Caydr: A chronicle of attempted drunkenness.

[Archangel of Death]

I'm guessing something happened shortly after his first 13 minutes of victory... I await hearing what it was with great expectancy.

[RogerN]

I saw a study which showed that many people will act drunk when drinking with a group... even if their beverages are secretly replaced with non-alcoholic drinks. Apparently they just want a reason to act like idiots.

[Caydr]

With great displeasure I announce:

Exactly as last time, I became virtually immobilized, but otherwise sober. Seriously, I was playing Advance Wars on my DS and kicking ass, but not able to... you know... move... just because my head hurt too much if I did. What a waste of a night. No hangover though.

In total:

2 overflowing shots of Jack Daniels
1 Labatt Maximum Ice
1 Lakeport Honey
2 more overflowing shots of Jack Daniels
1 Alexander Keith's
1 Kokanee

In that order. (edit: But then again, perhaps it wasn't in that order now that I read my previous posts.)

Don't think I'll try for getting drunk again, doesn't look like it works on me.

[SwiftSpear]

I find mixing usually kills you. Anyways, I got drunk last night and thoroughly enjoyed it, so meh, too bad for you.

[Caydr]

I guess I'm just *sighs loudly* too macho.

[Peet]

Tomorrow's activities: Caydr tries E.

[rattle]

Insta chavdr - just add E (mixed with some white lightning)

[manored]

Advanced wars rock. Hard to believe someone can do all that complex, and, in larger maps, headaching planning while drunk to the point of immobility tough :)

[I2:Isaacment_Day]

caydr does pcp and kills 14 police officers

[Cabbage]

Better top him up with some special K then..

[I2:Isaacment_Day]

Caydr: A chronicle of acid

whoa, wait man. what if we got in that taxi and pretended to be dead. like, whoa, it would ruin that guys life. like, fuck, he'd think we were dead and it would ruin his shit. he wouldnt know what the fuck to do,

[Caydr]

I've got better things to spend my money on than drugs.

For instance, lasers.

[Cabbage]

Drugs blow lasers right out the water!

[SwiftSpear]

Ya, but you can attach lazers to sharks. With drugs, all it does is ruin them.

[rattle]

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(go KDR)

[Keithus]

Your plan had a fatal flaw, you were drinking beer. It only waters things down.

Next time you do something like this, don't eat anything that day, and keep to things that are at least 20%.

Generally, beer is impossible to get drunk off (well wasted is probably a better description), unless snorkeled. You need something above 20%, and large amounts of it in a very short amount of time.

[SwiftSpear]

Your plan had a fatal flaw, you were drinking beer. It only waters things down.

Next time you do something like this, don't eat anything that day, and keep to things that are at least 20%.

Generally, beer is impossible to get drunk off (well wasted is probably a better description), unless snorkeled. You need something above 20%, and large amounts of it in a very short amount of time.

I drink rarely enough that beer does a pretty good job for me.

[Cabbage]

Your plan had a fatal flaw, you were drinking beer. It only waters things down.

Next time you do something like this, don't eat anything that day, and keep to things that are at least 20%.

Generally, beer is impossible to get drunk off (well wasted is probably a better description), unless snorkeled. You need something above 20%, and large amounts of it in a very short amount of time.

Nonsense, ofc its easy to get pissed drinking beer, you may go to the loo alot, but you dont pee out all the alcohol. Maybe you've been drinking american light beer?

[rattle]

Just drink it fast and on an empty stomach. And drink lots of it.
Though to get pissed I'd drink something else because beer turns you into a blubber whale

[I2:Isaacment_Day]

unless you have trouble finishing a beer in like an hour then its pretty easy to get drunk off beer!