You may or may not find this amusing,

[mufdvr222]

The recent hurricanes and gasoline issues are proof of the existence
of a new chemical element. A major research institution has
recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet
known to science.

The new element has been named ├óÔé¼┼ôGovernmentium├óÔé¼┬Ø.

Governmentium (Gv) Has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons,
and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons,
which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles
called peons.

Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take over four days to complete.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 4 years; It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium├óÔé¼Ôäós Mass will actually increase overtime, since each reorganisation will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.

This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass. When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium - an element which radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.

[Maelstrom]

lol. comedy for geeks. lovin it.

[Das Bruce]

I'm a little teapot, short and stout
Here is my handle, here is my...other handle
Darn, I'm a sugar bowl

[clericvash]

I'm a little teapot, short and stout
Here is my handle, here is my...other handle
Darn, I'm a sugar bowl

*giggle fit*

[mastermat]

very funny

+1

[Snipawolf]

I liked that pretty good...

[Dragon45]

Amusing :D

[FizWizz]

I've seen that before, 3-4 years ago. I was tickled pink by it.

[Candleman]

These are all worth a chortle.

[Quanto042]

ah, now if there was only a way we could break that element down.

[Lindir The Green]

Anarchy FTW.

Not really.

[nobody2u]

Funny if you live in the US and know what all the government offices are. Maybe it works in other countries too?

[Zoombie]

The funny thing about anarchy is its the only form of 'government' that collapses to form an organization. Governments collapse to form anarchy's. Anarchy's collapse to form governments.

Weird, huh?

[nobody2u]

It's part of the circle called life. Maybe.

[mehere101]

I find it more intersting how the new revolution replaces the last revolution.

For more on this phenominon look at russia circa 1917. Social Democrats pull a political revolution, removing the Tsar. Then the bolsheviks had a revolution and took power from the last revolutionary group.

[Zoombie]

Those crazy <insert revolutionary group here>

[BlackLiger]

Either way, we need this element. We could use it for a GREAT nuclear defence the INSTANT a nuclear blast started, coat it in this. You've then got about 50 years to evacuate the area before the blast even gets out of the impact crater