Bahrainian TV: How to properly beat your wife.

[Forboding Angel]

[pharoph]

to not injure you patient while hurting her all the time is kind of a torture. to inflict the max amout of pain but to not injure your wife : this is what this person is saying.

[PicassoCT]

Another intersting Question, when BeaTehmUp UR Wife is played.. are there Combos, and Secret Special Moves,... and Hidden Chars you can play after winning on Elite ? Is there a Voldo.. or at least Ivy...

[Forboding Angel]

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GET OVER HERE!!!

Not exactly scorpion, but it'll do.

[manored]

Pillows can hurt, you can get a headache if your head is shaken with considerable strengh a lot, and so if someone keeps hitting you in the head with a pillow you will eventually get a headache :)

The lesbian. It's bikini waxer time, peaches! *Grabs manored by the shoulders and shakes him.* Straighten up and go see your woman!

I didnt understood what you said, but some of the words there suggest you offended me, and, if that is the case, I will do the worse thing anyone can ever do to someone who offended.

[Saktoth]

PS: And am i the only one, who finds himself at some mornings in the Bathroom Mirror looking like a clawmarked, chewed bloody steak, which spend a Night wrestling in a Lions Cage ?

We dont need to know about your sex life.

[PicassoCT]

PS: And am i the only one, who finds himself at some mornings in the Bathroom Mirror looking like a clawmarked, chewed bloody steak, which spend a Night wrestling in a Lions Cage ?

We dont need to know about your sex life.

That´s the funny part of the Web, nobody cares what you need to know, or want to know, or even what you would like to avoid to know
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In your Face, Motherflourer..

[Forboding Angel]

lol, been there, except she as a thing with nipples and that is 1 of 2 places on my body that I do not want to be touched.

Anyway, yes, mutilation is interesting in the moment, until you wake up the next day sore and hurting quite a bit from your wounds while realizing that you are nowhere near as young as you used to be.

[PicassoCT]

Forb finally somebody who suffered the same Fate..

Yes, we can turn this thread around, about injuries recived while playing heroe in RL, doing Sport or certain Acrobedic Tricks, you even couldn´t master when you were younger..

There is a Reason the Life Expectation of men is 5 years lower than woman- and is has nothing to do with Beer, TV-Shows and VideoGames (excluding those injured in the earlyDays of Gaming by those C64 JoystickscrapGames..)

What Honey, a Free-Climbing Course for Holiday, of course i can.. just let me finnish this Post

Cut the Hu fight for Manrights...

[Comp1337]

PS: And am i the only one, who finds himself at some mornings in the Bathroom Mirror looking like a clawmarked, chewed bloody steak, which spend a Night wrestling in a Lions Cage ?

Last time i did was when i had my bed strewn with tiny pieces of broken glass for one reason or another

[PicassoCT]

Now we are getting somewhere, Womant are Anvil.. oh, i ment Evil!

Just forget all those made up Storys you told at Bars, the real ugly Adventures usually start with the Sentence "Remember when you told me, you can handle everything... well there is a real Bull in the Garden/a Part of the House burning/some other minor catastrophe... do something. I have complete confidence in you, blind trust, now go and get some bones broken..."

Surpressed Men of all Nations united, take an Example of how such Situations are handled in Bahrain..
Well they didn´t invented anything since a twothousand years, to impress there spouses, but well we could do without that? Could we middleaged as we are?

[Comp1337]

Now we are getting somewhere, Womant are Anvil.. oh, i ment Evil!

Just forget all those made up Storys you told at Bars, the real ugly Adventures usually start with the Sentence "Remember when you told me, you can handle everything... well there is a real Bull in the Garden/a Part of the House burning/some other minor catastrophe... do something. I have complete confidence in you, blind trust, now go and get some bones broken..."

Surpressed Men of all Nations united, take an Example of how such Situations are handled in Bahrain..
Well they didn´t invented anything since a twothousand years, to impress there spouses, but well we could do without that? Could we middleaged as we are?

I love picassoCT

[Forboding Angel]

Every great story begins with:

"Well I was drinking one night and..."

[manored]

I tough the spetacular fact around here was someone sober :)