A lits of things...

[KaiserJ]

a pot of coffee and the bowel movement that follows

angry noobs

melted cheese

the way that arsene wenger sounds when he talks

[Tribulex]

melted cheese YESSSSSSSS

[KaiserJ]

arsene wenger after drinking a pot of coffee and a pot of melted cheese right before the ensuing bowel movement

[Sucky_Lord]

- The sciences

I love the spring community

[CarRepairer]

Because the OP is named Cabbage I think farts should be added to the list. They sound great, annoy your friends, dogs can do it too, and when expelled beneath the covers, they ripen overnight.

[Sucky_Lord]

and when expelled beneath the covers, they ripen overnight.

The formal term is a "Dutch oven" ;D

[1v0ry_k1ng]

angry noobs

^ the best thing of all

[Cabbage]

Ohhhhh i'msorry,

Ive done hte old chestnut, manu apologird!

Its ob the cusp of ym grasp, but htere anre many thaning hat ae graet

[Tribulex]

Ohhhhh i'msorry,

Ive done hte old chestnut, manu apologird!

Its ob the cusp of ym grasp, but htere anre many thaning hat ae graet

hurg

[Caydr]

Pedobear, for sure. One of the great inventions of the internet, and so versatile.

[Neddie]

Chest Pain

[TradeMark]

[Panda]

Fat pigeons that softly go, whooo.

[Gota]

[Caydr]

I drink coffee because I'm exhausted from the diarrhea, then I get diarrhea because of the coffee. Or is it the other way around? It's one of those chicken-and-egg things. But I'll be damned if I'm going to let chronic explosive diarrhea dictate my beverage intake.