Its a tree on a killingspree, ENTER: THE END- oh, sorry, the ENT,
Im sorry, but i already have a Unit that runs AMOK, while there is- i looked twice, nothing that shows direct volcanic activity. I appreciate your attempts to guide me away from becoming Robin Goods concerning Beheriths LUAs, but it has to be archieved for all of mankind, for specialeffects ancestry and for all those kids out there who still play with matches (of course only to light up cigaretts, sooooosorrry)
I just imagined a completely new guy, stepping into a Journeymantourney, and dont getting the idea, that the waterfusionplant of the Centrail lowers the waterlevel, and drowning in the result. There is gonna be a lot of complaining about this.. maybee we should use the time till release to practice.
Complaining done right:
1. Dont introduce yourself, dont mention the game, the name its all the same anyway.
2. Show real anger and hatred torwards the person you paid time for trying his free game, after all, your time is money, his is not, thats currency demonetization, you want it back your minutemoney in flamez.
3. Bitch and moan, when they try to get you, to solve a problem only you have, after all, you are the king of the world, that must be good for something, in addition your dad will kill you if you update his pc without allowance. Does he even know, that you installed spring on it?
4. Do not post logs, instead forward false tutorials how to reproduce the bug.
5. Temper is for the weak, show them your Cohones, ignore moderation, tell the world how you ┬┤ve been cheated, because nobody solved your stuff in under 5 Minutes. Spring, what do they pay there support personal for?
6. If it was your fault allalong, dissappear without a further word.
I try first.
Me Problem with your thing, it crashes, always worked with other things, really hate you for doing thing. Tryied really everything in replyied, was hard work, broke sweat, but cannot install new graphic drivers, is no need, always all things (solitaire, minesweeper) worked with oldones. If you want to see for yourself, just hit thing.exe, than monitor turns black and never turns back, everything crashes, darkness. You know Picasso, i will tell everyon in #main how much your game sucks, and open games just to fill them with people and crashkid those partys, you gonna be really sorry to have crossed my path. BRB having new Fuseboxxy installed.
Also Lvl1 Uterus, and yes untextured it looks like a pissoir, imagine it like a smoothed i-pod on the inside all meaty, and the walls covered with Ovums
I know for all those experienced devs here, who started one step at a time, making so many units first sounds cocky and prepostrous, but well, maybee if i started animating and implenting first, i would realize how much work this is, and drop half of them (and i already dropped some of the boring once)- so how about keeping up some illusions for now?