Goatse and you

[PicassoCT]

How about a little Challenge? Imagine Grandpa Goatse sitting in his dippars in the Wheelchair and explaining - under wich heroic circumstances - IT - howthehell happened.

Me first. Person to Explain:
Doctor:

Well, you see doc, back in those Days, we at the NASA had planned a Mission for Uranus- when those dyscalculating Rocketengineers built the Spaceship to small, with not enough Storageroom. And when they were about to abort the Mission, i hereoically voluntered and said: "Sir, there is still unused Storagespaceleft-" and that way i came to see Space... butt that is another Story..

[Zoombie]

Oh ya, I'm not saying people like you don't exist. But it seems that the majority of people can now admit they have in the past entertained themself by watching people eat and vomit poo and chop their nuts off with a hatchet.

Well, I've entertained myself by reading about the world blowing up/ending on no less than fifty different ways.

Gross, horrible things happen in fiction...

But they're less gross than when they're real...

I kinda lost where I was going with this.

[PicassoCT]

Well, thats the Net - most people bought a Ticket for the Theater (promising a nice Show with Artists, free Music & Animals) and entered the Circux Maximus unprepared...

However, just having seen it, doesen´t mean you felt entertained by it. i have to admit, i crtl+w those Tabs instantly.

However, i know someone who worked on a farm - and another Guy who did Fireman - both sometimes have bloody work to do - and there are always "pretty" normal passerbys standing there to watch, may it be birth or death. I guess it is just - sort of silent relieve, not having to go through such a situation yourself.

PS: That and a sort of Survivors Guilt..

[I2:Isaacment_Day]

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