranians are even less rational than the Soviets.
If We don't grow some balls and attack their Nuclear facilities there is IMO a good chance for a regional nuclear war here.
I might not be around for much longer ^^
goodbye world,was fun.

God will save you. Well... maby not YOU... but cha know what I mean.

[bobthedinosaur]

Which one?

[Teutooni]

War. War never changes.

[SwiftSpear]

Damn, now I want to gausse rifle some annoying children.

[Neddie]

Damn, now I want to gausse rifle some annoying children.

Are they children, or merely small adults? I just can't tell anymore!

[Panda]

Damn, now I want to gausse rifle some annoying children.

Are they children, or merely small adults? I just can't tell anymore!

One time I was walking around and I accidentally kicked over this little kid. It was really short and it didn't cry or anything. I didn't see it's mother and couldn't find her, but, then it just got up and ran off, like some strange, short, little creature.