What Kind of Animal Would You Like to Have as a Pet?

[Gota]

Pets are always an issue when you need to travel abroad.
Also,big pets like dogs really shouldn't be held in the city in some shitty condo.
big dogs need space to run and stuff,like a farm.

[Caydr]

^^^^^
Agreed, people who get big and/or noisy dogs but live in an apartment or something really need to get some sense beat into them.


For my choice in a pet, I think I'd just get another cat... for cats you should always have at least two so there's someone to keep them company.

[Spawn_Retard]

a woman with no knowledge of equal rights

[Gota]

a woman with no knowledge of equal rights

Did you own one already?

[Wombat]

[PicassoCT]

Do not want a GF that had a career as pronstar. Internetcreeps will not grow into my house and open a nydus-vaginal channel to spawn zerglings. Not now, not evar.

[Panda]

If I were to get a dog as a pet, it would be a beagle.

[Gota]

Do not want a GF that had a career as pronstar. Internetcreeps will not grow into my house and open a nydus-vaginal channel to spawn zerglings. Not now, not evar.

You say you don't but has anyone ever offered one to you and you refused?

[PicassoCT]

No, because most PORN-Stars dont get offered. They are quite bitter, and well able to speak for themselves, but every conversation is sort of ankward, because of the "I have you on harddrive, and i still see you doing it and i know what you did there" moment lurkin all the way, never going away. Also, i dont know how to put it, but they are sort of reckless, when it comes to using sexual attraction- i dont know one mental healthy girl who would just sit herself onto foreign mans lap, durin buisness negotiations... but if i ever get one offered, i will pass her on to you GOTA.

[Jazcash]

Dissin' ho's is fun.

[Spawn_Retard]

DAMMIT JAZCASH don't say anything bad about women or they may threaten you with a ban!

[Jazcash]

DAMMIT JAZCASH don't say anything bad about women or they may threaten you with a ban!

The only thing women are likely to threaten me with is a pan. A frying pan that is!

Hilarity ensues!

[KaiserJ]

heh. a seasonal pet has returned to me this week



one of these creatures lives in a hole on my front lawn, damned if he isnt the cutest little animal.

i've been throwing sunflower seeds at where he lurks; hopefully eventually he will trust me enough to come and hang out with me or eat out of my hand

[Gota]

No, because most PORN-Stars dont get offered. They are quite bitter, and well able to speak for themselves, but every conversation is sort of ankward, because of the "I have you on harddrive, and i still see you doing it and i know what you did there" moment lurkin all the way, never going away. Also, i dont know how to put it, but they are sort of reckless, when it comes to using sexual attraction- i dont know one mental healthy girl who would just sit herself onto foreign mans lap, durin buisness negotiations... but if i ever get one offered, i will pass her on to you GOTA.

How do you know so much about porn stars?or are you just talking out of your ass?
I just thought that your reply was a bit presumptuous.

[PicassoCT]

Somebody who i better had not the pleasure to meet, had to do with one of them, marketingguy, those folks know no limits. I wish i could talk that good with my ass, i would make that usefull.

But just imagine this yourself, you walk down the street, and every man you look at, has fapped to you. You are sort of a star, but it would be a hard, rocky road back into a normal roll in society. Or you come home and then
"Mumy, mumy, davids dad says, you fucked around for money and he showed it to me on cellphone. Is that really you?"

Place your answer here.

[KaiserJ]

how is a porn star like a chipmunk?

they are both known for putting nuts in their mouth

[Gota]

Somebody who i better had not the pleasure to meet, had to do with one of them, marketingguy, those folks know no limits. I wish i could talk that good with my ass, i would make that usefull.

But just imagine this yourself, you walk down the street, and every man you look at, has fapped to you. You are sort of a star, but it would be a hard, rocky road back into a normal roll in society. Or you come home and then
"Mumy, mumy, davids dad says, you fucked around for money and he showed it to me on cellphone. Is that really you?"

Place your answer here.

Face change operation and name change.

[Neddie]

Face change operations only do so much. Name changes always leave a trail.

[Panda]

heh. a seasonal pet has returned to me this week



one of these creatures lives in a hole on my front lawn, damned if he isnt the cutest little animal.

i've been throwing sunflower seeds at where he lurks; hopefully eventually he will trust me enough to come and hang out with me or eat out of my hand

Aw, look at its puffy, chipmunk cheeks.

Check out this Kookaburra. It's a cute little creature to have around.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sZxY0jb ... bmfZkf_EZw

[KaiserJ]

haha what a nice little creature! i bet he'd get on well with hoijuis bird... he looks fluffy too, like a baby goose or something

kookaburra sits in the old gum tree, eating all the gum drops he can see... laugh, kookaburra laugh, how gay your life must be!

haha brings me back. for whatever reason, i had a tape of australian kids songs when i was young... waltzing matilda ftw!