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Zoombie
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All bow down to the new god Mediocre! He is the god of Mediocrity! It is his job to ensure that everyone, in general, stays at the C- level of existence. Unfortunately he's only mediocre at his job, and so some people are excellent and some people are terrible, and lots of people are normal. The reason he is not good at his job is because if he WAS good at his job, then he would not be mediocre...and that would create a paradox if the God of mediocrity was good at his job.


Now you guys go create some gods, and we can have a pantheon

*If anyone wonders, I needed to create a god with background mythology for my Myth's and Legends class (Basically, you walk into class and sleep for an hour and a half, then get an A as you leave) and it was so much fun, I wanted to see what you guys could come up with...
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Post by FizWizz »

you mispelled mediocre in the thread title.
And I'm an Acolyte at the Temple of Lexicon.
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rattle
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Post by rattle »

All hail Mediocre and long live the mediocracy... but don't count me in.
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KDR_11k
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Post by KDR_11k »

You should invite the Pastafarians over to hold a presentation on the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
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Post by Zoombie »

But of course!
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Post by rattle »

But they will have to pay the entry fee of five tons of flax.
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Post by Zoombie »

I was thinking Barely.
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Post by Guessmyname »

EDIT: Wrong quote!

EDIT: Right Quote!

"'Average' is the top of the bottom, the best of the worst, the bottom of the top. `Average' means run of the mill, mediocre, insignificant, a non entity. Being `average' is the lazy person's cop-out; it's lacking the guts to take a stand in life; it's living by default. Being `average' is to pass one's life with time, rather than to pass one's time away with life. To be average is to be forgotten once you pass from this life. The successful are remembered for their contributions, the failures because they tried, but the average, the silent majority is just forgotten."
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Post by Snipawolf »

"Avarice" is the greediest of all, for whatever it costs. The ones labeled "Avarice" would drown babies to satiate their lust for wealth. Care not for life and honor, "Avarice" has wealth on its mind at all times. Doomed to a life of trying to aquire wealth and counting it, they share and give none. Most humans caught by the stranglehold of this god are never let go, they are doomed too, but to live an eternity of silence and loneliness, with nothing but wealth...
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Post by BlackLiger »

Flagulas The Bublasculent

No ones sure where this guy came from, or even what he stands for. However, he is incredibly fat and ugly, and has bad gas. Some suspect him to be the god of stand up comedy.
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Post by Min3mat »

And on The 11th Day there was Min3mat and lo and behold he kicked so much ass at that point god thought "f**k it who cares now! i've made myself a legend, adam and eve you can go eat apples or w/e im chuffed ^____^"
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