Riddles

[manored]

I fell like inventing riddles, I will start with an easy one:

"Who is it that watches your ever move, your ever tough, your ever travel to the bathroom?"

Solve

[SwiftSpear]

the great spaghetti monster!

[Peet]

I do, because I'm in control of the soviet US government alien brain laser satellites, capable of penetrating all but the thickest tinfoil hats.

[rattle]

your mother cause it turns her on

[Michilus_nimbus]

It's green, and it goes down slopes really fast. What is it?
Answer:a skiwi!

[I2:Isaacment_Day]

It's green, and it goes down slopes really fast. What is it?
Answer:a skiwi!

a big old dick

[I2:Isaacment_Day]

I fell like inventing riddles, I will start with an easy one:

"Who is it that watches your ever move, your ever tough, your ever travel to the bathroom?"

Solve

your stupid father

[Das Bruce]

It's green, and it goes down slopes really fast. What is it?
Answer:a skiwi!

Kiwi's are brown fool.

[Boirunner]

your mother cause it turns her on

the best possible answer

[MightySheep]

Short Hard Riddles

8. What English word retains the same pronunciation, even after you take away four of its five letters?

9. If I say "Everything I tell you is a lie," am I telling you the truth or a lie?

10. What work can a painter never quite finish?

11. Why wasn't Bertha put in jail after killing dozens of people?

12. Why wasn't John able to take a photo of his mother with curlers?

13. If there are three cups of sugar and you take one away, how many do you have?

14. What has a mouth but can't chew?

15. How many letters are in the alphabet?

16. What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

17. What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?

18. Food can help me survive, but water will kill me. What am I?

19. Take away the whole and some still remains. What is it?

20. What stinks when living and smells good when dead?

21. When is it bad luck to meet a white cat?

22. If it has a quart capacity, how many pennies can you put into a empty piggy bank?


i got these dumbass riddles from a website i cant make sense of any of them

[Boirunner]

i got these dumbass riddles from a website i cant make sense of any of them

If you can't solve any of these you are probably borderline retarded.

[manored]

WOW! Cant believe nobody solved it yet... its so easy! This forum is either filled with idiots or with a diferent breed of idiots! :)

[Machiosabre]

i got these dumbass riddles from a website i cant make sense of any of them

If you can't solve any of these you are probably borderline retarded.

Hint Hint

[manored]

21. When is it bad luck to meet a white cat?

Then that cat has a miniature nuclear bomb attached to his back set to explode in 1 second!

Im not borderline retarded :)

[AF]

Margaret Thatcher

[Zoy64]

What has a mouth but can't chew?
a river

How many letters are in the alphabet?
11 ("the alphabet" has 11 letters)

Food can help me survive, but water will kill me. What am I?
fire

Take away the whole and some still remains. What is it?
Swiss Cheese

What stinks when living and smells good when dead?
a skunk

am i right?

[Machiosabre]

what makes you think a dead skunks smells good?

[Comp1337]

your mom

[manored]

I will give a tip: Its not your mother, not your father and since the existance of god is a discutible matter not god either...

[tombom]

it's you