Cannibalism, Incest, and More!

[Dragon45]

Okay, so admittedly these tricks are not so much "evil" then last time.
But meh, why not.

http://smuggoat.net/?page_id=84#Lesson2

This time its more about when to get rid of your units properly (reclaim, self d, etc)
Take a read, gimme feedback, etc etc. Flames welcome.

O and I got comments displaying in the right order this time, so most recent comments are uptop -_-

[NOiZE]

it needs moar pictures imo

[1v0ry_k1ng]

. Finally, nanospray can go through walls, features, other units, and even yo fat momma.

[smoth]

that grey is really hard to read.. but I mentioned this before.

[Machiosabre]

man, after reading the topic this thread is very disappointing .

[smoth]

dragon, incest is more like "the bank of dad"

[Relative]

man, after reading the topic this thread is very disappointing .

+1

[Dragon45]

that grey is really hard to read.. but I mentioned this before.

GODDANG IT SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOTH

i was changing the fucking COLOR of the font and somehow I broke something in the stylesheet and it RAPED THE SITE's LAYOUT


i had to kill our custom Grey Bleat theme and replace it with one of the old WP themes (although it does look good)

BUT STILL GRRR :<

[smoth]

ha ha wow, sorry man, as they say "thems the breaks"

[TradeMark]

Cant you just make a list of all possible tricks, instead of telling a story and using weird words? Im so not interested to read any stories.

[pintle]

i like the "story" style tbh

[smoth]

the story and weird words makes it harder for our non-native English speaking players.

[Zpock]

Nerf nanoshielding, make it so it only has % of its full height that's the same as % built.

[Peet]

Nerf nanoshielding, make it so it only has % of its full height that's the same as % built.

Maek patch for script-variable hitspheres.

[Caydr]

Better tactic than your suggested kamikaze, but along the same lines - ignore your losses and push through the front lines. Get as close to enemy factories as you can, and let your opponent deal the damage for you with plasma cannons. Obviously only use it if he's got plasma cannons or other large AoE (high traj) weapons. Great humiliation value. The opponent will probably catch on quick, not not quick enough to set his guardian to hold fire before it shoots a couple of times and AoEs your most important structures.

[pintle]

Better tactic than your suggested kamikaze, but along the same lines - ignore your losses and push through the front lines. Get as close to enemy factories as you can, and let your opponent deal the damage for you with plasma cannons. Obviously only use it if he's got plasma cannons or other large AoE (high traj) weapons. Great humiliation value. The opponent will probably catch on quick, not not quick enough to set his guardian to hold fire before it shoots a couple of times and AoEs your most important structures.

you should see how frustrated i get when somebody's raiders make my raven blow a chunk out of my windfarms just as it leaves the lab...

[Lolsquad_Steven]

"...Using the Power of Incest and Cannibalism, you too can grow like bacteria..."

-dragon 45 2007

[very_bad_soldier]

Really nice! Thanks for writing it!

[Pxtl]

Nerf nanoshielding, make it so it only has % of its full height that's the same as % built.

My approach for beating nanoshielding - have a "MinimumExplodeDamage" amount for projectiles - if a projectile hits a target with less than X health, then it does not detonate - the target is obliterated and it keeps on going.

Then just give every weapon in the mod a "MinimumExplodeDamage" of, say, 20 or so.

[rattle]

the story and weird words makes it harder for our non-native English speaking players.

my not understanding??!

Youngsters may take mental damage from it. :P


Anyway, well written, fun to read. Even if I don't play TA.