Beginning programming

Boirunner · Post by **Boirunner** » 19 Jan 2009, 23:28

dragon45 uses goto

Dragon45 · Post by **Dragon45** » 20 Jan 2009, 08:01

boirunner doesn't know the difference between a binary tree and a b-tree

Dragon45 · Post by **Dragon45** » 20 Jan 2009, 08:02

boirunner didnt know the difference between P and PSPACE

Boirunner · Post by **Boirunner** » 20 Jan 2009, 15:08

dragon45 thinks al gore invented dynamic programming

Boirunner · Post by **Boirunner** » 20 Jan 2009, 15:10

dragon45 uses pascal.h

#define procedure void
#define then
#define is
#define not !=
#define begin {
#define end }

smoth · Post by **smoth** » 20 Jan 2009, 15:39

you guys.

Dragon45 · Post by **Dragon45** » 20 Jan 2009, 19:53

boirunner is so dumb, he thinks muticore programming is hard because you have to rewrite the program for each core

Dragon45 · Post by **Dragon45** » 20 Jan 2009, 19:54

all of boirunner's C++ and Java code can be written more elegantly and expressively in brainfuck

Boirunner · Post by **Boirunner** » 22 Jan 2009, 15:40

dragon45 thinks strict typing means he'll get a slap if he makes typos

Boirunner · Post by **Boirunner** » 22 Jan 2009, 15:43

dragon45 thinks serialization has to do with breakfast food

Dragon45 · Post by **Dragon45** » 23 Jan 2009, 21:14

boirunner calls his local weatherman when he wants to build something in the cloud

Dragon45 · Post by **Dragon45** » 23 Jan 2009, 21:15

boirunner doesn't buy O'Reilly books because he doesn't want to support fox news

MidKnight · Post by **MidKnight** » 23 Jan 2009, 21:21

Boirunner wrote:dragon45 uses goto

Boirunner uses gota!
why i think that's funny, nobody, including me, shall ever know

Boirunner · Post by **Boirunner** » 24 Jan 2009, 19:24

dragon45 gets hungry when people talk about bytes

Boirunner · Post by **Boirunner** » 24 Jan 2009, 19:27

dragon45 gets horny when people talk about strings

Dragon45 · Post by **Dragon45** » 24 Jan 2009, 21:41

boirunner gets out his paddle when people start talking about upstream speeds

Dragon45 · Post by **Dragon45** » 24 Jan 2009, 21:41

boirunner thinks that if it was meant to be easily readable, it wouldn't be called 'code'

Boirunner · Post by **Boirunner** » 25 Jan 2009, 12:37

dragon45 thinks singleton is short for one metric ton

Boirunner · Post by **Boirunner** » 25 Jan 2009, 12:39

dragon45 buys a condom when people talk about mono

Snipawolf · Post by **Snipawolf** » 26 Jan 2009, 06:15

This is actually pretty pathetic for you two, you should be ashamed. Really, I thought you guys could troll better.

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