Let's list all the death messages!

[kryzon]

...shall we? there are some REALLY funny ones.

I remember two so far:

"Team [...] ate at McDonald's"

"Team [...] bought the farm"

Which ones do you remember?

[adin_panther]

"Team ... thought the backstreet boys were cool."

[MidKnight]

err.....

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-- $Id: messages.lua 3171 2008-11-06 09:06:29Z det $
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--  file:    messages.lua
--  brief:   messages definitions
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local messages = {
	--AA/BA
	"Team%i (%s) has been obliterated",
	"Team%i (%s) has been liquidated",
	"Team%i (%s) has been eradicated",
	"Team%i (%s) has terminated",
	"Team%i (%s) has bowed out",
	"Team%i (%s) forces have gone to a better place",
	"Team%i (%s) has been shown the door",
	"Team%i (%s) has left the scene",
	"Team%i (%s) has been annihilated",
	"Team%i (%s) has gone to robot heaven",
	"Team%i (%s) has left the building",
	"Team%i (%s) is no longer with us",
	"Team%i (%s) lost their mojo",
	"Team%i (%s) was unworthy of continued existence",
	"Team%i (%s) made like Noize's pants, and split",
	"Team%i (%s) couldn't even handle a few AKs",
	"Team%i (%s) has been played out",
	"Team%i (%s) has been conquered",
	"Team%i (%s) is toast",
	"Team%i (%s) is done for",
	"Team%i (%s) has succumbed",
	"Team%i (%s) was helpless before the onslaught",
	"Team%i (%s) has been damaged beyond repair",
	"Team%i (%s) was dominated",
	"Team%i (%s) has been slain",
	"Team%i (%s) was outclassed",
	"Team%i (%s) got taken down",
	"Team%i (%s) got taken out",
	"Team%i (%s) is defeated",
	"Team%i (%s) fell short",
	"Team%i (%s) fell flat",
	"Team%i (%s) fizzled out",
	"Team%i (%s) was brought to ruin",
	"Team%i (%s) was cut short",
	"Team%i (%s) had a major malfunction",
	"Team%i (%s) claims they accidentally self-destructed",
	"Team%i (%s) failed",
	"Team%i (%s) suffered a quantum-phase-inducer-photon-interchange-conduit-warp-resonance-integrity-breach-failure-cascade-pulse",
	"Team%i (%s) didn't build enough LLTs",
	"Team%i (%s) was careless",
	"Team%i (%s) has been ousted",
	"Team%i (%s) was forfeit",
	"Team%i (%s) flatlined",
	"Team%i (%s) lost their marbles",
	"Team%i (%s) blew a fuse",
	"Team%i (%s) has been officially owned",
	"Team%i (%s) shall plague the land no more",
	"Team%i (%s) spoke softly, but forgot their big stick",
	"Team%i (%s) couldn't resist pushing the red button",
	"Team%i (%s) was cast down",
	"Team%i (%s) was emo",
	"Team%i (%s) forgot to turn off the stove",
	"Team%i (%s) lived up to their reputation",
	"Team%i (%s) is almost as bad a player as Caydr",
	"Team%i (%s) got whipped",
	"Team%i (%s) did their part for global warming",
	"Team%i (%s) didn't have the guts",
	"Team%i (%s) is at one with the Force",
	"Team%i (%s) forgot their permission slip",
	"Team%i (%s) kicked the bucket",
	"Team%i (%s) was snuffed out",
	"Team%i (%s) crumbled",
	"Team%i (%s) has expired",
	"Team%i (%s) bit the dust",
	"Team%i (%s) bought the farm",
	"Team%i (%s) bought it",
	"Team%i (%s) was sent back to their manufacturer",
	"Team%i (%s) didn't wear their protective goggles",
	"Team%i (%s) fought to the bitter end",
	"Team%i (%s) had better things to do",
	"Team%i (%s) didn't see that one coming",
	"Team%i (%s) will not buy this record, it is scratched",
	"Team%i (%s) forces have been exterminated",
	"Team%i (%s) forgot to check their horoscope",
	"Team%i (%s) was resolute to the end",
	"Team%i (%s) was rendered inert",
	"Team%i (%s) was stomped to a fine paste",
	"Team%i (%s) passed its expiration date",
	"Team%i (%s) has been discontinued",
	"Team%i (%s) cashed out",
	"Team%i (%s) forgot to pay their protection money",
	"Team%i (%s) got taken to the mattresses",
	"Team%i (%s) got whacked",
	"Team%i (%s) didn't fully close their microwave",
	"Team%i (%s) choked on a gerbil",
	"Team%i (%s) got a terminal case of rust",
	"Team%i (%s) was converted to nuclear waste",
	"Team%i (%s) has been burned for witchery",
	"Team%i (%s) was gunned down by angry circus people",
	"Team%i (%s) drowned in a toilet",
	"Team%i (%s) was steamrolled",
	"Team%i (%s) has been decommissioned",
	"Team%i (%s) won't be bothering you anymore, m'ame",
	"Team%i (%s) forgot to turn off the gas",
	"Team%i (%s) found out baths and toasters don't mix",
	"Team%i (%s) was eaten by zombies",
	"Team%i (%s) thought the Backstreet Boys are cool",
	"Team%i (%s) inspired a new 'Warning' label",
	"Team%i (%s) will fight another day",
	"Team%i (%s) was defeated, but the soul still burns",
	"Team%i (%s) was beamed up",
	"Team%i (%s) reached the end of their rope",
	"Team%i (%s) checked out",
	"Team%i (%s) croaked",
	"Team%i (%s) has crossed the great divide",
	"Team%i (%s) has been disassembled",
	"Team%i (%s) paid the debt we all must pay",
	"Team%i (%s) was gibbed",
	"Team%i (%s) will go home feet first",
	"Team%i (%s) is goin' to a dance pawty wit' Gawd!",
	"Team%i (%s) got their just reward",
	"Team%i (%s) got levelled",
	"Team%i (%s) went on to the bonus round",
	"Team%i (%s) is immortally challenged",
	"Team%i (%s) lost alignment",
	"Team%i (%s) kicked the oxygen habit",
	"Team%i (%s) got knocked off",
	"Team%i (%s) is living-impaired",
	"Team%i (%s) mailed in their warranty card",
	"Team%i (%s) has passed on",
	"Team%i (%s) got pasted",
	"Team%i (%s) is permanently out of print",
	"Team%i (%s) needs toner",
	"Team%i (%s) pulled the plug",
	"Team%i (%s) is pushing up daisies",
	"Team%i (%s) got smeared",
	"Team%i (%s) will sleep with the fishes",
	"Team%i (%s) is slowly cooling to room temperature",
	"Team%i (%s) took a dirt nap",
	"Team%i (%s) was taken out of production",
	"Team%i (%s) got toasted",
	"Team%i (%s) walked the plank",
	"Team%i (%s) is worm food",
	"Team%i (%s) met their end",
	"Team%i (%s) followed the white rabbit",
	"Team%i (%s) is, uh, just resting",
	"Team%i (%s) is pining for the fjords",
	"Team%i (%s) moved into upper management",
	"Team%i (%s) remaindered",
	"Team%i (%s) is dead, Jim",

	--Tired
	"Team%i (%s) kisses goats.",
	"Team%i (%s) requires more Vespene Gas.",
	"Team%i (%s) must've been an Arm player.",
	"Team%i (%s) should consider playing Command & Conquer professionally.",
	"Team%i (%s) got a visit from the mess-up fairy.",
	"Team%i (%s) took one for the team.",
	"Team%i (%s) could not resist the power of the Dark Side.",
	"Team%i (%s) was, in fact, the droid you're looking for.",
	"Team%i (%s) just got T-Bagged.",
	"Team%i (%s) wears a red shirt.",
	"Team%i (%s) 01010011 01110101 01000011 01101011 01110011!",
	"Team%i (%s) was the potato in a meatgrinder.",
	"Team%i (%s) should've filed a coversheet on his TPS report.",
	"Team%i (%s) found the path of least resistance.",
	"Team%i (%s) had a mind so fine that no idea could violate it.",
	"Team%i (%s) was wrapped in tuna fish and dropped into a pit of starving cats.",
	"Team%i (%s) just got pkked.",
	"Team%i (%s) needed to watch his Comm.  Wait, should've expanded.  Wait!  Should've built some of those moving things with the guns on them!",
	"Team%i (%s) should've ragequit.",
	"Team%i (%s) needed more Flashspam!",
	"Team%i (%s) should've gone with Cybran.",
	"Team%i (%s) should've chosen Shadow Priest.",
	"Team%i (%s) wins at life^-1.",
	"Team%i (%s) bit the big chalupa.",
	"Team%i (%s) has a sadomasochistic robot fetish.",
	"Team%i (%s) got stomped.",
	"Team%i (%s) had his life changed forever by a tragic leg shaving accident.",
	"Team%i (%s) has gone to that big hamster wheel in the sky.",

	--KingRaptor
	"Team%i (%s) has been vanquished",
	"Team%i (%s) is even more noob than Peet",
	"Team%i (%s) confused the H2-O with H2-SO4",
	"Team%i (%s) is lulz",
	"Team%i (%s) PHAILED at life",
	"Team%i (%s) must construct additional pylons",
	"Team%i (%s) plays too much deltasiegedry",
	"Team%i (%s) is game over",
	"Team%i (%s) is an ex-comm",
	"Team%i (%s) should've spammed wezel",
	"Team%i (%s) should've tekked 2 krog",
	"Team%i (%s) is Sleksa's best friend",
	"Team%i (%s) will be missed.",
	"Team%i (%s) didn't run his boy",
	"Team%i (%s) is an obsolete design",
	"Team%i (%s) F***S IN SKY!",
	"Team%i (%s) is past tense",
	"Team%i (%s) got a one-way ticket to Hell",
	"Team%i (%s) is HISTORY!",
	"Team%i (%s) just got owned",
	"Team%i (%s) is gg",

	--Kaine
	"Team%i (%s) discovered the meaning of life.",
	"Team%i (%s) should have considered early retirement.",
	"Team%i (%s) has been an inspiration to us all.",
	"Team%i (%s) forgot to wear clean underwear.",
	"Team%i (%s) has been completely annihilated.",
	"Team%i (%s) must have been a porcer.",
	"Team%i (%s) wasn't nice to the other kids.",
	"Team%i (%s) was beamed up by the aliens.",
	"Team%i (%s) partied like a rock star.",
	"Team%i (%s) had a power outage of catastrophic proportions.",
	"Team%i (%s) HAS JUST WON THE JACKPOT OF DEATH MESSAGE #200! CONGRADULATIONS!",
}

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[Peet]

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"Team%i (%s) is even more noob than Peet",

This made my day. Thanks KR.

[Sheekel]

from XTA

[messages]
{
[Team%i(%s) is no more]
{
tr1=Team%i(%s) has been obliterated;
tr2=Team%i(%s) has been liquidated;
tr3=Team%i(%s) has been eradicated;
tr4=Team%i(%s) has terminated;
tr5=Team%i(%s) has bowed out;
tr6=Team%i(%s) has gone to a better place;
tr7=Team%i(%s) has been shown the door;
tr8=Team%i(%s) has left the scene;
tr9=Team%i(%s) has been annihilated;
tr10=Team%i(%s)got his leg cought in the Jefferies tube;
tr11=Team%i(%s) dropped her cheese sandwich in the dilithium crystals;
tr12=Team%i(%s) should watch the replay to see where he went wrong;
}

[Noruas]

from comshooter all by noruas

tr1=Team%i(%s) has been assassinated.;
tr2=Team%i(%s) has been defenestrated.;
tr3=Team%i(%s) has been shot;
tr4=Team%i(%s) has lagged.;
tr5=Team%i(%s) has spilled on the floor.;
tr6=Team%i(%s) has gone to Commander Hell.;
tr7=Team%i(%s) has gone to Commander Heaven.;
tr8=Team%i(%s) has decided to lose.;
tr9=Team%i(%s) has been shot in the head.;
tr10=Team%i(%s) fell down and couldn't get back up.;
tr11=Team%i(%s) dropped his Duracell battery.;
tr12=Who died again? I forget.;
tr13=You must be wondering where the punch line is?;
tr14=Team%i(%s) forgot about the safety on his dgun.;
tr15=Team%i(%s) had a mental meltdown.;
tr16=Team%i(%s) had a face full of dgun salad.;
tr17=Team%i(%s) was sent to purgatory!;
tr18=Team%i(%s) is put where my other dead friends are.;
tr19=Team%i(%s) is back on the menu, boys!;
tr20=Team%i(%s) took the wrong pill!;
tr21=Team%i(%s) was reincarnated as a rolling poop beatle!;
tr22=Team%i(%s) wasn't taking it to the limit!;
tr23=Team%i(%s) was the train that never could.;
tr24=Team%i(%s) has fallen into a pit and died of starvation.;
tr25=Team%i(%s) met up with Johnny Cash and Elvis on an island!;
tr26=The Oil Companies were succesful getting rid of Team%i(%s) !;
tr27=The Cylons have found Team%i(%s)!;
tr28=The Borg has assimilated Team%i(%s)!;
tr29=Team%i(%s) took a nap and never woke up!;
tr30=Team%i(%s) became a pacifist.;
tr31=Team%i(%s) became a nothingness.;
tr32=Team%i(%s) drank too much diet coke and mentos.;
tr33=Team%i(%s) forgot what he was doing.;
tr34=Team%i(%s) married with Death.;
tr35=Team%i(%s) divorced with Life.;
tr36=Team%i(%s) was being stupid.;
tr37=Team%i(%s) was defaced.;
tr38=Team%i(%s) was kicked by Chuck Norris.;
tr39=Team%i(%s) ate his own liver.;
tr40=Noruas is hot and sexy!;
tr41=Team%i(%s) thought Inuyasha was cool.;
tr42=Team%i(%s) can't believe he died in this war.;
tr43=Team%i(%s) wanted to quit, but he died before then.;
tr44=Team%i(%s) should better go back to Age Of Empires.;
tr45=Team%i(%s) should better go back to Star Crapt.;
tr46=Team%i(%s) was beaten back to the age of War Crapt.;
tr47=Team%i(%s) was beaten back to the age of -21.;
tr48=Team%i (%s) suffered a quantum-phase-inducer-photon-interchange-conduit-warp-resonance-integrity-breach-failure-cascade-pulse.;
tr49=Team%i(%s) found the candy.;
tr50=Team%i(%s) smoked too many chocolate bars.;
tr51=Team%i(%s) has just been diagnosed with death.;
tr52=Team%i(%s) has shown the signs of death.;
tr53=Team%i(%s) elected John Kerry for President.;
tr54=Team%i(%s) didn't eat his vegetables.;
tr55=Team%i(%s) was at the bottom of the food chain.;
tr56=Team%i(%s) walked into a gay bar.;
tr57=Trogdor strikes again.;
tr58=Team%i(%s) didn't know that the sky was blue.;
tr59=Team%i(%s) can't believe it's not butter.;
tr60=Team%i(%s) contract ended on the Soap Channel.;
tr61=Team%i(%s) didn't see the light.;
tr62=Team%i(%s) was head humped by headcrabs.;
tr63=Team%i(%s) discovered the meaning of death.;
tr64=Team%i(%s) only knew how to inhale.;
tr65=Team%i(%s) took a voyage to six feet under.;
tr66=Team%i(%s) waves goodbye.;
tr67=Team%i(%s) didn't let the wookie win.;
tr68=Team%i(%s) fell into a diabetic coma.;
tr69=Team%i(%s) thought he could fly.......he was very disappointed.;
tr70=Team%i(%s) was playing with bears.;
tr71=Team%i(%s) didn't switch to Geico.;
tr72=Team%i(%s) was crushed by Santa's Jolly Boots of Doom.;
tr73=Team%i(%s) asked his father if he wanted sausage.;
tr74=Team%i(%s) probably didn't learn his/her lesson.;
tr75=Team%i(%s) wanted to lose.;
tr76=Team%i(%s) has just started crying.;
tr77=Team%i(%s) didn't listen to the United States threats.;
tr78=Team%i(%s) has gone to hide in his new hole.;
tr79=Team%i(%s) was pwned by Noruas's uber death messages.;
tr80=The fire within fueled the end of Team%i(%s).;
tr81=Team%i(%s) was sitting too close to a campfire eating beans.;
tr82=Team%i(%s) met his fate while zoning out.;
tr83=Team%i(%s) was running too much.;
tr84=Team%i(%s) was running too much.;
tr85=Team%i(%s) childhood is now scarred forever.;
tr86=Team%i(%s) wonders if the other guys HAX.;
tr87=Team%i(%s) girlfriend is cheating.;
tr88=ZOMG, Team%i(%s) died, sucks to be you.;
tr89=Team%i(%s) really just shot himself in the foot.;
tr90=Team%i(%s) just won the lottery... of death.;
tr91=Team%i(%s) got it all fizzy.;
tr92=Team%i(%s) was asking for it.;
tr93=Team%i(%s) ate at McDonald's.;
tr94=Team%i(%s) declared war with radical FEMA workers.;
tr95=Team%i(%s) tried to hug a moving tree!;
tr96=Team%i(%s) walked home alone tonight on a highway!;
tr97=Noruas says "Team%i(%s) sucks!";
tr98=Noruas says "Only Team%i(%s) can prevent forest fires. Too bad he's dead, Jim!";
tr99=Team%i(%s) didn't rethink his life with deathsticks!;
tr100=JACKPOT OF DEATH MESSAGE NUMBER 100! CONGRATS TOO Team%i(%s) !;
tr101=Congratulations Team%i(%s) , you have been outlawed by the pengiun clans!;
tr102=Knock Knock! Who's there? Team%i(%s) . Oh you, you just got owned!;
tr103=Team%i(%s) says "O Noruas, I love your mod, but I keep dying!";
tr104=Team%i(%s) was on the front lines of Alamo seige!;
tr105=Team%i(%s) is wondering why his death message isn't funny!;
tr106=UR DOIN IT WRONG!;
tr107=Team%i(%s) was looking for a way out, and he found it...;
tr108=Team%i(%s) should rethink his life!;
tr109=Team%i(%s) is offended by these clever messages, so he goes to his closet and cries like a little girl who has just been harassed by aliens!;
tr110=Team%i(%s) was shown how its done!;
tr111=Remember: Noruas is god, worship him, or you will be like Team%i(%s) !;
tr112=Team%i(%s) was playing with one hand.;
tr113=Noruas says "Give me donations and buy all my playsets and toys";
tr114=Team%i(%s) received his cable T.V. bills!;
tr115=Team%i(%s) took a Roaming Gnome vacation in hell!;
tr116=Team%i(%s) should give Noruas better death messages like this one!;
tr117=Team%i(%s) is wondering why he wasn't number one, mainly because he's not really aware!;
tr118=That wasn't funny, guys! People died!;
tr119=Team%i(%s) forgot to do his homework!;
tr120=Team%i(%s) lost his virginity... the hard way...;
tr121=Team%i(%s) didn't know what death sticks were...;
tr122=Team%i(%s) was playing like a Teletubby on crack!;
tr123=That's why you always get picked last, fatty mc. Team%i(%s);
tr124=Daddy, when I grow up, I want to be a penis!;

[bobthedinosaur]

Team%i(%s)'s girlfriend is bugging him to get the #$^% off the computer.;

[zwzsg]

Maybe it's right what I heard, that players shouldn't mix with devs & modders. Look how quickly they ruined kryzon's fun!

[kryzon]

Hey, not a problem! (it really is that much more practical to just post the entire lists anyway).

What does this one mean?

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"Team%i (%s) 01010011 01110101 01000011 01101011 01110011!"

Can't seem to translate that binary code.

EDIT: LoL, just used this thing and that binary sentence spells "SuCks". Creativity at it's best.

[TradeMark]

Nobody ever noticed this?
http://modinfo.adune.nl/?act=messages&MOD=ba681

Been there since it was made...

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Edit: i looped through all those 201 mods there, and took the unique messages from all mods, sorted them, and here they are:

Team%i (%s) 01010011 01110101 01000011 01101011 01110011!
Team%i (%s) A ete annihilee
Team%i (%s) A ete eradiquer
Team%i (%s) A ete liquidee
Team%i (%s) a mourru !
Team%i (%s) asked his father if he wanted sausage.
Team%i (%s) ate asphalt
Team%i (%s) ate at McDonald's.
Team%i (%s) ate his own liver.
Team%i (%s) became a nothingness.
Team%i (%s) became a pacifist.
Team%i (%s) became obsolete.
Team%i (%s) bit the big chalupa.
Team%i (%s) bit the dust
Team%i (%s) blew a fuse
Team%i (%s) bought it
Team%i (%s) bought the farm
Team%i (%s) c'est fait peter la gueule !!!
Team%i (%s) can't believe he died in this war.
Team%i (%s) can't believe it's not butter.
Team%i (%s) cashed out
Team%i (%s) checked out
Team%i (%s) childhood is now scarred forever.
Team%i (%s) choked on a gerbil
Team%i (%s) claims they accidentally self-destructed
Team%i (%s) confused the H2-O with H2-SO4
Team%i (%s) Congratulations , you have been outlawed by the pengiun clans!
Team%i (%s) contract ended on the Soap Channel.
Team%i (%s) could have won if he wanted to
Team%i (%s) couldn't even handle a few AKs
Team%i (%s) couldn't finance his 'vette
Team%i (%s) couldn't resist pushing the red button
Team%i (%s) could not resist the power of the Dark Side.
Team%i (%s) croaked
Team%i (%s) crumbled
Team%i (%s) Daddy, when I grow up, I want to be a penis!
Team%i (%s) declared war with radical FEMA workers.
Team%i (%s) didn't build enough LLTs
Team%i (%s) didn't eat his vegetables.
Team%i (%s) didn't fully close their microwave
Team%i (%s) didn't have the guts
Team%i (%s) didn't know that the sky was blue.
Team%i (%s) didn't know what death sticks were...
Team%i (%s) didn't let the wookie win.
Team%i (%s) didn't listen to the United States threats.
Team%i (%s) didn't make it
Team%i (%s) didn't rethink his life with deathsticks!
Team%i (%s) didn't run his boy
Team%i (%s) didn't see that one coming
Team%i (%s) didn't see the light.
Team%i (%s) didn't shoot first
Team%i (%s) didn't switch to Geico.
Team%i (%s) didn't wear their protective goggles
Team%i (%s) didnt even know what he was doing
Team%i (%s) did their part for global warming
Team%i (%s) Died: Timeout assumed.
Team%i (%s) discovered the meaning of death.
Team%i (%s) discovered the meaning of life.
Team%i (%s) divorced with Life.
Team%i (%s) drank too much diet coke and mentos.
Team%i (%s) dropped her cheese sandwich in the dilithium crystals
Team%i (%s) dropped his Duracell battery.
Team%i (%s) drowned in a toilet
Team%i (%s) elected John Kerry for President.
Team%i (%s) et terminer
Team%i (%s) F***S IN SKY!
Team%i (%s) failed
Team%i (%s) failed at the peace process
Team%i (%s) failed completely
Team%i (%s) fell down and couldn't get back up.
Team%i (%s) fell flat
Team%i (%s) fell into a diabetic coma.
Team%i (%s) fell short
Team%i (%s) fizzled out
Team%i (%s) flatlined
Team%i (%s) followed a null pointer
Team%i (%s) followed the white rabbit
Team%i (%s) forces have been exterminated
Team%i (%s) forces have gone to a better place
Team%i (%s) forgot about the safety on his dgun.
Team%i (%s) forgot their permission slip
Team%i (%s) forgot to check his horoscope
Team%i (%s) forgot to check their horoscope
Team%i (%s) forgot to do his homework!
Team%i (%s) forgot to pay his protection money
Team%i (%s) forgot to pay their protection money
Team%i (%s) forgot to take his invulnerability pills
Team%i (%s) forgot to turn off the gas
Team%i (%s) forgot to turn off the stove
Team%i (%s) forgot to wear clean underwear.
Team%i (%s) forgot what he was doing.
Team%i (%s) fought to the bitter end
Team%i (%s) found a way into the Q Continuum, but no way back
Team%i (%s) found out baths and toasters don't mix
Team%i (%s) found the candy.
Team%i (%s) found the path of least resistance.
Team%i (%s) girlfriend is cheating.
Team%i (%s) got a one-way ticket to Hell
Team%i (%s) got a terminal case of rust
Team%i (%s) got a visit from the mess-up fairy.
Team%i (%s) got BAH-LEETED!
Team%i (%s) got beamed into another dimension
Team%i (%s) got DELETED!
Team%i (%s) got his leg cought in the Jefferies tube
Team%i (%s) got hit by a comet
Team%i (%s) got it all fizzy.
Team%i (%s) got knocked off
Team%i (%s) got levelled
Team%i (%s) got lost in space
Team%i (%s) got pasted
Team%i (%s) got smeared
Team%i (%s) got stomped.
Team%i (%s) got taken down
Team%i (%s) got taken out
Team%i (%s) got taken to the mattresses
Team%i (%s) got their just reward
Team%i (%s) got toasted
Team%i (%s) got whacked
Team%i (%s) got whipped
Team%i (%s) had a face full of dgun salad.
Team%i (%s) had a major malfunction
Team%i (%s) had a mental meltdown.
Team%i (%s) had a mind so fine that no idea could violate it.
Team%i (%s) had a power outage of catastrophic proportions.
Team%i (%s) had better things to do
Team%i (%s) had his life changed forever by a tragic leg shaving accident.
Team%i (%s) has a sadomasochistic robot fetish.
Team%i (%s) has become Bantha fodder
Team%i (%s) has become one with the force
Team%i (%s) has become one with the Force
Team%i (%s) has been an inspiration to us all.
Team%i (%s) has been annihilated
Team%i (%s) has been assassinated.
Team%i (%s) has been brainfucked
Team%i (%s) has been burned for witchery
Team%i (%s) has been completely annihilated.
Team%i (%s) has been conquered
Team%i (%s) has been damaged beyond repair
Team%i (%s) has been decommissioned
Team%i (%s) has been defenestrated.
Team%i (%s) has been disassembled
Team%i (%s) has been discontinued
Team%i (%s) has been driven from the sector
Team%i (%s) has been eliminated
Team%i (%s) has been eradicated
Team%i (%s) has been exterminated
Team%i (%s) has been flashspaemed
Team%i (%s) has been liquidated
Team%i (%s) has been obliterated
Team%i (%s) has been officially owned
Team%i (%s) has been ousted
Team%i (%s) has been played out
Team%i (%s) has been shot
Team%i (%s) has been shot in the head.
Team%i (%s) has been shown the door
Team%i (%s) has been slain
Team%i (%s) has been spammed into oblivion
Team%i (%s) has been terminated
Team%i (%s) has been vanquished
Team%i (%s) has bowed out
Team%i (%s) has crossed the great divide
Team%i (%s) has decided to lose.
Team%i (%s) has expired
Team%i (%s) has fallen into a pit and died of starvation.
Team%i (%s) has gone to a better place
Team%i (%s) has gone to Commander Heaven.
Team%i (%s) has gone to Commander Hell.
Team%i (%s) has gone to hell
Team%i (%s) has gone to hide in his new hole.
Team%i (%s) has gone to robot heaven
Team%i (%s) has gone to that big hamster wheel in the sky.
Team%i (%s) has just been diagnosed with death.
Team%i (%s) has just started crying.
Team%i (%s) HAS JUST WON THE JACKPOT OF DEATH MESSAGE #200! CONGRADULATIONS!
Team%i (%s) has lagged.
Team%i (%s) has left the building
Team%i (%s) has left the scene
Team%i (%s) has passed on
Team%i (%s) has realized the folly of his ways
Team%i (%s) has retreated
Team%i (%s) has shown the signs of death.
Team%i (%s) has spilled on the floor.
Team%i (%s) has succumbed
Team%i (%s) has terminated
Team%i (%s) honored the code
Team%i (%s) inspired a new "Warning" label
Team%i (%s) inspired a new 'Warning' label
Team%i (%s) inspired a new Warning label
Team%i (%s) inspired a new Warning message
Team%i (%s) is, uh, just resting
Team%i (%s) is almost as bad a player as Caydr
Team%i (%s) is an ex-comm
Team%i (%s) is an obsolete design
Team%i (%s) is at one with the Force
Team%i (%s) is back on the menu, boys!
Team%i (%s) is dead, Jim
Team%i (%s) is defeated
Team%i (%s) is done for
Team%i (%s) is even more noob than Peet
Team%i (%s) is game over
Team%i (%s) is gg
Team%i (%s) is goin' to a dance pawty wit' Gawd!
Team%i (%s) is HISTORY!
Team%i (%s) is immortally challenged
Team%i (%s) is living-impaired
Team%i (%s) is lulz
Team%i (%s) is no longer with us
Team%i (%s) is offended by these clever messages, so he goes to his closet and cries like a little girl who has just been harassed by aliens!
Team%i (%s) is past tense
Team%i (%s) is permanently out of print
Team%i (%s) is pining for the fjords
Team%i (%s) is pushing up daisies
Team%i (%s) is put where my other dead friends are.
Team%i (%s) is Sleksa's best friend
Team%i (%s) is slowly cooling to room temperature
Team%i (%s) is toast
Team%i (%s) is wondering why he wasn't number one, mainly because he's not really aware!
Team%i (%s) is wondering why his death message isn't funny!
Team%i (%s) is worm food
Team%i (%s) JACKPOT OF DEATH MESSAGE NUMBER 100! CONGRATS TOO !
Team%i (%s) just became a few thousand degrees hotter
Team%i (%s) just got owned
Team%i (%s) just got pkked.
Team%i (%s) just got pwned, everyone laugh at him cause he is phail
Team%i (%s) just got T-Bagged.
Team%i (%s) just won the lottery... of death.
Team%i (%s) kernel OOPSed.
Team%i (%s) kicked the bucket
Team%i (%s) kicked the oxygen habit
Team%i (%s) kisses goats.
Team%i (%s) Knock Knock! Who's there? . Oh you, you just got owned!
Team%i (%s) last words were: I'm invincible
Team%i (%s) lived up to their reputation
Team%i (%s) logged out of the matrix.
Team%i (%s) lost alignment
Team%i (%s) lost his virginity... the hard way...
Team%i (%s) lost their marbles
Team%i (%s) lost their mojo
Team%i (%s) made like Jonnys pants, and split
Team%i (%s) made like Noize's pants, and split
Team%i (%s) mailed in their warranty card
Team%i (%s) married with Death.
Team%i (%s) met his fate while zoning out.
Team%i (%s) met their end
Team%i (%s) met up with Johnny Cash and Elvis on an island!
Team%i (%s) moved into upper management
Team%i (%s) must've been an Arm player.
Team%i (%s) must construct additional pylons
Team%i (%s) must have been a porcer.
Team%i (%s) needed more Flashspam!
Team%i (%s) needed to watch his Comm. Wait, should've expanded. Wait! Should've built some of those moving things with the guns on them!
Team%i (%s) needs toner
Team%i (%s) No. There is no try. Do or don?t do
Team%i (%s) Noruas is hot and sexy!
Team%i (%s) Noruas says "Give me donations and buy all my playsets and toys"
Team%i (%s) Noruas says "Only can prevent forest fires. Too bad he's dead, Jim!"
Team%i (%s) Noruas says "sucks!"
Team%i (%s) Obiwan says: "You should have used the force!"
Team%i (%s) only knew how to inhale.
Team%i (%s) paid the debt we all must pay
Team%i (%s) partied like a rock star.
Team%i (%s) passed its expiration date
Team%i (%s) PHAILED at life
Team%i (%s) plays too much deltasiegedry
Team%i (%s) probably didn't learn his/her lesson.
Team%i (%s) pulled the plug
Team%i (%s) pushed the red button
Team%i (%s) reached the end of their rope
Team%i (%s) really just shot himself in the foot.
Team%i (%s) received his cable T.V. bills!
Team%i (%s) remaindered
Team%i (%s) Remember: Noruas is god, worship him, or you will be like !
Team%i (%s) requires more Vespene Gas.
Team%i (%s) said goodbye in a different way
Team%i (%s) says "O Noruas, I love your mod, but I keep dying!"
Team%i (%s) shall plague the land no more
Team%i (%s) should've chosen Shadow Priest.
Team%i (%s) should've filed a coversheet on his TPS report.
Team%i (%s) should've gone with Cybran.
Team%i (%s) should've ragequit.
Team%i (%s) should've spammed wezel
Team%i (%s) should've tekked 2 krog
Team%i (%s) should better go back to Age Of Empires.
Team%i (%s) should better go back to Star Crapt.
Team%i (%s) should consider playing Command & Conquer professionally.
Team%i (%s) should give Noruas better death messages like this one!
Team%i (%s) should have considered early retirement.
Team%i (%s) should probably go back to Age Of Empires
Team%i (%s) should rethink his life!
Team%i (%s) should watch the replay to see where he went wrong
Team%i (%s) smoked too many chocolate bars.
Team%i (%s) spoke softly, but forgot their big stick
Team%i (%s) Spok would say "fascinating"
Team%i (%s) suffered a quantum-phase-inducer-photon-interchange-conduit-warp-resonance-integrity-breach-failure-cascade-pulse.
Team%i (%s) The Oil Companies were succesful getting rid of !
Team%i (%s) thought he could fly.......he was very disappointed.
Team%i (%s) thought Inuyasha was cool.
Team%i (%s) thought the Backstreet Boys are cool
Team%i (%s) thought there was an alternative to fighting
Team%i (%s) took a dirt nap
Team%i (%s) took a nap and never woke up!
Team%i (%s) took a Roaming Gnome vacation in hell!
Team%i (%s) took a voyage to six feet under.
Team%i (%s) took one for the team.
Team%i (%s) took the escape pod
Team%i (%s) took the wrong pill!
Team%i (%s) tried and failed
Team%i (%s) tried hard
Team%i (%s) tried to date the sun
Team%i (%s) tried to hug a moving tree!
Team%i (%s) Trogdor strikes again.
Team%i (%s) UR DOIN IT WRONG!
Team%i (%s) walked home alone tonight on a highway!
Team%i (%s) walked into a gay bar.
Team%i (%s) walked the plank
Team%i (%s) wanted to lose.
Team%i (%s) wanted to quit, but he died before then.
Team%i (%s) was, in fact, the droid you're looking for.
Team%i (%s) was abo!_/"?&()@!NO CARRIER
Team%i (%s) was about to ragequit anyway
Team%i (%s) was all out of bubblegum.
Team%i (%s) was annihilated.
Team%i (%s) was asking for it.
Team%i (%s) was at the bottom of the food chain.
Team%i (%s) was beamed up
Team%i (%s) was beamed up by the aliens.
Team%i (%s) was beaten back to the age of -21.
Team%i (%s) was beaten back to the age of War Crapt.
Team%i (%s) was being stupid.
Team%i (%s) was brought to ruin
Team%i (%s) was careless
Team%i (%s) was cast down
Team%i (%s) was converted to nuclear waste
Team%i (%s) was crushed by Santa's Jolly Boots of Doom.
Team%i (%s) was cut short
Team%i (%s) was defaced.
Team%i (%s) was defeated, but the soul still burns
Team%i (%s) was dominated
Team%i (%s) was eaten by zombies
Team%i (%s) was eliminated
Team%i (%s) was emo
Team%i (%s) was forfeit
Team%i (%s) was gibbed
Team%i (%s) was gunned down by angry circus people
Team%i (%s) was head humped by headcrabs.
Team%i (%s) was helpless before the onslaught
Team%i (%s) was just going easy on you
Team%i (%s) was kicked by Chuck Norris.
Team%i (%s) was laid to burnination
Team%i (%s) was left behind
Team%i (%s) was looking for a way out, and he found it...
Team%i (%s) wasn't nice to the other kids.
Team%i (%s) wasn't taking it to the limit!
Team%i (%s) was not good enough
Team%i (%s) was obliterated.
Team%i (%s) was on the front lines of Alamo seige!
Team%i (%s) was outclassed
Team%i (%s) was playing like a Teletubby on crack!
Team%i (%s) was playing with bears.
Team%i (%s) was playing with one hand.
Team%i (%s) was pwned
Team%i (%s) was pwned by Noruas's uber death messages.
Team%i (%s) was reincarnated as a rolling poop beatle!
Team%i (%s) was rendered inert
Team%i (%s) was resolute to the end
Team%i (%s) was running too much.
Team%i (%s) was sent back to their manufacturer
Team%i (%s) was sent to purgatory!
Team%i (%s) was shown how its done!
Team%i (%s) was sitting too close to a campfire eating beans.
Team%i (%s) was snuffed out
Team%i (%s) was splattered
Team%i (%s) was steamrolled
Team%i (%s) was stomped to a fine paste
Team%i (%s) was taken out of production
Team%i (%s) was the potato in a meatgrinder.
Team%i (%s) was the train that never could.
Team%i (%s) was unworthy of continued existence
Team%i (%s) was wrapped in tuna fish and dropped into a pit of starving cats.
Team%i (%s) waves goodbye.
Team%i (%s) wears a red shirt.
Team%i (%s) went on to the bonus round
Team%i (%s) went up in flames
Team%i (%s) Who died again? I forget.
Team%i (%s) will be missed.
Team%i (%s) will fight another day
Team%i (%s) will find details in their infolog.txt.
Team%i (%s) will go home feet first
Team%i (%s) will meet Admiral Kirk in Nexus
Team%i (%s) will never come back
Team%i (%s) will not buy this record, it is scratched
Team%i (%s) will sleep with the fishes
Team%i (%s) wins at life^-1.
Team%i (%s) won't be bothering you anymore, m'ame
Team%i (%s) wonders if the other guys HAX.
Team%i (%s) You must be wondering where the punch line is?
Team%i (%s) ZOMG, died, sucks to be you.
team%i@kp.net~> slay %s
That's why you always get picked last, fatty mc. Team%i(%s)
Team%i (%s) That wasn't funny, guys! People died!
The Borg has assimilated Team%i(%s)!
The Cylons have found Team%i(%s)!
The fire within fueled the end of Team%i(%s).

Total 403 messages.

Edit: I reformatted all messages into same format (few exceptions) + added all other messages above my post in this and reformatted them too. (notice there are "bugs" because not all messages had those %i %s stuff in them, i just didnt care)

IMO its better when there are only few death messages =P

[kryzon]

Thanks for that initiative, TradeMark.