This lady and Maddox would get along real well

[Caydr]

http://www.filthyrichmond.com/

At the very least, read the "fan favorites" in the column on the right.

[BaNa]

that was enjoyable, thank you sir.

shens, but well done ones.

[KaiserJ]

My 9 year old, Brandon, is an even bigger bitch about the way I treat him in front of his friends. I tried to be cool at the JV football game by handing loose cigarettes out to all his little buddies, but apparently they all thought that was weird. Then I wore a slutty top to the "parents n' kids field day", but all the children laughed at my flopping breasts, which made Brandon cry. Then he got mad at the fair because I washed his face off by licking it clean.

[Caydr]

Y'all pay attention. You can't just leave your kids in the daytime heat during the summer. It'll kill them. Same goes for dogs. That's why I only leave my kids in the minivan at night, when I'm drinking. And I park the van behind the bar, so nobody can hear them crying and carrying on! Also, I tell them to hide under some of the rubbish in the back seat.

~~~~~~~~~~

So anyway, I've been back on the market, and things have been going really good. Since the townhouse is paid for I can use most of the support checks on new clothes, hair and nails. So I've been looking good at the clubs, and I think I already found myself a new man!

Of course sometimes I think I'm getting ahead of myself. So I make sure he's out of the house before my mom drops the kids off. I'll introduce them to him when I think our relationship is truly ready. In the meantime, I'm gonna keep it on the downlow.

[SpliFF]

My 9 year old, Brandon, is an even bigger bitch about the way I treat him in front of his friends. I tried to be cool at the JV football game by handing loose cigarettes out to all his little buddies, but apparently they all thought that was weird.

I actually think there's something wrong with modern kids. I know a woman whose 18-year-old son found some pot in her room and flushed it. He then told her off for an hour or so. I also went to a recent 20-something house party where the guests all got nervous about a joint being produced (nobody wanted any either).

Seriously, are kids all turning into dorks? Is it all fucking red-bull and vodka now? I've NEVER been to party before where drugs were considered uncool. Now it seems generation Z or whatever they're called has some kind bee in their bonnets about it. We had all the "drugs are bad, mkay?" lectures at my school and nobody believed a word of it. What's changed?

Fuck! At this rate it'll be Kool Aid at raves in 5 years.

[Wolf-In-Exile]

The true hilarity is when dumb-as-posts people comment, thinking its real.

e.g.

Anonymous Anonymous said...

i am from richmond and your posts insult the shit out of me. I am ashamed to even live on the same planet as you. one day you will die and i hope soon otherwise i will be the one too. you sicken me ya piece of shit.
good day!

October 1, 2009 1:24 PM

[Neddie]

I, on the other hand, have a much different experience of the 18-25 age group, finding it virtually impossible to socialize without being surrounded by drunk, high, and utterly unstimulating people.

[SpliFF]

TBH each story seems specifically designed to provoke bleeding-hearts into condemning her for bad parenting. I'm not really convinced any of it is real. We basically have:

* Giving kids smokes.
* Drink driving pregnant.
* Smoking dope, drinking while pregnant.
* Encouraging kids to fight/steal.
* Over-the-top illegal revenge schemes.

Not to say there aren't a lot of bad parents out there but it looks and smells like shock-fiction to me. You really have to try pretty hard to be that blantantly offensive. I think the author is just trying to get a rise out of people.

[PicassoCT]

Trolls on my intertubes? Pimpossible ┬░_┬░

[Caydr]

I, on the other hand, have a much different experience of the 18-25 age group, finding it virtually impossible to socialize without being surrounded by drunk, high, and utterly unstimulating people.

I have no comment on this, as it clearly is not trollbait.

[[TS]Lollocide]

I actually think there's something wrong with modern kids. I know a woman whose 18-year-old son found some pot in her room and flushed it. He then told her off for an hour or so. I also went to a recent 20-something house party where the guests all got nervous about a joint being produced (nobody wanted any either).

Its about rebellion, if your parents do it and don't care, you do the opposite.

Duh.

[Caydr]

Just yesterday I started wearing my seatbelt for that very reason. Screw you, mom.

[[TS]Lollocide]

Just yesterday I started wearing my seatbelt for that very reason.

Off to the ovens with you!

Goddamn editor.

[Caydr]

Ah well, you know me... don't want to be too controversial... I thought seatbelts were at least something I could probably get out there without getting flamed for racism or something but you never know.

[MidKnight]

The true hilarity is when dumb-as-posts people comment, thinking its real.

e.g.

Anonymous Anonymous said...

i am from richmond and your posts insult the shit out of me. I am ashamed to even live on the same planet as you. one day you will die and i hope soon otherwise i will be the one too. you sicken me ya piece of shit.
good day!

October 1, 2009 1:24 PM

How could they possibly believe that something written by a Jocelyn Testes-Harder is real?

[JohannesH]

The true hilarity is when dumb-as-posts people comment, thinking its real.

e.g.

Anonymous Anonymous said...

i am from richmond and your posts insult the shit out of me. I am ashamed to even live on the same planet as you. one day you will die and i hope soon otherwise i will be the one too. you sicken me ya piece of shit.
good day!

October 1, 2009 1:24 PM

You think the person who wrote that comment was serious?

[Caydr]

The true hilarity is when dumb-as-posts people comment, thinking its real.

e.g.

Anonymous Anonymous said...

i am from richmond and your posts insult the shit out of me. I am ashamed to even live on the same planet as you. one day you will die and i hope soon otherwise i will be the one too. you sicken me ya piece of shit.
good day!

October 1, 2009 1:24 PM

You think the person who wrote that comment was serious?

You think his post just now was serious?

[JohannesH]

Why would i think that?

[Caydr]

You think I wasn't being rhetorical?

[1v0ry_k1ng]

Seriously, are kids all turning into dorks? Is it all fucking red-bull and vodka now? I've NEVER been to party before where drugs were considered uncool. Now it seems generation Z or whatever they're called has some kind bee in their bonnets about it. We had all the "drugs are bad, mkay?" lectures at my school and nobody believed a word of it. What's changed?

Fuck! At this rate it'll be Kool Aid at raves in 5 years.

yeah, seems these days its mostly the losers and/or unemployed who take drugs; Sitting in the corner at a party stoned out of your mind just doesn't have the same cool edge it used to (back when I was 14..)