Olympics?

[Crayfish]

http://100thofasecond.com/

Conspiracy, hoooooooo!

Damn, I thought it was going to be about him being a shape changing amphibian-reptile thing.

[hunterw]

If it was true that everthing in some way capable of seeing (thats pretty much what the teory says) saw Michael Phelps getting there second placed there would have been a lot of ruckus and claims of cheating on the midia already...

the same media that ensured that he won?

:tinfoil:

[Elkvis]

I hear that the Chinese athletes are not getting drug tested...

*tinfoil*


No really... but not necessarily from a reputable news source.

[Defyant]

It's true from what I know, Elkvis. It's pretty lame.

[REVENGE]

@ Revenge: If you want to state that he is Genedoping - and that´s a new generation of Doping, i agree.. maybee we can get him to sing a Song about Syringes&Epo in Addition while swimming or running on the Water...if somebody is this doped, you need to abuse it as fast as you can... never know when he might collaps...

PS: For shure he will win the 200 Meters Coffinrace..

Were you being sarcastic? I mean, is genedoping really doable at this point?

EDIT: Ok, so they've done animal trials...but a 50% average decrease in life expectancy? Give me a break...

[PicassoCT]

@ Revenge: If you want to state that he is Genedoping - and that´s a new generation of Doping, i agree.. maybee we can get him to sing a Song about Syringes&Epo in Addition while swimming or running on the Water...if somebody is this doped, you need to abuse it as fast as you can... never know when he might collaps...

PS: For shure he will win the 200 Meters Coffinrace..

Were you being sarcastic? I mean, is genedoping really doable at this point?

EDIT: Ok, so they've done animal trials...but a 50% average decrease in life expectancy? Give me a break...

Have you ever read what Epo doese to Bicycler DRivers (@ Tour de France is famous for its skyhigh Hämokrit-values)- some of the had Syrup Blood. Thrombose always waiting to give you one last break. There are dangers, and they accept it, willingly, like fanatics of all kind have it, century over century.

[manored]

If it was true that everthing in some way capable of seeing (thats pretty much what the teory says) saw Michael Phelps getting there second placed there would have been a lot of ruckus and claims of cheating on the midia already...

the same media that ensured that he won?

:tinfoil:

There isnt just one :)

[Panda]

@ Revenge: If you want to state that he is Genedoping - and that´s a new generation of Doping, i agree.. maybee we can get him to sing a Song about Syringes&Epo in Addition while swimming or running on the Water...if somebody is this doped, you need to abuse it as fast as you can... never know when he might collaps...

PS: For shure he will win the 200 Meters Coffinrace..

Were you being sarcastic? I mean, is genedoping really doable at this point?

EDIT: Ok, so they've done animal trials...but a 50% average decrease in life expectancy? Give me a break...

Have you ever read what Epo doese to Bicycler DRivers (@ Tour de France is famous for its skyhigh Hämokrit-values)- some of the had Syrup Blood. Thrombose always waiting to give you one last break. There are dangers, and they accept it, willingly, like fanatics of all kind have it, century over century.

I think that cross-country bicyclers are awesome!

[REVENGE]

I thought the issue of genedoping was directly injecting EPO vs. doping your genes to produce EPO?

I'm not saying it isn't possible, but I don't think any country would have athletes or scientists stupid enough to use our current technology to try to do so.

Well...but then again, I have to remind myself about the GDR atheletic program during the 80s, and all the behind the scenes doping that turned their women athletes into men...

*shudder*

[manored]

Dont forget: there is ALWAYS somebody stupid enough :)

[PicassoCT]

And remember if you do Labwork, Apes have lobby, Mice have a Lobby, even Rats are protected, but Athlethes.. well they want it that way, they will pay and denie it till the very end..

But i think, the Problem is not some Good Sportgod on Speed, more the comon Doper like you and me in the Gymn. And now the funny thing, Testosteron works both ways, it gives Woman beards (some of them can go zz-top without synth Hormons.. Wilkinson for the lulz and broad shoulders, but also (if taken by man) rise your Testosteronlevel so high, that your natural (now workless) producers (Testicles are good for something ) start to shrink... so the Gymn made you a Brute, giantic, muscleswelling Eunuch.. welcome to the Testicle Cancer Club ...

Remember the Guy with the Tits from FightClub?


Panda, don´t try to derail a ugly subject into a beautifull direction (and cross country cylcing is nice, but walking you can see more of the Landscape ) this is the net, this has to get worser before it gets better!

[pharoph]

so heres my theory....

the guy that won 8 medals or so was grown in a genitic lab.
also the other athlets are taking drugs to inhance there preformance that cannot be found in normal drug tests.
and finally the chinse people are not being drug tested.

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YYYYEEEEAAAAHHHHH

[manored]

I heard that Michael Phelps was built by nasa :)

[pharoph]

I heard that Michael Phelps was built by nasa :)

na i thing its more of a goverment operation. secret files. the media doesnt know about it. all that stuff.

[rattle]

you ufcking queer conspirtacy fag

[Noruas]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rbTtOm9FJo

[pharoph]

THIS IS A HAPPY PLACE :D

[PicassoCT]

you ufcking queer conspirtacy fag

I sense a Conspiracy to surpress Conspiracy Theorys ... Rational Ranter... you.. you.. you Newman you...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OldToIF5ZGs

[manored]

I sense a conspiracy to prevent a conspiracy from suppresing conspiracy teories.

[PicassoCT]

I Sense a Conspiracy to prevent a Conspiracy Theory from making sense on a CON dedicated to-Piracy..

That´s the great Thing about the Net, somewhere out there, there is a moronmad, lunatic Conspiracy Zealot, thinking you guilty for not thinking so- and he can find you... Thx Google Earth, thx Google, thx ICQ.

I support the Traditional Conspiracys wich were there before the Net, those are the real Thing, cloaked Hoods, burning Money, wheatcircle Dances whole Nights long, training Apes to comit antihuman Racistic Violence to unknown bystanders, selling Penisimplants to controlling the Male Population of the world by inbuilt wireless explosives, stealing flowers from Graveyards and reselling them, the funny thing about Conspiring is that nothing that you have to do, has to make sense, it´s almost invisible Punk, expect that a load of other idiots will work pretty hard to fit your Actions into there world domination Plan..



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