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SinbadEV
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Urban Dictionary Fun

Post by SinbadEV »

Apparantly all the cool kids on the facebook are posting the results of looking up one's name on urbandictionary.com... my IRL name is

Benjie which is defined as:
Benjie

Noun.

Describes a pathetic sub-human who performs tasks for another, usually degrading in status.

Also see bitch.
Daniel: Why does that little cocksucker do everything for you?

Jesse: Because he's a Benjie...

Daniel: True.
bitch virgin pussy retard shit idiot loser douchebag fail
It's like high-school all over again.
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John:
a person who uses the services of a prostitute
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Didn't think that there was my name there but checked and hey, fits the discription:

1. Gert
'Great' or 'very' in a dirty bristol accent.
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johannes

To defecate. To take a shit. To take a crap. To fuck something up.
"Where's Anyelo?"
"He had to make a johannes"

"I need johannes paper"
"Why"
"I have the MUDDY JOES"
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martin
A guy who acts shy but actually has a big penis
that guy is quiet, but he's a martin
marty marny big dick sexy atractive
by marilynrackers May 18, 2008 share this
2. martin
Someone who thinks they know it all and generally does, proving their friends wrong a LOT!
Oh I thought I was gonna give birth to a girl but my friend said it would be a boy and he was right. He's such a Martin!
martin matin know-it-all clever smart smug
by BigMart Jan 3, 2007 share this
3. Martin
An average asian, white,or other descents seen a God, he has the power to make any women cream at anytime and can make a lady squirt.
1. oh my god, Martin got me all wet.
2. Did you see what Martin did in bed?
sex average cream squirt power
by ipink Jan 6, 2009 share this

4. martin
Someone who thinks they know it all and generally does, proving their friends wrong a LOT!
Oh I thought I was gonna give birth to a girl but my friend said it would be a boy and he was right. He's such a Martin!
martin psychic right know-all wrong
by BigMart Dec 29, 2006 share this
5. Martin
The sexiess guy you will ever meet.. EVER.. trust me on this girls.. and guys.. i think? .. :D lol he's the awesomest/smexiess/smartest/cutest/perfectest/ person in the entire world<3
Aurora: Oh my gawd, I just fucked Martin last night.. it was perfect<3

Martin: muwahahaha:)
martin is smexy sexy perfect awesome smart :d
by Martinlover13 May 31, 2009 share this
I rule.
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Steve:

A thong that is visable above the trouser line of a girl. A useful word when spotting a thong or pointing one out without the girl knowing.
"Wow look at that steve over there!"

how fitting
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Peter is a name for a lovely, lovely boy.
:3
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1.yan

Only as cool as they come.
Hey that's so Yan!

2.yan

sexy naughty bitchy
yan is so sexayyyyy!

3. Yan

Yan is not a verb or noun. It is a state of mind. If one is gifted enough to achieve this state of Yan, the carrier of this mind state begins to experience feelings of happiness and confusion. When these two are combined, the results can be marvelous. Be on the lookout for puppies, barneys, and illegal immigrants while in the state of Yan. Be cautious however, as overdosing on Yan is possible. In this situation the Yan becomes increasingly sloppy and is a danger to himself and anyone around him. The Yan is then more prone to getting startled. In his confusion the Yan has been known to pee in public and/or somehow end up at some afterparty with no clothes on. Do not be alarmed however as any amount of Yan will eventually wear off with time.
Comin Atcha YAN!

5.Yan

the Shmexiest beast Ever! cool, outgoing, Beastly, funny, gots amazing biking skill, amazing skill of falling of the bike the PROPER way. the Craziest Russian Jew bastard you'll Ever meet.
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Gota wrote:
1.yan

buy yan mugs, tshirts and magnets
Only as cool as they come.
Hey that's so YAN!

2.yan

buy yan mugs, tshirts and magnets
sexy naughty bitchy
yan is so sexayyyyyy!

3. Yan

buy yan mugs, tshirts and magnets
Yan is not a verb or noun. It is a state of mind. If one is gifted enough to achieve this state of Yan, the carrier of this mind state begins to experience feelings of happiness and confusion. When these two are combined, the results can be marvelous. Be on the lookout for puppies, barneys, and illegal immigrants while in the state of Yan. Be cautious however, as overdosing on Yan is possible. In this situation the Yan becomes increasingly sloppy and is a danger to himself and anyone around him. The Yan is then more prone to getting startled. In his confusion the Yan has been known to pee in public and/or somehow end up at some afterparty with no clothes on. Do not be alarmed however as any amount of Yan will eventually wear off with time.
Comin Atcha YAN!

5.Yan

buy yan mugs, tshirts and magnets
the Shmexiest beast Ever! cool, outgoing, Beastly, funny, gots amazing biking skill, amazing skill of falling of the bike the PROPER way. the Craziest Russian Jew bastard you'll Ever meet.
no #4?
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4 makes no sense
I wanna thank Smoth for constantly calling me yan as i can now attribute all of this to myself ^^
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Peet wrote:
Peter is a name for a lovely, lovely boy.
:3
Image
such a nice young man...
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1. Ben

a guy who's amazing at giving women head. A true cunninglinguist. long tongue, skill, not afraid to get wet behind the ears, etc.

Girl 1: "Hey, did you get what you wanted from your man last night?"
Girl 2: "Damn right I did, I got that and more. My man is a true ben"

and he's a great kisser and will stay wih you when your feeling lonley
ben is the best i have ever had
lose lostinator losing lost loser

2. Ben

One who has insanely large cock. Probably the most awesome person ever, and every girl thinks he is sexy. Is good at many things, and very original. Not a poser in any way shape or form.
Oh...no thats not a parade, they are just following Ben.
ben benjamin benjo benenese bj

3. ben

A £10 bag of weed. Used throughout england!
"ey blud cud u shot me a ben?" "yeh mate!" "safe."
ben weed skunk amount dealer

4. Ben

Ben is the undiscovered hottie. All the girls love him, and all the guys wanna be him. also used for the common word beast and/or sexy
1 Dude, shaquille o'neil is such a fucking ben
2 Did you see what that chick wuz wearing, it was totally ben
hottie beastly sexy awsome the best
So apparently I'm a hot guy that eats some bomb ass pussy while stroking my massive penis and selling weed.

Good to know.
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the act of being dirty, or having a cloud of filth following you around. An insult.
Damn, he is so tully.
Man you tully, go take a shower.
:(
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1. alec

the coolest person in the world. smart, funny, sexy,, just completely amazing. Most girls want him in the sack and just cant resist being around him.
damn, that alec is one sexy mother fuck.

if its in the dictionary it must be true, who am i to question its authority.
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1. kevin
a kid with a huge dick. looks great, smells great, and all the ladies want him. great at sports also. great sense of humor.
Gee i am so jealous of Kevin, with three girls around his arm.

How is kevin good looking and smart at the same time?.
sexy the sex hot cool funny
by derbyacademygirl Jan 28, 2008 share this
2. Kevin
form of the Irish name Caoimhín, derived from the older Irish Coemgen, composed of the Old Irish elements coem "kind, gentle, handsome" and gein "birth". Saint Caoimhin established a monastery in Ireland and is the patron saint of Dublin.
Kevin and I are going to the park.
kevin kev k irish name ke kevi
by KMK88 Apr 28, 2006 share this
3.
a male that performs great intercourse on a female
the other night my boyfriend performed "kevin" on me
kevin intercourse kev boyfriend pleasure
by kkgg73 Jan 6, 2008 share this

4. kevin
. The act of hip-thrusting. The body is positioned in such a manner in which the movement of the pelvic muscles is maximized whereas the movement of the rest of the body is minimized. The hips are then thrusted back and forth in rapid succession. See HardGay.
After winning the epic warcraft match, Daniel kevined his monitor.
kevin kev pelvicthrust hipthrust hardgay
by BrandonY Oct 10, 2006 share this
5. kevin
Portuguese slang for penis
"Woah thats a big kevin"
penis kevin big portugese slang
by O.o <<3 Jun 15, 2007 share this
6. Kevin
amazing guy who is so funny, and wonderful. Someone who can brighten anyone's day no matter how sad they are. He's sweet, and handsome. He can be sarcastic but he gets it from me, well some of it. He gets scared of nonscary things, and he has an amazing sense of style with wicked hair to accompany it. His smile is adorable, and his laugh is too. He smells like heaven, even though I don't know the exact name of the cologne he uses. I can pretty much say that I'm in love with this guy, entirely. His name means more to me than it would to anyone else, and I'm pretty sure of that.
Wow, Kevin is such a great guy.
kevin vans rock hair smile
by -- who else ..? Dec 20, 2008 share this
7.
someone who has probably porked your mom
Dude,that kevin is all over your mom
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Spawn_Retard wrote:1. kevin
basicilly a kid with a huge dick. looks great, smells great, and all the ladies want him. great at sports also. great sense of humor.
Gee i am so jealous of Kevin, with three girls around his arm.


6. Kevin
amazing guy who is so funny, and wonderful. Someone who can brighten anyone's day no matter how sad they are. He's sweet, and handsome. He can be sarcastic but he gets it from me, well some of it. He gets scared of nonscary things, and he has an amazing sense of style with wicked hair to accompany it. His smile is adorable, and his laugh is too. He smells like heaven, even though I don't know the exact name of the cologne he uses. I can pretty much say that I'm in love with this guy, entirely. His name means more to me than it would to anyone else, and I'm pretty sure of that.
Wow, Kevin is such a great guy.
well, this sounds just about right

i didnt know my name was this awesome.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=kevin
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i got this on my facebook to.

1. Kyle

Kyle: A generous, outgoing guy who goes out of his way for his friends. Can be sweet and caring towards people, he has a laid back and calm approach. Truthful, gullable, lovely and Sexy. Can be a bit of a stress head at times, can also hold grudges for a long period of time. Nice to get to know, easy to fall in love with.

-The name Kyle comes from the Scottish origin. In Scottish The meaning of the name Kyle is: Strait. Channel. Narrow. Used as both a surname and first name.
-The name Kyle is a baby boy name. The name Kyle comes from the Gaelic origin. In Gaelic The meaning of the name Kyle is: A place-name referring to the narrows; a wood or a church-Also an Irish origin.
Kyle You Sexxy Mama. ABC-It's easy as 1-2-3 (8) XD
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Otherside wrote:i got this on my facebook to.

1. Kyle

Kyle: A generous, outgoing guy who goes out of his way for his friends. Can be sweet and caring towards people, he has a laid back and calm approach. Truthful, gullable, lovely and Sexy. Can be a bit of a stress head at times, can also hold grudges for a long period of time. Nice to get to know, easy to fall in love with.

-The name Kyle comes from the Scottish origin. In Scottish The meaning of the name Kyle is: Strait. Channel. Narrow. Used as both a surname and first name.
-The name Kyle is a baby boy name. The name Kyle comes from the Gaelic origin. In Gaelic The meaning of the name Kyle is: A place-name referring to the narrows; a wood or a church-Also an Irish origin.
Kyle You Sexxy Mama. ABC-It's easy as 1-2-3 (8) XD
sup kyle.
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