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[Regret]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HI
Stranger: Hi
You: HOW R U I AM FINE AND U
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


:(

[PicassoCT]

Sounds like 4Chan in Chatform.. Anonymous always brings out the worst...

[JohannesH]

Well, you can just skim through the trolls to find somebody who's behaving nice if you like.

Though if I really want to have a conversation, well, I already have friends for that, so fuck the strangers. Chances are still that I don't have anything in common with a random person from there.

[Jazcash]

Heh, I keep find these 15/16 yr old girls', I got like 3 MSN contacts now xD

[1v0ry_k1ng]

they'll be dudes

[Jazcash]

they'll be dudes

I hope so. <_< >_>

[Spawn_Retard]

FBI tbh.

[Jazcash]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Do you like anal?
Stranger: yup
You: Queer.
Stranger: nope
You: You can't be a girl
Stranger: i am
You: There are no girls on the internet.
Stranger: not tru
You: It's physically impossible.
Stranger: nope
You: O rly?
You: Prove it.
Stranger: i have tits
You: OMFG
You: IT'S TRUE!
Stranger: yup
You: B-B-BUT HOW!?
Stranger: idk lol
You: You're not lying?
Stranger: nope
You: Omg.
Stranger: im a real woman
You: Hold on a minute, I'm going to cry
Stranger: well
Stranger: "woman"
Stranger: im only 20
Stranger: lol
You: You classify as a woman
You: Congratz!
Stranger: oh i guess
Stranger: haha
You: Does that mean you're still a chick?
You: or are you a babe now... hmmm
Stranger: lol
You: Termanography changes due to age.
Stranger: idk
You: This could be tricky...
Stranger: hehehe
You: What should I call you?
Stranger: Gina
You: Hai Gina!
Stranger: hey...you
You: Sabastian Rabbit The Third.
Stranger: lol wut?
You: My name.
You: Sabastian Rabbit The Third.
You: Obviously.
You: =P
You: Soooooooooooooooo
Stranger: yeah
You: How are you on this fine day?
Stranger: hot
You: In a sexual sense?
Stranger: sure why not
You: Should I take my shirt off? Or will that not be necessary?
Stranger: whatever you want stud
You: =<
Stranger: ?
You: Stud, a very studdy kind of word.
You: You STUD you...
Stranger: um...ok
You: You're driving yourself insane!
You: Quick! Stop now!
Stranger: ...what?
You: Anyways
You: Seeing as you like anal, how deep can you go?
Stranger: all the way
You: :O
Stranger: seriously
Stranger: balls deep
Stranger: im into that stuff
You: That could be a problem, my cock is bigger than all the way <3
Stranger: lol
Stranger: damn
Stranger: nice
You: I'm sure I could expand you to deeper sizes though
Stranger: probably
You: You like double penetration?
Stranger: ...yes
You: Good cause I have 2 dicks
Stranger: great
You: Spiffing!
You: Mind if I plug in?
Stranger: go apeshit
Stranger: dskjhdgjlghdfghdflsjkghfsklghdfghldgdfgh
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Snipawolf]

O_O

I was gunna pose as a sexy 16 year old chick and post a tinyurl'd pic of manfaye, but someone trolled me...

Stranger: KNOCK KNOCK
You: Hi, I'm, wha?
Stranger: KNOCK KNOCK
You: Who's there?
Stranger: DISCO
You: Disco who?
Stranger: DISCONECT
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[BaNa]

:) that knock knock joke is a fine way to end a boring convo.

[Jazcash]

I've been buttfucking 19 year old girls from Finland all day.

[SwiftSpear]

How can you people be so blind? This is the perfect tool to advertise Spring with! I know thats what Im using it for.

We're going to have people logging onto spring looking for cybersex

[TheRegisteredOne]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: is this travis
You: yes, how did you know?
Stranger: whats the password asshole
You: *******
Stranger: fuck you faggot I just talked to you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Apollo]

O_O

I was gunna pose as a sexy 16 year old chick and post a tinyurl'd pic of manfaye, but someone trolled me...

Stranger: KNOCK KNOCK
You: Hi, I'm, wha?
Stranger: KNOCK KNOCK
You: Who's there?
Stranger: DISCO
You: Disco who?
Stranger: DISCONECT
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lol i had the same guy say that to be aswel.

[Apollo]

And as it turns out all the people pretending to be chinese is just the one person.

[PicassoCT]

How can you people be so blind? This is the perfect tool to advertise Spring with! I know thats what Im using it for.

We're going to have people logging onto spring looking for cybersex

Isn┬┤t this the Reason why most People login to spring.. i just did...

Seriously why is Spring, the Com not already Rule 34ed?

[Jazcash]

Rofl, I found some chick in my area! Woop!

[Jish]

Rofl, I found some chick in my area! Woop!

its your mum

[BaNa]

Rofl, I found some chick in my area! Woop!

famous last words

[JohannesH]

Rofl, I found some chick in my area! Woop!

You couldn't think of a easier way to find a chick living near you?