You Might Be A Noob If...

[ZellSF]

12: You build metal storage in a team game (your allies need those commander wreckages and rocks as much as you do).

[SwiftSpear]

11) If you start swearing at your team for playing "too hastily", and telling them they need to build more "inner defence" before making units.

13) you don't have llt's to stop raiders.

[Relative]

14. If you rage quit because you think the other team is employing a "cowardly" and "unfair" tactic.

Off-Topic:

[rant]I had this lame match in EE, castles (i know that map is crap). I managed to crush everyone and held most of the map. However, the last one remaining had been porcing the entire match. For the most part I ignored him as he only had the territory inside his castle, thus a minor threat. When it came to fighting him, his defences overwhelmed everything I threw at him ranging from cloak assaults to brute force. So I built some arty and began crushing all those defences with continuing pressure from my units. So he starts YELLING saying he will never fight someone who "hides behind his base" (Hypocrisy!!!) and rage quits[/rant]

[Machiosabre]

254. you can't count past 10

[pintle]

11) If you start swearing at your team for playing "too hastily", and telling them they need to build more "inner defence" before making units.

13) you don't have llt's to stop raiders.

16) You play XTA and treat it like AA: spamming llts which rape ur econ and die easily to crashers

[rattle]

17) Go back to

u make threads like this

and read it over and over again.

[CompWiz]

lmao

[LordMatt]

16) You play XTA and treat it like AA: spamming llts which rape ur econ and die easily to crashers

Wasn't Lion beating a bunch of XTA players by playing it just like BA?

[CompWiz]

18. if dont notice there is a second page to your thread

[jellyman]

Your first attacking unit is a level 2 unit.
Your second attacking unit is a level 3 unit.
You build 4 heavy laser towers in your front line but leave space so that 10 peewees can drive around them to pwn your back line.
The first things you build with the level 2 factory are a level 2 con, 15 farks and then a nuclear reactor.
You build wind generators on comet catcher.
You don't know what a missile tower is for.
You think wrecks are an obstacle and not a resource.
You think only noobs play speed metal.

[pintle]

16) You play XTA and treat it like AA: spamming llts which rape ur econ and die easily to crashers

Wasn't Lion beating a bunch of XTA players by playing it just like BA?

He beat me on comet with flash spam. Now you can take that how you want to... this isnt the place for this discussion. I will however point out that he was a star when i discovered spring, and that comet is widely considered by the xta players i assosciate (spelling ) with to be too big for 1v1 and basically a spamfest due to the huge metal income.

[CompWiz]

29. you start a flame war here...

[tombom]

The first things you build with the level 2 factory are a level 2 con, 15 farks and then a nuclear reactor.

I'm pretty much a noob really.

[Sheekel]

Your ingame time is 0.

[ZellSF]

The first things you build with the level 2 factory are a level 2 con, 15 farks and then a nuclear reactor.

I'm pretty much a noob really.

Ooh, that reminds me.

19: You haven't memorized all the unit names and manage to confuse fusion power with nuclear power.

[Peet]

19: You haven't memorized all the unit names and manage to confuse fusion power with nuclear power.

20: you play xta and build a fusion before going mobile/mini and cloakable

[SwiftSpear]

19: You haven't memorized all the unit names and manage to confuse fusion power with nuclear power.

20: you play xta

FIXT :O

[Ishach]

your clan tag rymes with well-see-see

[Strategia]

21. You call other clans and mods noouser kicked from channel #forum

[PicassoCT]

22. If you support (Tex) Mex in AA-Thread because good food needs defense..