Dwarf fortress Succession game CURRENT PLAYER: LURKER

[Journier]

ok all done with my turn, this save is for the next person in the list.

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=T1FU105W

The story so far

So i rolled up in this bitch called fag guild or something, place is a real true shit hole.

Some dwarf going by lurker ran this bitch last year and got his ass in trouble so they called me in to help fix some of the issues.


Do you know how many fucking Migrant dwarves I fucking got this year? i went from like 10 dwarves at start to 41 fucking worthless dwarves, only the original few did anything worthwhile.

ITS BULLSHIT i got so many fucking unemployed worthless dwarves that we pretty much told them to go start digging with there bare hands since they had nothing else to do.


Plenty of fey moods this year bastards always demanding something.



A golem got sight of a thief and chased it all across the map back and forth for what seemed like days.


A metal smith went insane before the trade caravan came with a anvil, so i let him get killed for being a dumb shit.


Then a carpenter went into a fey mood, and created some awesome fucking bed, the bed was awesome, i would know, I now sleep on it every night with hot dwarf chicks, do you see the name of this fucking awesome bed?

Burdens of the folds of adulation.

The lady dwarves nearly cave in on me as soon as they hear it.

They love that adulation.

THANKS DUDE!



Rhesus macaques got raped by some war animals a week before i gave up and handed over the chains to some new poor soul.

Here is the Room additions I made for the many migrants, might need 10 more...

Here is something i made to commemorate my glorious year in the fatherland,


and finally our start of the new year stock screen

[Google_Frog]

This looks great, count me in.

[AlcariTheMad]

Journal Entry, early Summer:

Now that lurker(what kind of name is that?) has been removed from the position of Mayor by Journier's(and what about this name, too?) amazing bed-related skills, I find he has gone made with power, requiring the production of EVEN MORE goblets.
WE HAVE 350+ GOBLETS ALREADY!

The magma forge area is complete though, and metal is being produced, albeit more slowly than I would like due to the distance from the main fort to the magma.



The forge itself is pretty simple, with ore storage next to it.

[monkerl]

Is there a way someone could upload me the savegame, or is it against the rules? I'd lke to take a look at your fort, cause from the screens it looks really unstrucktured (maybe caused by so many people playing it).

[Neddie]

You suck at providing accommodations that will help rather than hinder moods.

[overkill]

But the ones that help, cost alot, so when the co kicks in, homeless dwarfs ahoy, and tantrums resulting. so yeah, i think it is fine.

[Neddie]

Not really. Three by three rooms, toss in a cabinet, toss in another object if you're really generous, boom. If you have all these dwarves, set the ones you don't have picks for to making things like said cabinets.

[Journier]

alcari just killed me.

HE FUCKING KILLED ME. arrrrrr

[AlcariTheMad]

Journal Entry, Year's End:

Journier has been killed by a bugbear army. His passing is greatly mourned by all the women of the fortress. I however, rather enjoying his passing, as I have taken his most wonderful bed.



His untimely death left the office of Mayor open for nearly an entire season, until lurker(again, what kind of name is that?) was elected, even though I had Journier's awesome bed.



We stuck garnierite, which can be smelted into nickel a while later.

After Journier died, an amazing coffin was built:



I built a great tomb with it:



We have doubled our wealth in the past year, and increased the stocks of alcohol by six fold as well.

http://springplayersclub.com/succession.rar

[Muzic]

needs moAr rp

[TheMightyOne]

could you guys rename some dwarfs and give them our names? :)
i for instance would like to be a wrestler

[overkill]

We are Doing named Boat murdered style. When you play you pick a dwarf and customize him. Me, Lurker and alcari all have our own, as mentioned above Journier's died.


A you can see above i have taken time to Organize all our dwarfs and sort them buy generalized professions. Pain in the ass, with 85 dwarfs.

Entry From Overkill's Journal. 1st hemetite, early summer. 204.

Aright, been in charge of this place for a season, yes, a whole season. It felt like years with all these damned animals, but i took care of that, 32 dwarfs are in the process of butchering them all, contrary to lurkers wished (what kinda of a name is lurker, anyway?) Alcari, the former planner has informed me of our Large source of magma proof rock, excellent. I am in the process of reforming our magma infrastructure, we had to walk a mile or two to get to the damned forges, and there was only room for two, that will be fixed by winter.






The first two engraving are the planned to get magma over here, the last one is where the forges will be. After this is done, there will be alot of possibility, like a magma moat, which i am planning as i write.

I am finally making effort to get lurker some proper furniture, as well as the other original 7. I am digging myself a nice home, not like alcari's giant abode, more humble. I claimed the other nice tomb alcari made.

I cut all of our animals down, severely, we wemt from around 200 to 50 in a season.

Other notable things: Started to train military, 20 trainees. Finished lurker's stair case. A rough engraving of our gym, so far.

Overview of the fort, put together by lurker and alcari.

We have created an amazing artifact recently, it is going in my room.

[overkill]

Seige of Early autumn, 204.

A nervous young farmer came running at me, Silver Xelics! here to trade, he shouted. two trainees and I ran off to see, in exitement. "Man, they must have been in the sun to long," said the trainee to my right, "they look a little purple."

"purple, alright, almost viol.......VIOLET. SHIT, get back in the fortress"

"But sir, i want to see them" said the farmer.

"No, You do not want to see these fuckers, into the godamned fort."

"Yes Sir" shouted everyone, two arrows whizzed past our heads.

As we were sprinting back, I stopped at the seige battery.

"You see those xelics?

"yeah" shouted the four engineers

"Send them to hell"

"But sir!"

"Shut the fuck up, and fire!"

"Ok.." they replied hesitantly.

Four Giant bolts flew out, I didnt bother waiting to see the results, instead i ran to the fortress and assembled every dwarf, except lurker, his horde, and the dungeon master.

"Get all the Giant bolts you can find, and bring them here" as i said that a squad of 8 farmers ran off to the fortress. We are here....we need to keep these guys off our seige engines, "CHARGE!"

"Stay off to the side, we need to give them clear targets"

We had numbers, some of us had training, but they had weapons and armors, why my predecessors made or bought none is confusing, but we a lot more to worry about. A squad of xelics ran past my army, i feared the would go for the ballistea, but they dashed into the fortress. Luckily no one except the animals are in there......animals....CRAP, lurker! I ordered a full retreat, we ran into the fortress, the seige engineers got off one more salvo before following us.

Into the fortress, i saw lurker and his small army of animals putting up a good fight, the dungeon master was dead. By the time we got down the hall, lurker was dead, and his beats dieing, a glorius last stand indeed. there was to many, we had to do something.

"Into Alcari's mansion!"

we all dashed through all the narrow passages, and here was our last stand, if we failed now, we would all be dead. im the fight for the last room, therer were 50 of us, and 7 of them. I lunged at a xelic, but his 3, yes 3 fucking sheilds were to much, i couldnt get through. I looked down for a second, their legs looked fragile, and no sheild!

"Their legs! go for the legs!"

After cripple the xelic infront of me, i turned and saw a spearman attacking a trainee and alcari, i dashers over and tried to rip one of his shields off, i got his whole arm. he stepped back in agony, but just as quick as he reeled back, he charged at me, enraged, he got me in the side, shit. i was bleeding, and badly, the recruit managed to take him out, but i passed out. I awakened the next day, everone was in a state of shock, and mourning. no tantrums yet, a wave of releif passed over me. i told the remaining trainees to find a weapon they like. This will not happen again. Atleast as long as i am in command

[Snipawolf]

Hah, get raided.

[1v0ry_k1ng]

mission: kill the other players' dwarves seems to be the call of the day

[Gota]

Heh.
Guys when you make nice artifacts can you write their names and description and all.

[JohannesH]

Heh.
Guys when you make nice artifacts can you write their names and description and all.

Look at the pics?

[Gota]

I cant see,the font is too small and they don't and resize for me.

[lurker]

Try resizing the page or viewing the images by themselves..

[Gota]

does not work.