I had a Baby!

[PicassoCT]

So, now lets start with the Indoctrination - anybody having a Spring-T-Shirt, Corepampers and well, we need a Toycomander. SO if Spring will still exist in about 18 years, we will see the first female spring fanatic...

Remember, it is all for the good of the Country!

[Roflcopter]

Whoa, congrats!
This post made me feel happier inside, I don't know exactly why though.

[SinbadEV]

She better not be sharing birthdays with me!

April 2nd (4/2)

[pharoph]

thats not the worst parts... its when he acutaly has an attitude and starts running around the house. then you haft to learn how to be a proper parent. one tip, pay him respect when he grows up, then he wont become a hobo or a murderer.

[ralphie]

you should have added June to the end of her name to ensure she hates you forever

[Felix the Cat]

Congrats!

Is April Mae her first name or first + middle names? I really like the name.

[Dragon45]

Congrats mate!

I know I drove my parents nuts when I was a little(r) bugger, may the same happen with your son

[Pxtl]

you should have added June to the end of her name to ensure she hates you forever

*headslap* I didn't even notice that until you hung a lampshade on it like that.

Fsck, Sinbad, you're an evil, evil man.

[Erom]

Congrats on the larva, man. Best of luck with parenting and all the best to the little one.

[manored]

Just noticed that her birthday is just one day after the fools day. Now you have a excuse to always make her surprise birthday parties :)

[Sheekel]

definitely need to get her a toy commander arm or core is your choice just make sure she takes care of it

[Columbus]

Give her the core commander, it has a little skirt, or atleast had...

[I2:Isaacment_Day]

YOUR
BABY
SUCKS

[SinbadEV]

YOUR
BABY
SUCKS

Yes. In fact she is doing so right now... like a little leech... I don't even think my wife has any colostrum left and the thing holds on like a passionate octopus.

I am glad I am not a woman.

[Dragon45]

Yep, breastfeeding is supposed to really hurt the woman.

[PicassoCT]

?
Little Oxdozyn has never hurt anyone - and as long as they don´t bite..

[manored]

That might be why kids are born winhout tooth :)

[Wolf-In-Exile]

Congrats man! Cute kid! :D

*coughloln00bcough*

Congrats on the larva, man.

"We require more vespene gas."

[Caydr]

(well... my wife did most of the work I suppose)

7 pounds 15 ounce baby girl named April Mae (she's less then 24 hours old and she's being fussy so I'm typing while rocking her back to sleep... I think it's gas.)

Images to follow

April ****ing Mae? Get the idea from Phoenix Wright by any chance?

[BlackLiger]

Congrats