Olympics?

[Noruas]

I didnt see this topic so i thought I would start it.

http://phelpssaiyan.ytmnd.com/
Broke records left and right and won 4 gold medals at least.

[TheRegisteredOne]

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[[Krogoth86]]

Lol...

Well when watching him getting some of his later gold medals I really hoped he gets tested for doping as he shows enormous skills which are outstanding - in that final I'm talking about he had several body-lengths advance in comparison to the rest which were "about" the same height. Together with the fact that some athletes skip certain disciplines to be able to give their best that's quite amazing...

If he wasn't doped everyone should adapt his training procedures...

[Imperium]

I'm quietly celebrating the fact that GB is currently 'best of the rest' >_>

I'm sure it won't last!

[rattle]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... 565935.ece
yo

[Comp1337]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... 566568.ece
She was banned from singing due to being too ugly
Oh god i almost died of laughter

[SwiftSpear]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... 566568.ece
She was banned from singing due to being too ugly
Oh god i almost died of laughter

That article is horrendously mean... I mean, I giggled, but I'm a huge asshole...

[Panda]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... 565935.ece
yo

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... 566568.ece
She was banned from singing due to being too ugly
Oh god i almost died of laughter

Poor little girl. I think she's a cute kid and shouldn't have been banned.

[Dragon45]

michael phelps is a fucking STUD

fuck what a baller

and i lol'ed at the video

[pharoph]

go granny, go!

ps: New Zealand finaly won some medals, thank god!

[BaNa]

The big drama in Hungary about the Olympics is that we haven't won a gold yet this year, and we usually have a few by this time. Everybody is very serious about it. I couldn't give 2 shits.

[REVENGE]

Phelp's genetics are the kind of combinations you see once every couple of generations.

NBC said that apparently, his heart can pump on average twice as much blood per minute as the average person.

That, combined with his other physical attributes, give him an advantage you cannot buy.

[PicassoCT]

@ Revenge: If you want to state that he is Genedoping - and that´s a new generation of Doping, i agree.. maybee we can get him to sing a Song about Syringes&Epo in Addition while swimming or running on the Water...if somebody is this doped, you need to abuse it as fast as you can... never know when he might collaps...

PS: For shure he will win the 200 Meters Coffinrace..

[Dragon45]

phelps just isnt human
his hands are as big as dinner plates, he has size 14 feet, and a bizarrely elongated torso
he also has a massive wing span (12, 14 feet IIRC)

[Crayfish]

According to wikipedia, he also has hyperextendible ankles that let his (large) feet act like flippers. The guy was just born to swim.

Also eats 12,000 (!) kcal per day. That's like... four 14" meat feast pizzas. Lucky guy.

[bobwrit]

He say's he's going to try it again in londen. It would be amazing if he did it again there.

[Panda]

Phelp's genetics are the kind of combinations you see once every couple of generations.

NBC said that apparently, his heart can pump on average twice as much blood per minute as the average person.

That, combined with his other physical attributes, give him an advantage you cannot buy.

Good for him. I'm sure he still had to devote all of his time to practicing in order to reach his goals.

Athletes like that really don't really get to do much else.

Olympic gymnasts have to start training from when they are small children, are often home schooled and spend the rest of their time concentrating on gymnastics, eating, and sleeping properly and can only do gymnastics until they reach a certain age. After that, they probably start some other career or go back to school.

[fc14159]

phelps just isnt human
his hands are as big as dinner plates, he has size 14 feet, and a bizarrely elongated torso
he also has a massive wing span (12, 14 feet IIRC)

He has a wingspan of 6'7" while being 6'4" tall.

[Imperium]

http://100thofasecond.com/

Conspiracy, hoooooooo!

[manored]

If it was true that everthing in some way capable of seeing (thats pretty much what the teory says) saw Michael Phelps getting there second placed there would have been a lot of ruckus and claims of cheating on the midia already...