Fusebox

[Relative]

250 and 200 per month next year all inclusive is pretty good deal. I don't know about liverpool, but here in York that would be a difficult find. I pay close to that much and it isn't all inclusive.

Also, this topic has way too much poop in it.

[Pressure Line]

In NZ, there is a special Tenancy Tribunal, who can sort shit like that out. BUT tbh I'd just advise moving, any action you take is unlikely to result in "everybody lives together happily ever after." take photos when/if you move, and push for your full deposit back (unless you *actually* have damaged the property)

[Boirunner]

I leave dishes to soak and she washes them while im asleep or at work

[Jazcash]

I'm in Northampton, you can come down and I'll let you live in my shed.

[AF]

I'm sorry but I couldn't push you out of your home into your box, sleep in your shed and Ill find somewhere else

[PicassoCT]

Start searching at once - this won┬┤t get better, because she sounds like a epic in real Life attention whore.. i mean, how long did you live there before she started complaining? And post the Adress once you are out, so everybody can google for mad bats& bad bosses, making the world a better place.. and forget reasoning, you can not overcome the great gap between netnatives and the stoneagers born before..

[AF]

Shes not a stone ager, shes a catherine wheel laced with arsenic spray

I told her Im moving out and she tried to talk to me about how unfair my computer being on was and how shes gotten no sleep the last 2 and a half nights because of it (my computer was only on last night, so shes lieing)

Im moving back to my parents unless I can find somewhere better

[KaiserJ]

woah! frozen, grated poo? i've heard of pee frozen in icecube trays and pushed through the mailslot, but this is a first for me.

don't forget the beauty and simplicity of "the upper decker" (maybe its a canadian thing?) basically you pinch a loaf or drop a fish or both into the toilet reservoir, and they slowly fester and rot in there. always a hit back in highschool.

another gem is to advertise a party at her place on craigslist (i have 10 kegs of beer, and if nobody drinks them, they will go bad)

sorry to hear of your lamelady.

[PicassoCT]

Classical Confrontations a Nerd meats a ReaLife oversocialicised Person.. yes, AF, i am talking about you.. she was expecting more of you, such a promising young man.. but you never talked to her, never joined her teapartys, you never gave reason to complain, never had sex with her (flat was cheap for reason) or dragged along a gf to which she could complain about (the workaholic, who gives absolutly no reason to rage)

Admit it AF it is all your fault...

[AF]

I do guys not chicks, and she knows it, the lameladys nether regions are full of gerbils and ant farms, and a coffee machine with clotted cream in the reservoir

[Felix the Cat]

I can go back my parents but that makes it awkward getting to see people

I am experiencing the same problem right now.

Fortunately I move out in 2 and a half weeks.

Unfortunately my destination is the military which makes it even more awkward "getting to see people".

[Panda]

I do guys not chicks, and she knows it, the lameladys nether regions are full of gerbils and ant farms, and a coffee machine with clotted cream in the reservoir

That doesn't mean that she doesn't want you to switch to chicks.

[AF]

Here she is:

[Hoi]

And a new shock site was born...

[knorke]

[Jazcash]

Interesting development...

[PicassoCT]

Something is missing - OMG it is her- the Landlady.. Fuseboxxy




Youtubelink NSFW

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWlPkUFJNJ0

[AF]

There have been developments, police neighbors etc, I'll tell later but the woman has schizophrenia medication and she's dangerous, I'm only back here because her daughters staying over.

My family are coming round in the morning and moving everything out as fast as they can, I've got neighbours to keep an eye out too and I can ask the police to supervise, they think she's not right in the head too

some of the things the neighbors said she's done though, scary

[PicassoCT]

Tinfoilhat as Farewelle Present?

[AF]

I'm out now, she still owes me money which she's promised for tomorrow, so Im heading over with the neighbours for it after work