Orange juice: best thing ever?
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Orange juice: best thing ever?
Ever had really good orange juice? I drink Tropicana pure premium (whatever that means) "original no pulp" orange juice. It is epic. I would trade my testicles for an unlimited supply. (it would be a one-sided deal since I don't want kids, but don't tell THEM that
Goes so well with vodka. A little bit of bite. Also goes well with rum, I recently discovered, having run out of vodka. It's a little too sweet though, tbh...
Orange juice is so versatile.
Remember, I'm not talking about that crap orange juice that comes in a crap can labeled "cheap shitty orange juice", I mean the good kind that costs a lot. No, not that one either, don't be dense, I mean the really good kind.
Where'd I put my DS...
Goes so well with vodka. A little bit of bite. Also goes well with rum, I recently discovered, having run out of vodka. It's a little too sweet though, tbh...
Orange juice is so versatile.
Remember, I'm not talking about that crap orange juice that comes in a crap can labeled "cheap shitty orange juice", I mean the good kind that costs a lot. No, not that one either, don't be dense, I mean the really good kind.
Where'd I put my DS...
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I buy the expensive "natural" orange juice but obviously it still doesn't taste as good as an orange juice that was just made from oranges without any addons(except ice).
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I just drink Pure Orange juice.
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Real men we are, that we are is real men because we don't drink shitty orange juice. Let's snuggle.
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shnuggles, I hate cheap orange juice, and I cant believe they actually sell it in a can somewhere 0_o
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i used to work in a grocery store, they sold 1 litre jugs of orange juice for $8.99.
i of course was in charge of the juice machine, so i drank a few jugs each time. mixing in a few blood oranges made for a delicious sour sweetness
i of course was in charge of the juice machine, so i drank a few jugs each time. mixing in a few blood oranges made for a delicious sour sweetness
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No Pulp?! That's not real orange juice, I'm sorry to tell you. That said, I do enjoy myself some no pulp orange juice occasionally, but most of the time I get fresh squeezed homemade REAL oj (with pulp).Ever had really good orange juice? I drink Tropicana pure premium (whatever that means) "original no pulp" orange juice.
I actually should say "more than" no pulp, as "most of the time" I prefer milk

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Most "100% natural mega orange juice real hardcore aiiiight tiiiight" products have pulp that is not from the orange itself, rather added on later to make it look authentic. I don't remember offhand if its pieces of lumber or something.
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Add lumber to pulpless juice then by yourself, for highest quality juice?
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i was drinking 5 liters a day about a year ago, but my blood pressure bombed and I eventually started randomly passing out all over the place so i had to curb it back to 1 liter 

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It doesn't stand a chance against good apple juice imo. There's a shop usually selling wine etc. over here that offers some high-quality apple juice coming in unique 5 liters tetrapacks with a faucet cock during a certain season. It's epic...
Probably only beaten by some strange drink I once had where orange and apple juice were mixed together with some nuts or something...
Probably only beaten by some strange drink I once had where orange and apple juice were mixed together with some nuts or something...
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Add a poll to see how wrong you are.
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I hate all and every type of orange juice.
I aquired this flaw when as a young kid, I had to drink a gallon a day in death valley.
I aquired this flaw when as a young kid, I had to drink a gallon a day in death valley.
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Gertkane wrote:Most "100% natural mega orange juice real hardcore aiiiight tiiiight" products have pulp that is not from the orange itself, rather added on later to make it look authentic
TROPICANA PURE PREMIUM !!! better with pulpCaydr wrote:Remember, I'm not talking about that crap orange juice that comes in a crap can labeled "cheap shitty orange juice", I mean the good kind that costs a lot. No, not that one either, don't be dense, I mean the really good kind.
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i hire hot brazilian women to squeeze oranges between their succulent breasts, and put it into my cups
then i THROW IT ALL OUT AND DRINK SOME ORANGE DRINK BITCHES
orange DRINK FUCK YEAHHH
concentrate
FUCK YEAHHH
then i THROW IT ALL OUT AND DRINK SOME ORANGE DRINK BITCHES
orange DRINK FUCK YEAHHH
concentrate
FUCK YEAHHH
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-fixedDragon45 wrote:i hire hot brazilian women to squeeze oranges between their succulent breasts, and put it into my cups
then i THROW IT ALL OUT AND DRINK SOME ORANGE DRANK BITCHES
orange DRINK FUCK YEAHHH
concentrate
FUCK YEAHHH
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tropicana pure premium is the shit
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Apple juice is good sometimes too, but it's so sweet that I get sick of it really fast. Good orange juice is sweet but acidy so it balances out, and aside from your stomach capacity, you can just keep on drinking it.
When I've got a good stockpile of rum + vodka I can go through a 4L jug of orange juice in like 12 hours. A situation like that happened to have come up when I decided this thread was worth posting.
When I've got a good stockpile of rum + vodka I can go through a 4L jug of orange juice in like 12 hours. A situation like that happened to have come up when I decided this thread was worth posting.