My impression of the latest Harry Potter Book

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Relative
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My impression of the latest Harry Potter Book

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HARRY DOESN'T DIE!!!!!

Warning! The above text contains major spoilers.
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Post by Relative »

It's actually true. The entire book was leaked online about two days ago onto pirate bay.
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Ishach wrote:User banned for avoiding ban
User banned for pretending to be moderator.

O SHI-
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Well, at least that pesky owl gets fucked.
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Post by TradeMark »

omfg why did you tell this to me omg now its no fun at all to read the book when i know what happened in it omg cry
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Post by rattle »

HARRY POTTER WILL HAVE THREE KIDS (all adopted) WITH THAT HOT RED HEAD BOY WHAT EVER HIS BLOODY NAME WAS!

PS: SPOILERS BELOW

Harry will marry Hermine and have three kids with her.
THEY ALL SHOULD HAVE DIED TBH.

Sorry if I ruined it for someone but you shouldn't click on threads like this, really. :P
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Post by Relative »

Ron, Harry, Hermione and Ginny All live.

Ron and Hermione Marry. So do Ginny and Harry. They have many children named after fallen friends.

Snape has his reasons and is Headmaster for most of book 7 and dies to save Harry and is redeemed in Harry's eyes.

Harry and Ginny's Albus Servus is their oldest and enters Hogwarts 19 years later.

Rose Granger and Scorpius Malfoy are his age cohorts. Nevile is an Herbology Professor.

Voldemort is really truly dead

The Deathly Hollows were a convenient plot device to avoid the death of Harry
WARNING!!! The above is a result from a google search!! It might also contain some minor spoilers.
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Post by Neddie »

Does anybody actually care? If you cared, you'd be roleplaying this elsewhere.
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Post by Felix the Cat »

neddiedrow wrote:Does anybody actually care? If you cared, you'd be roleplaying this elsewhere.
I resent that, sir, I truly resent that.
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i have a sister who posts on harry potter role playing websites and shes like 22
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Well a working colleague of mine is a HUUUUUUUUUGE Harry Potter fag^Hn and he's like 42.
Ron and Hermione Marry. So do Ginny and Harry. They have many children named after fallen friends.
Ah messed that up.
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Felix the Cat wrote:
neddiedrow wrote:Does anybody actually care? If you cared, you'd be roleplaying this elsewhere.
I resent that, sir, I truly resent that.
Why? You aren't hard core enough?
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