Uwe Boll to box Lowtax!

Muse · Post by **Muse** » 08 Sep 2006, 01:53

THE CONTENDERS

RIIIIICHARD 'LOWTAX' KYANKAAAAAA

UUUUUUUUUUWE BOOOOOOOOLLL

Who will win in this fight of the century!?

Everyone has heard of Uwe Boll├óÔé¼Ôäós challenge to critics. After receiving a slew of horrid reviews for his latest film BloodRayne earlier this year, Boll was incensed and did what any successful filmmaker would do ├óÔé¼ÔÇØ challenged his detractors to a boxing match to knock some sense into them and settle the score. Boll proposed a 3-round match against anyone with the guts to step into the ring with him. The matches would receive international exposure and be filmed as part of his next feature film, ├óÔé¼╦£Postal├óÔé¼Ôäó.

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Erom · Post by **Erom** » 08 Sep 2006, 02:10

As much as I wish Lowtax would kick his ass, Boll is a beast, and Lowtax is a skinny internet guy.

Pxtl · Post by **Pxtl** » 08 Sep 2006, 02:24

Erom wrote:As much as I wish Lowtax would kick his ass, Boll is a beast, and Lowtax is a skinny internet guy.

QFT. The pictures above speak a thousand words.

SinbadEV · Post by **SinbadEV** » 08 Sep 2006, 02:27

I don't know... PROBABLY... but boxing is a bit of a weird sport... I mean... not everyone can "tire the guy out by blocking with your face" like rocky.

FizWizz · Post by **FizWizz** » 08 Sep 2006, 02:39

so some hack director made a second rate movie, and rather than accept that he sucks, challenged any critics to a fight? I hope he goes down hard.

Snipawolf · Post by **Snipawolf** » 08 Sep 2006, 02:42

Well, too damn bad..

Thats dumbasses fer ya..

I WANNA CHALLENGE HIM!

(Too bad I'm only 13... meh)

Caydr · Post by **Caydr** » 08 Sep 2006, 03:46

An assclown who can't make movies wearing a shirt for a company that can't make games.

Muse · Post by **Muse** » 08 Sep 2006, 04:33

FizWizz wrote:so some hack director made a second rate movie, and rather than accept that he sucks, challenged any critics to a fight? I hope he goes down hard.

The problem is that he challenged the critics to his own game. He has 10 years of amateur title boxing under his belt. He might as well try and make pro or something...he'd get more money.

Muse · Post by **Muse** » 28 Sep 2006, 04:54

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqbVb-W7GqI

So Uwe pretty much eliminated all of his opponents. Some prior circumstances to the fight which prove Uwe is still an idiot.

1: All contenders chosen had no previous boxing experience
2: Contenders told they were going to get some boxing training with Uwe, none was given
3: Uwe seriously wounded Schneider and Alexander
4: Changed the time limit round end rules to knockout only rules, in which case you either gave up or was knocked out by Uwe.

Just had to fill the end of this thread

SwiftSpear · Post by **SwiftSpear** » 28 Sep 2006, 12:16

Muse wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqbVb-W7GqI

So Uwe pretty much eliminated all of his opponents. Some prior circumstances to the fight which prove Uwe is still an idiot.

1: All contenders chosen had no previous boxing experience
2: Contenders told they were going to get some boxing training with Uwe, none was given
3: Uwe seriously wounded Schneider and Alexander
4: Changed the time limit round end rules to knockout only rules, in which case you either gave up or was knocked out by Uwe.

Just had to fill the end of this thread

The 17 year old guy had amiture boxing experience... I mean, he never actually fought a match, but he was trained.

Dragon45 · Post by **Dragon45** » 29 Sep 2006, 00:16

I'm not one for boxing per se, but an MMA fight - I'm down for that shit. ^_^

Edit: and Uwe is/was semi-pro boxing. Of course he'd kic ktheir collective asses.

PicassoCT · Post by **PicassoCT** » 29 Sep 2006, 00:23

He trys to improve his films- and if he would really confess to Tarantino PulpStyle and go Postal- Why not.

But he remains Serious....

At least he can merchandis punching balls with his Face Upon...

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Uwe Boll to box Lowtax!

Uwe Boll to box Lowtax!