Damn right. I would of got some possum slippers when we went to Christchurch at christmas, but I didn' have enough.I had to make do with a possum skin. With furryness still on it of course.Das Bruce wrote:Possums make good socks.
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Drone_Fragger
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My policy is, flee from me in abject terror or I'll mash you. FLEE!Min3mat wrote:flies are fun to swat, but tbh nowadays i run by the 'dont bite me and i wont bite u" kind of policy
Wouldn't it be great to give a vegetarian a fur coat for christmas or something? It'd cost a fortune, but I think it'd be worth it. I wouldn't wear fur, myself, but I like leather jackets. So maybe leather. Someday I'm going to pretend to like some prissy-ass high-on-herself vegetarian. For our third date I'll blindfold her and drive her to a slaughterhouse (inside, preferably someplace with lots of blood and heads), then open their door and kick them out and drive away. That would rock. They'd probably try to sue me, but vegetarians are dumb so she'll belive that I live at 123 Fake Street and my phone number is 555-vegetariansaregay. When she asks why shee keeps on not getting through, I'll say my phone's broken (this'll be while I'm on the phone with her, having called her).