10 ways to crash the lobby server

[iamacup]

PREAMBLE

now you all thought you were gona get real easy ways of crashing the lobby server, and you would be rite > Here you go.

1) get supernoob to leave #main
2) get supernoob to play a game
3) ask chan serv to marry you (!marryme -ringcost 59.98 BahrainDolarz)
4) ask lord matt if he is going to win the war agains cup (see 5)
5) divide by 0
6) LOOK IN dev/null/
7) if cup ever wins a game against lord matt
8 ) go to #league and say CUP IS UNCOOL
9) download 20 GB of pron from http://www.ta-spring.com/matts-stash/
10) anything that involves water

and if all else fails, getting more than 20 registrations at any one time will ddos it back to the stone ages

-----------------SHOW ME THE benjamins-----------------

its not quite ready yet, ive still got to build some of it, i hope to have it ready for christmass but dont hold me to that, heres a change log of what ive done so far

when i do update this, all the links in this forum will break. YAI!

Unknown Files V3 Changelog (FROM V2)

==For the users==

This is almost a complete re write as the database behind it wasnt really (isnt really) working.

Added file upgrade option on upload (auto makes // adds files to groups)
Made registration much better (no more sql errors)
Made the 'make this page better' page better after registration
seperated sites (eg, spring is on its own)
new individual urls (http://spring.unknown-files.net for instance)
Improved search function
added new fields to search in search function
added wild card function to search
changed the way the bandwidth stats are monitored and produced (more acurate)
added hosted sites area
added file of the week thing
moved stuff arround abit
added BB style code (, and [URL]) to file description, and comments
Added emotions to news, and comments.
Changed file uploads to be faster and better
FTP upload no longer hangs for ages (instant now after its on the site)
mirror distro system is moved and re writeeeeen (stuff gets distrobuted much sooner after upload)
Latest files in category when browsing category
Top downloads for category when browsing category
Latest files for site moved to the middle top of the home page.


more stuff that i cant remember (wrote this after i made these changes)

Still waiting on -- New Theme!!!!


==For the admins==

basically now we can actualy have some admins....

actualy made the admin panel

Options -
Categories
News
Meta Keyword
Mirrors
FTP Mirrors
Bans
FAQ
Filetypes
Site Status
FTP UPloads status

Mass Email
Single Email
Edit Profile
Admin Permissions

Group Edit
File Edit
Add File

Admin Logs
Admin Actions
Security/Access Log

Added new access levels

Levels -
0 = User
1 = Admin - can do basics on the admin panel for designated sites
2 = Site Admin - can do most stuff on the admin panel for designated sites
3 = Network Admin - can do everything everywhere on all network sites

i have also made it incredibly easy to add 3rd party mirrors to the system.

[Kixxe]

Also you can write strange charaters in the lobby and everyone will drop...

...

[iamacup]

thats fixed foo

[rattle]

CUP IS UNCOOL. IN CAPITAL LETTERS. Does that crash the forum now?

added wild card function to search

Arr so you are useful after all...

[FuzionMonkey]

11) Running spring on Vista RTM.

MSDN, foos.

[Relative]

5) divide by 0

I swear I saw a BBC article saying that you can divide by zero now.

Edit:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/berkshire/content/ ... ture.shtml

[Peet]

You can also find the root of a negative number, but does that get you anywhere, in practical applications? NO! Well, yes..don't question my logic, it's 4:30 AM

[iamacup]

lol yeh put your calculator into 'i' mode (imaginary numbers mode) and you get -1(i) for the root of -1.

phail

also you can prove that 2 + 2 = 5 by adding and subtracting powers of infinty on other planes.... yes.

[LordMatt]

Math is a product of satan.

[Erom]

I swear I saw a BBC article saying that you can divide by zero now.

Edit:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/berkshire/content/ ... ture.shtml

For what it's worth, this has been widely ridiculed by real mathematicians and computer scientists as bullshit.

[Synsless]

Dividing by zero is actually done regularly in some fields and merely depends on what you define to be zero and the rules you set for its division.

That being said, neither that guys definition nor the several other often used definitions have much (if any) usefulness in common mathematics.

i (or j as we call it in EE, the root of -1) is used A LOT and is extremely useful, but still is, in fact, a product of satan. Obviously.

[Relative]

I swear I saw a BBC article saying that you can divide by zero now.

Edit:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/berkshire/content/ ... ture.shtml

For what it's worth, this has been widely ridiculed by real mathematicians and computer scientists as bullshit.

But it was on TV, it must be true!

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[Betalord]

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