You Might Be A Noob If...

danzel · Post by **danzel** » 12 Jan 2007, 01:34

jackalope wrote:you know you are a noob when your allies look at your base and type .take even though no one has left.

+1

wildferret · Post by **wildferret** » 12 Jan 2007, 22:30

U TRY 2 SOUND CUL BY TALKING 2 PPL LIKE THIZ

U THNK EVERY1 IZ A NUB EVN THO U R A NUB

seriously though, I hate people who act like that

LordMatt · Post by **LordMatt** » 12 Jan 2007, 23:44

wildferret wrote:seriously though, I hate people who act like that

WUT
STFULOL
I KAN HSOT GUYZ
SPEEDMETAL UP JION FAST LOL
NO PLANEZ NO NUKS NO BB
NO ATAK 4 20MIN OKAI GUYZ??????!!!!!!!!
...
WTF
I SAID NO ATAK20 LOL ONLY NUBZ RUSH
F U NUB RUSHINGZ NOT STRATEGY WTF UR GAI
**RAGE QUIT**

PicassoCT · Post by **PicassoCT** » 12 Jan 2007, 23:49

When you Rage-quit Games 20:30 o clock - because Mom (who is that fat...) says it is bedtime ! :D

When you complain in the Bugs Thread about Cheats that allow your Enemy to stun & steal your Krog inside the Base....

Comp1337 · Post by **Comp1337** » 13 Jan 2007, 12:44

If you cant NOS+FWEB a NP when youre nine guys in a WP and PK his ass
WARDEC

1v0ry_k1ng · Post by **1v0ry_k1ng** » 13 Jan 2007, 14:22

20 minutes into a 3v3, you start D-gunning your allys base.
"wtf are you doing!!"
"sorry, I thought this was a FFA"

PicassoCT · Post by **PicassoCT** » 13 Jan 2007, 14:49

If you combomb your own defense & or base..

Peet · Post by **Peet** » 13 Jan 2007, 15:07

If you are unable to kill a single wezel in your base (which i microed so it was always opposite his com across his lab), then ragequit.

e: OO another:
If you go on about how the spring stats page is BS because AA is the best mod (roffles), then when someone (hmm, who?) points out your phailure, you start screaming he's a noob and an idiot because theres leet in his name.

jellyman · Post by **jellyman** » 13 Jan 2007, 23:43

Comp1337 wrote:If you cant NOS+FWEB a NP when youre nine guys in a WP and PK his ass
WARDEC

Am I a noob if I have no idea what you are talking about?

Strategia · Post by **Strategia** » 13 Jan 2007, 23:45

jellyman wrote:
Comp1337 wrote:If you cant NOS+FWEB a NP when youre nine guys in a WP and PK his ass
WARDEC
Am I a noob if I have no idea what you are talking about?

Well, I am a noob (well, as in I can't do anything except lose horribly), and I have no idea either..... is PK Player-Killing or something? (yes I used to play RuneScape too >_>)

Hoinkie · Post by **Hoinkie** » 14 Jan 2007, 00:29

well then add me up too

Ishach · Post by **Ishach** » 14 Jan 2007, 10:13

He's talking about EVE online

Abokasee · Post by **Abokasee** » 14 Jan 2007, 21:26

Acidd_UK wrote:9. If your name contains "1337"

Pain be upon you and a long painfull death...

Back on subject

Not building flaks and missle are better (sorry 1337[spawn_retard])

Comp1337 · Post by **Comp1337** » 14 Jan 2007, 21:44

jellyman wrote:
Comp1337 wrote:If you cant NOS+FWEB a NP when youre nine guys in a WP and PK his ass
WARDEC
Am I a noob if I have no idea what you are talking about?

Basically

iamacup · Post by **iamacup** » 14 Jan 2007, 21:49

wildferret wrote:U TRY 2 SOUND CUL BY TALKING 2 PPL LIKE THIZ

U THNK EVERY1 IZ A NUB EVN THO U R A NUB

seriously though, I hate people who act like that

LULZ I MAEK D-FENS

PicassoCT · Post by **PicassoCT** » 14 Jan 2007, 22:03

You play Spring like Settlers - two Peoplz on the map and they built and built, you start spleeping as spec, and waking after two hours up - they still built, and have fortiefied... nothing more boring then two peopl porcing - not even using berthas...

CompWiz · Post by **CompWiz** » 21 Jan 2007, 03:25

if you make this thread:
http://spring.clan-sy.com/phpbb/viewtopic.php?t=8942

Spring RTS Engine

You Might Be A Noob If...