The yo mama joke thread

Quanto042 · Post by **Quanto042** » 27 Sep 2006, 19:03

KDR_11k wrote:Your mama procreates through mitosis.

lol'd

REVENGE · Post by **REVENGE** » 28 Sep 2006, 02:33

Chuck Norris had to use BOTH feet to kick yo' mamma's ass.

Caydr · Post by **Caydr** » 28 Sep 2006, 03:02

Yo mama's so fat, the Arm decided to use her as a bridge when Core sank it with huge crater-making nukes in AA 2.2.

....what?

Comp1337 · Post by **Comp1337** » 28 Sep 2006, 13:36

REVENGE wrote:Chuck Norris had to use BOTH feet to kick yo' mamma's ass.

You fail. Chuck norris wouldnt use two feet, he can kick yo mommas ass without his feet.

rattle · Post by **rattle** » 28 Sep 2006, 14:20

Yo momma's so fat she considers you a snack.
Yo momma's so ugly she lost the title of town mattress to your dad.

PicassoCT · Post by **PicassoCT** » 28 Sep 2006, 19:19

Yo Mama once sat down on poor little Mario - he was flattend into 2D for about 12 Years. Mama Mia.

rattle · Post by **rattle** » 28 Sep 2006, 19:23

Got another one
"yo momma is so fat that when she was sun tanning on the beach, the greenpeace came and tried to push her back into the water" - (c) shadow

longhair · Post by **longhair** » 28 Sep 2006, 19:28

Haven't seen this one yet:

Yo mamma's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.

PicassoCT · Post by **PicassoCT** » 28 Sep 2006, 21:50

Your Mama is that fat, when she tried for a Liposuction the Doctors were burried in a Mining Collaps.

Noruas · Post by **Noruas** » 28 Sep 2006, 22:49

Yo mommas neck so long, giraffes raped her.

rattle · Post by **rattle** » 28 Sep 2006, 23:10

Yo momma's so smart she wrote a filter for phpbb to get rid of non-funny yo-momma jokes like this one...

esteroth12 · Post by **esteroth12** » 29 Sep 2006, 01:19

Yo Momma's so fat she absorbs black holes!

ok, I'll hide now

(lets aim for 10 pages!

)

Snipawolf · Post by **Snipawolf** » 29 Sep 2006, 01:58

Yo mama's so stupid she sold her car for gas money...

nobody2u · Post by **nobody2u** » 29 Sep 2006, 06:51

Your mama's so stupid she tried to drown fish...

knorke · Post by **knorke** » 07 Oct 2006, 01:31

hoho!

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