The light-blue box

[manored]

I suddently felt the urge to write a comic and nosense story, and here is the first chapter:

THE LIGHT-BLUE BOX

1. I WANNA MY LIGHT-BLUE BOX

A man, that we are going to call just "The man", went down the stairway and exited in a long chamber, actually so long there was no telling where it ended. It wasnt very large or tall tough, and it was divided by the middle by reception desks that extended thenselfes towards the infinity. The man also noticed that the door he has used wasnt the single one, there was a pretty much infinite number of other doors that ended in that same room, in both sides and a lot of spacing between then. What caught most of the man's attention tough was the variety of things that were moving around, because most of then were things he would not espect to move around or even to exist. He looked down at the note he had in his hand, where there was only writen "@". He noticed that ever desk had a little plaque with a number, but @ was nowhere to be seen. He went to one of the desks, not before having a little discussion with the carpet about "who had moved upon/under who", and then He asked the willow before him:
-Where is my navy-blue box?
-Do you have a number sir?
-No, I have a @
-I am sorry sir, but I only attend the number §
-That is not a number
-No? That explains a lot
-Well... where can I find someone who will attend me?
-That way- said the willow, winhout moving a single of his multitude of branches.
-Wich way?
-That way!
-What way is what way?
-Ah, its that way
-Hum, could you point the way to me?
-Sure.
...
...
...
-Then?
-Then what?
-Arent you going to point the way to me?
-I am!
-No you arent"
-Off course I am! Cant you see my branch clearly pointing?
-Wich one?
-The thinner one.
-And that would be...
-This one.
...
-Ah, I got it now! Thanks for the advice!
-You are welcome.
The man got away from the willow and started walking in a randow direction certain of that the willow would warn him if he was going to the wrong direction. Unhappyfull willows dont have eyes, so the man went in the wrong direction.



I hope thats funny, its hard to tell then you are the one writing it :)

[manored]

If I am a failure on comedy I would like to be warned of that :)

[Elkvis]

*tumbleweed*

[pharoph]

whats a willow? *tumbleweed stampeed*

[manored]

Its a tree with a lot of tiny branches. Well I only hope I failed hard enough for my failure to be fun :)