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Dragon45
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Fingernail/keybaord

Post by Dragon45 »

So i tend to chew my finger nails a lot,
and i'll semi-frequently notice one of my keys gets stuck or moves really badly when im rpessing it

every time i pop it off, i ntice that theres a section of fingernail stuck under it

so i remove it and the keys work fine agian
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clericvash
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Post by clericvash »

that was, the most gross read all day. well done, haha
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rattle
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Post by rattle »

You're not alone, one of these fuckers blocked my spacebar like four days ago. Although I cut them. Should've stolen one of these waterproof keyboards when I was working at a hospital.
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SwiftSpear
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Post by SwiftSpear »

Keyboards collect the nastiest crap on earth. Turning them upside down is just a hair above suicide.
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rattle
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Post by rattle »

Haha yeah. My last one had pudding remains, cherry tomato stains, lots of hair, lots of icky greasy stuff and tons of crumbs and what ever else. A paradise for bacteria.
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Post by Snipawolf »

rattle wrote:Haha yeah. My last one had pudding remains, cherry tomato stains, lots of hair, lots of icky greasy stuff and tons of crumbs and what ever else. A paradise for bacteria.
Jesus...

The last time I did that I merely had like 2 pounds of dust O___o
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Muzic
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Post by Muzic »

My friends keyboard has a fucking cum stain..

My keyboard is pretty clean with just some dust and misc particles.
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Ishach
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Post by Ishach »

my keyboard has like a whole handful of flour underneath the keys

and so much spilled beer im suprised it works
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FLOZi
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Post by FLOZi »

My keyboard has flat, laptop style keys. I find it stays cleaner than my old one.

Still has the occasional beer/coffee/tea/semen stain though, naturally.

And the paint is wearing off the keys, I swear I have abnormally acidic finger sweat or something. :(
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Post by MetalSkin »

Hmm... my keyboard not only has the usual crap under the keys, but now the paint is starting to wear off and the light is starting to shine out around the edges of the keys.... The G15's sure look nice and are good in low light conditions, however a bit they tend to wear out.
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Dragon45
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Post by Dragon45 »

Muzic wrote:My friends keyboard has a fucking cum stain..
just how you like it, eh



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rattle
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Post by rattle »

Hahah... so who's got pubes in theirs?
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Re: Fingernail/keybaord

Post by Boirunner »

Dragon45 wrote:uɐıƃɐ ǝuıɟ ʞɹoʍ sʎǝʞ ǝɥʇ puɐ ʇı ǝʌoɯǝɹ ı os

ʇı ɹǝpun ʞɔnʇs lıɐuɹǝƃuıɟ ɟo uoıʇɔǝs ɐ sǝɹǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʇ ǝɔıʇu ı 'ɟɟo ʇı dod ı ǝɯıʇ ʎɹǝʌǝ

ʇı ƃuıssǝdɹ ɯı uǝɥʍ ʎlpɐq ʎllɐǝɹ sǝʌoɯ ɹo ʞɔnʇs sʇǝƃ sʎǝʞ ʎɯ ɟo ǝuo ǝɔıʇou ʎlʇuǝnbǝɹɟ-ıɯǝs ll,ı puɐ
'ʇol ɐ slıɐu ɹǝƃuıɟ ʎɯ ʍǝɥɔ oʇ puǝʇ ı os
haha you suck
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