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Oh look
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Your hair looks like its actually a bunch of tentacles preparing for an attack
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Oh i see how it is, I post a picture of myself and my holy aura and you complain about my short hair instead of my long potential rape radius.
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I have no issue with short hair, hair thats just as long on the sides as on the top however... it looks stupid, please fix hair or make it shorter, you shouldnt have your hair all the same length if its longer than a certain amount, and it doesnt take much for that to happen
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lol.. who gives a shit how you look like, when youre dead you all look the same... a pile of rotten bones... when do you grow up...
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I intend to actually do things before I die
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yet you're still postingTradeMark wrote:lol.. who gives a shit how you look like, when youre dead you all look the same... a pile of rotten bones... when do you grow up...
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That's not true, by the way. Today we have a variety of burial options.TradeMark wrote:lol.. who gives a shit how you look like, when youre dead you all look the same... a pile of rotten bones... when do you grow up...
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hmm... true.
are you afraid of doing things without your trendy clothes & hairstyle...? trust me... they wont kick your ass if you look only half as cool as yesterday.AF wrote:I intend to actually do things before I die
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Fuck hair and being metro-sexual.
Straight Is the New Gay
In a world where metrosexuals--stylish, well-groomed, and sharply dressed men--have taken the center stage in defining the new masculinity, small pockets of men are starting to emerge, rebelling against the status quo. This new breed of man has rejected a lifestyle of wine tasting, pedicures, and excessive cultural awareness (i.e., any cultural awareness). This newly born response to metrosexuality is gaining momentum like never before, calling back to a day when men proudly wore plaid, ate liver and onions, and smelled like motor oil by choice. This modern man has come to be known simply as: the hetrosexual.
Hetrosexual men aren't afraid embrace their masculinity. They eat, drink, and sleep like real men: fully engorged. There's no such thing as a "fashion faux-pas" in the world of hetrosexuality. In fact, even the use of the phrase "faux-pas" draws the ire of the hetrosexual man in the form of beatings and social isolation (preferably both). These are men who refuse to be pigeonholed into the constraints of sexual ambiguity, and gladly welcome every opportunity to crotch-wrestle a hot babe. Hetrosexuals are making it cool to be straight again; straight is the new gay.
hink you might be a hetrosexual? Take the following quiz to find out:
1. How much should you tip a hairstylist?
A) 10%
B) 15%
C) 20%
If you answered, you're wrong. Hetrosexuals don't go to hair stylists.
2. Cologne?
A) Yes
B) No
The correct answer is B) No. Acceptable fragrances for men are: sweat, grease, rum, or some combination thereof.
3. Which language do you speak?
A) French
B) English
C) Both
D) Neither
The answer is B) English. French is the language of love, and men don't love anything. At best, there are varying degrees of "like," and even then, men don't like anything that much.
4. When dining at restaurant, you should
A) Push aside your friends and wrestle over the best seat
B) Wait until the maitre d' seats you
C) What's a maitre d'?
The correct answer is A and C. A, because if you don't secure the best spot at the table, you may find yourself in the position of having to engage in small talk with your guest. And C, because of the answer to question 3 above.
If you answered all of the questions correctly, congratulations: you are the winner. The important thing to keep in mind is that you are a man (unless you are not), and nobody can take that away from you.
Straight Is the New Gay
In a world where metrosexuals--stylish, well-groomed, and sharply dressed men--have taken the center stage in defining the new masculinity, small pockets of men are starting to emerge, rebelling against the status quo. This new breed of man has rejected a lifestyle of wine tasting, pedicures, and excessive cultural awareness (i.e., any cultural awareness). This newly born response to metrosexuality is gaining momentum like never before, calling back to a day when men proudly wore plaid, ate liver and onions, and smelled like motor oil by choice. This modern man has come to be known simply as: the hetrosexual.
Hetrosexual men aren't afraid embrace their masculinity. They eat, drink, and sleep like real men: fully engorged. There's no such thing as a "fashion faux-pas" in the world of hetrosexuality. In fact, even the use of the phrase "faux-pas" draws the ire of the hetrosexual man in the form of beatings and social isolation (preferably both). These are men who refuse to be pigeonholed into the constraints of sexual ambiguity, and gladly welcome every opportunity to crotch-wrestle a hot babe. Hetrosexuals are making it cool to be straight again; straight is the new gay.
hink you might be a hetrosexual? Take the following quiz to find out:
1. How much should you tip a hairstylist?
A) 10%
B) 15%
C) 20%
If you answered, you're wrong. Hetrosexuals don't go to hair stylists.
2. Cologne?
A) Yes
B) No
The correct answer is B) No. Acceptable fragrances for men are: sweat, grease, rum, or some combination thereof.
3. Which language do you speak?
A) French
B) English
C) Both
D) Neither
The answer is B) English. French is the language of love, and men don't love anything. At best, there are varying degrees of "like," and even then, men don't like anything that much.
4. When dining at restaurant, you should
A) Push aside your friends and wrestle over the best seat
B) Wait until the maitre d' seats you
C) What's a maitre d'?
The correct answer is A and C. A, because if you don't secure the best spot at the table, you may find yourself in the position of having to engage in small talk with your guest. And C, because of the answer to question 3 above.
If you answered all of the questions correctly, congratulations: you are the winner. The important thing to keep in mind is that you are a man (unless you are not), and nobody can take that away from you.
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There's being a man, then there's putting effort into maintaining a hairstyle that makes you look stupid.
Real men don't bother with hair and have shaved heads ( not bald though, as that again is too much effort ).
Real men don't bother with hair and have shaved heads ( not bald though, as that again is too much effort ).
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I am not afraid of living life without trendy clothes and hairdo, that doesnt mean Im going to follow fads, it doesnt mean Im going to wear rags to prove your point. I wear clothes I think look and feel nice, and I like my hair the way it is, not too short, not too long, doesnt get in my eyes of swish about like longhair, dries quickly, and feels nice when you run your fingers through it ^_^
You on the other hand fail to even give a picture, although looking at you on webcam a few months ago it looked like you wore plenty of branded sweatshop clothes =D
You on the other hand fail to even give a picture, although looking at you on webcam a few months ago it looked like you wore plenty of branded sweatshop clothes =D
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you have never seen me on webcam lol.
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real males date females.
Also, can we tone the fucking topless art, i nearly puked up my late night snack.
Also, can we tone the fucking topless art, i nearly puked up my late night snack.
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Someone has issues with their sexuality it seems...