In soviet russia...

[rattle]

http://sneezl.com/only-in-russia/

[Comp1337]

My russian friend sent those and more to me some time ago

[Gota]

I laughed so hard.Maybe cause it was late in the night but i laughed so hard...

**added**
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5ZCmD_0 ... re=related
i htink its after a wedding since it roughly says "wedding footage".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mzpa-q_H ... re=related

[yuritch]

Have you seen this? They claim it's a Russian course for English-speaking people, and its contents are lol-causing like nothing else (at least for an actual Russian, that is).
Click links on the right side on the page in order, they point to scanned pages from that book.

[rattle]

Hahaha hilarious.

[tombom]

http://everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=608757

Do you study?
Yes, sir, I attempts to translate of french by portuguese.
Do you know already the principal grammars rules?
I am appleed my self at to learn its by heart.
Do speak french alwais?
Some times; though I flay it yet.
You jest, you does express you self very well.

[Complicated]

O_o;

[k.haos_girl]

wtf just happend to the architect of those doors and windows?

[kiki]

Um soviet russia happened to him, or actually he happened to soviet russya?

[rattle]

He got either promoted or drunk.